Fat Princess tips hood to Resident Evil

It seems that after being utterly abandoned during Resident Evil 5, the merchant from RE4 has taken up a job in the world of Fat Princess. Well, we guess times are tight all over.




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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
BlackDove @ May 19th 2009 10:06AM
GOT A SELECTION OF GOOOOOOOOD THINGS ON SAAAAALE, STRANGER!
He was the heart and soul of RE4.
ProgHead @ May 19th 2009 11:26AM
yep. you're right. He was the heart and soul of that game. You could allways count on him. Even if you'd killed him because of being angry at not being able to purchase some of his things, he wouldn't mind and would appear somewhere down the line.
Strange Merchant...I salute you! (plays the metal gear solid 3 The Boss salutation music)
Levi @ May 19th 2009 11:29AM
I was that guy for Halloween a couple years back. My friends thought my impression was funny. I'm sure it got really old by the end of the night XD
Michelobius @ May 19th 2009 2:10PM
You could kill him?
...
*puts RE4 back into PS2*
Nathan-DTS @ May 19th 2009 10:08AM
What are ya buyin?
What are ya sellin?
D_Average @ May 19th 2009 10:15AM
Unbelievably awesome. Reminds me of that really good song that one guy submitted for the Now You're a Songwriter contest on Joystiq.
InFaMoUs1- @ May 19th 2009 10:17AM
that man single handedly got me through disc 1 on RE:4.. the rest well I was to scared to finish
Jampirow @ May 19th 2009 10:26AM
I want to get fabulous!
Cody @ May 19th 2009 10:32AM
"It seems that after being utterly abandoned during Resident Evil 5, the merchant from RE4 has taken up a job in the world of Fat Princess."
ALOT of what made Resident Evil so good was utterly abandoned during RE5.
zero2dash @ May 19th 2009 12:48PM
"ALOT of what made Resident Evil so good was utterly abandoned during RE5."
Spot on.
Granted I've only played the demo, but RE5 went from "must buy" (after finding out they kept the RE4 over-the-shoulder/aiming) to "eh, I'll get it when it's in the bargain bin for $10" (after playing the demo for 10 minutes and becoming rather disgusted).
I may just go home and dust off my Wii and throw in RE4 when I get home.
Orex @ May 19th 2009 1:05PM
Yeah, The gore was taken out, the chainsaw dude isnt as scary, infac...The game isnnt even scary, what the hell happend to the virus that turned them into zombies and not your average crazy person lol
Blank-Mage @ May 19th 2009 4:56PM
"You don't have to face fear alone!"
Uh, yeah. You do. Honestly, coop games are never as scary, because you've got your obnoxious friend yelling in an exaggerated fashion right the hell next to you. Like that lady in the movie theater. I mean, at least RE4 had the damn infirmary. That got pretty disturbing.
AmanteDuck @ May 19th 2009 10:33AM
I like those options. Can I Get Fabulous while playing with my Twiddly Knobs though?
mazza_man @ May 19th 2009 10:44AM
I'll buy it at a high price!!!
Zack11190 @ May 19th 2009 10:43AM
Ah! I'll buy it from you at a high price.
tdrules @ May 19th 2009 10:57AM
don't want to be a killjoy but there is an NDA
knight2208 @ May 19th 2009 11:03AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc&feature=channel_page LOL
bassist @ May 19th 2009 11:29AM
Oh man, that's grand! Hadn't seen that one!
Rodrigo (revenge of the ps3) @ May 19th 2009 11:01AM
"not enough cash stranger"... shoots merchant in the head... merchant: " aaaahhhhhh"
Rodrigo (revenge of the ps3) @ May 19th 2009 11:05AM
sorry for the post, im using my lg dare to type this
Rodrigo (revenge of the ps3) @ May 19th 2009 11:08AM
sorry for the post, im using my lg dare to type this
Levi @ May 19th 2009 11:34AM
I feel your pain. I mistype things all the time because of the iPhone's "smart" typing system. Seriously, it doesn't just change things after you type them, it literally tries to predict what you mean to type, and causes incorrect button presses. I wish I could remember what -- "genre"! Try typing that word in an iPhone. It refused to let you type it first try. It thinks you are trying to type "gener," so even if your finger clearly hits the R after the N, it types E. Bugger.
Rodrigo (revenge of the ps3) @ May 19th 2009 11:02AM
"not enough cash stranger"... shoots merchant in the head... merchant: " aaaahhhhhh"
Maulok @ May 19th 2009 1:41PM
"Muahahaha, thank ya"
343 Guilty Fart @ May 19th 2009 1:50PM
Is there an expected release date for this Fat Princess, cause I wanna get it on with her.
Lars @ May 19th 2009 3:25PM
I don't get it. Is it just because it says "stranger"? 'cause that's a fairly common phrase....
sam @ May 19th 2009 6:32PM
No, it's because it says 'Welcome, Stranger' and then 'Got a lot of good things on sale, Stranger'.
Did you ever play RE4? :)
SmartAs @ May 20th 2009 12:18AM
It's really not that hard, Lars. God, people are dumb.
Nate Addison @ May 19th 2009 5:12PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
CH3BURASHKA @ May 19th 2009 5:15PM
FULGORE!!!
Nate Addison @ May 19th 2009 11:05PM
ULTRAAA!!!! ultrAAA!!!! ultraaa!!!!!