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Posted: May 19th 2009 10:06AM (Unverified) said

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GOT A SELECTION OF GOOOOOOOOD THINGS ON SAAAAALE, STRANGER!

He was the heart and soul of RE4.

Posted: May 19th 2009 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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yep. you're right. He was the heart and soul of that game. You could allways count on him. Even if you'd killed him because of being angry at not being able to purchase some of his things, he wouldn't mind and would appear somewhere down the line.

Strange Merchant...I salute you! (plays the metal gear solid 3 The Boss salutation music)
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Posted: May 19th 2009 11:29AM Levi said

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I was that guy for Halloween a couple years back. My friends thought my impression was funny. I'm sure it got really old by the end of the night XD
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:10PM Michelobius said

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You could kill him?

...

*puts RE4 back into PS2*
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Posted: May 19th 2009 10:08AM NathanDTS said

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What are ya buyin?
What are ya sellin?

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:15AM (Unverified) said

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Unbelievably awesome. Reminds me of that really good song that one guy submitted for the Now You're a Songwriter contest on Joystiq.

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:17AM s ls said

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that man single handedly got me through disc 1 on RE:4.. the rest well I was to scared to finish

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:26AM Jamp said

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I want to get fabulous!

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:32AM (Unverified) said

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"It seems that after being utterly abandoned during Resident Evil 5, the merchant from RE4 has taken up a job in the world of Fat Princess."


ALOT of what made Resident Evil so good was utterly abandoned during RE5.

Posted: May 19th 2009 12:48PM zero2dash said

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"ALOT of what made Resident Evil so good was utterly abandoned during RE5."

Spot on.
Granted I've only played the demo, but RE5 went from "must buy" (after finding out they kept the RE4 over-the-shoulder/aiming) to "eh, I'll get it when it's in the bargain bin for $10" (after playing the demo for 10 minutes and becoming rather disgusted).

I may just go home and dust off my Wii and throw in RE4 when I get home.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:05PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Yeah, The gore was taken out, the chainsaw dude isnt as scary, infac...The game isnnt even scary, what the hell happend to the virus that turned them into zombies and not your average crazy person lol

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Posted: May 19th 2009 4:56PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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"You don't have to face fear alone!"

Uh, yeah. You do. Honestly, coop games are never as scary, because you've got your obnoxious friend yelling in an exaggerated fashion right the hell next to you. Like that lady in the movie theater. I mean, at least RE4 had the damn infirmary. That got pretty disturbing.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 10:33AM (Unverified) said

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I like those options. Can I Get Fabulous while playing with my Twiddly Knobs though?

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:44AM Kaminaaa said

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I'll buy it at a high price!!!

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:43AM zack11190 said

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Ah! I'll buy it from you at a high price.

Posted: May 19th 2009 10:57AM (Unverified) said

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don't want to be a killjoy but there is an NDA

Posted: May 19th 2009 11:29AM Taustin Powers said

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Oh man, that's grand! Hadn't seen that one!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 11:01AM (Unverified) said

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"not enough cash stranger"... shoots merchant in the head... merchant: " aaaahhhhhh"

Posted: May 19th 2009 11:05AM (Unverified) said

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sorry for the post, im using my lg dare to type this
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Posted: May 19th 2009 11:08AM (Unverified) said

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sorry for the post, im using my lg dare to type this
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Posted: May 19th 2009 11:34AM Levi said

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I feel your pain. I mistype things all the time because of the iPhone's "smart" typing system. Seriously, it doesn't just change things after you type them, it literally tries to predict what you mean to type, and causes incorrect button presses. I wish I could remember what -- "genre"! Try typing that word in an iPhone. It refused to let you type it first try. It thinks you are trying to type "gener," so even if your finger clearly hits the R after the N, it types E. Bugger.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 11:02AM (Unverified) said

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"not enough cash stranger"... shoots merchant in the head... merchant: " aaaahhhhhh"

Posted: May 19th 2009 1:41PM Maulok said

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"Muahahaha, thank ya"

Posted: May 19th 2009 1:50PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Is there an expected release date for this Fat Princess, cause I wanna get it on with her.

Posted: May 19th 2009 3:25PM Larz said

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I don't get it. Is it just because it says "stranger"? 'cause that's a fairly common phrase....

Posted: May 19th 2009 6:32PM xxxsam said

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No, it's because it says 'Welcome, Stranger' and then 'Got a lot of good things on sale, Stranger'.

Did you ever play RE4? :)
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Posted: May 20th 2009 12:18AM (Unverified) said

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It's really not that hard, Lars. God, people are dumb.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 5:12PM Nate Addison said

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Posted: May 19th 2009 5:15PM ch3burashka said

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FULGORE!!!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 11:05PM Nate Addison said

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ULTRAAA!!!! ultrAAA!!!! ultraaa!!!!!
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