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Posted: May 19th 2009 12:58PM Obienator said

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"I'm-a Wario, I'm-a Gonna Ween!"

*Crash*

"Waaaaaaah!"
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:35PM Zertoss said

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The text message that made Wario crash:

"Hi! I'm Daisy!"
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:00PM Dirty said

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"golf cart that simulates drunk driving" I would like to see video of this.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:21PM SecretAgentHam said

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its not as interesting as you would think.

they set up a course for you to follow made up of orange cones. they then make you wear these strange goggles that are supposed to simulate your vision imparement while drunk (they are totally off, i can see better than that) and make you drive. i almost ran over our school principal, got a cone stuck in the cart, scared the police officer riding with me, and had all my fellow students cheering me on. then i put the goggles on and drove better. strange how that day panned out.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:29PM CtrlBurn said

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Wouldn't it make more sense to just get kids drunk and have them drive in a closed course? I just can't understand why the education system is so scared of hands-on experience.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:48PM JoshMilewski said

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I actually did extremely well with that back in high school.

But I think I had the 'less drunk' goggles...
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:51PM Lekko said

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.......because giving alcohol to underage high school kids to simulate drunk driving is illegal?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:21PM Bolts said

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I don't think it's legal to operate a vehicle while intoxicated even in a closed course alongside a sober instructor equipped with a brake/steering wheel
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Posted: May 19th 2009 8:53PM MowDownJoe said

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@CtrlBurn: Because they probably don't have the budget to deal with any wrecks that might ensue?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:01PM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Kids, if you can time your throttle right, you can get a speed boost at traffic lights.

Also, teaching kids how to powerslide is pretty badass.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:03PM (Unverified) said

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If only I could use the blue shell to clear away traffic. LOL.

The roadways would be covered w/ blood if everyone drove like it was Mario Kart. Can you imagine, driving your car into the side of another car to drive him off the road? Or throwing ink on their windshield to blind them? And how about the green, red & blue shells?

LOL

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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:09PM butaneko said

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Can someone invent a machine to automatically down vote people who LOL at their own posts?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 4:30PM Mr Khan said

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@ Butaneko

You speak of summoning Justin Glow. Powerful dark magic is needed to awaken him
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:03PM mahouneko said

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Wait, college credit in "obvious studies"? =_=

Other than that, it IS an interesting use of an existing system to teach driving safety. Would you happen to know how they intend to explain the random power-up crystals/cubes?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:07PM Dirty said

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Bonus points for fat people
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:04PM s ls said

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try playing GT 5: Prologue with a PlayStation 3 Logitech Driving Force GT Racing Wheel while texting, then these kids will learn!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:10PM (Unverified) said

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The school would rather use a full game and not a demo I guess.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:13PM StormEagle said

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+1 KoolAid Man
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:14PM s ls said

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-_-' GT 5 Prologue is a Full Game
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:15PM s ls said

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yes +1 for your ignorance
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:30PM (Unverified) said

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They should actually try using a real life scenario...like driving straight on a freeway for 50 miles to get to work. Being stuck in traffic. Then the kids will realize that it really doesn't effect your driving to much.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 4:34PM (Unverified) said

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So theirs no point in buying Regular Ol' GT5?

Thanks InFaMoUs, Im sure you just saved a lot of people $60
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:05PM (Unverified) said

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This is awesome! Does this class also teach drifting for speed boosts?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:06PM go1denchi1d said

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That's nice we're teaching them about how great life lessons but how about littering!? Sure its bad to text and be drowsy while driving but you're also teaching them to drop banana peels and turtle shells all over the place!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:10PM cuteSAVAGE said

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The program using a game with a fixed steering wheel, that isn't floating in mid air, is sure to win over this.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:41PM darkinchworm said

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And I would hope that program's a bit more realistic. I can drive well enough in real life that I haven't had a wreck in my several years behind the wheel, but I can't drive worth a damn in any racing game, not even Mario Kart.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:02PM (Unverified) said

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I would think driving a car with a floating steering wheel would personally be harder to operate than driving a normal car while texting(which I do everyday).
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:12PM Boomaga said

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I can attest to the problems created by playing Mario Kart impaired. Christmas Eve 2003, my friends and I turned Double Dash into a drinking game. All-Cup Circuit, take a shot after coming in first after every race. 9 first-place finishes later and I couldn't physically stop myself from flying off Rainbow Road at every turn!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:12PM ducttapeBigSexy said

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But I already know how awesome drunk driving is thanks to GTA IV.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:17PM infernus said

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I was about to suggest GTAIV as a better game to do this with...

Pretty accurate too. I was about to call my CUZIN and hit the rail on a bridge; flew right out the windshield and thought I'd land in the water...was a few feet short. Died.
inb4 "noob, l2textanddrive"
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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"Today class we're going to learn how to parallel park...on RAINBOW ROAD!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:24PM Omega2k3 said

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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:15PM Shagittarius said

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Now if only they had a setup that could teach you what a waste of money the Wii is...
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:19PM baby sea tuna said

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Heh.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:10PM kevout said

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And you're reading a Wii Fanboy site because....?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:19PM baby sea tuna said

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In the kids' defense, it'd be a lot easier if you could steer that wii-wheel with your knees.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:21PM cuteSAVAGE said

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...and you didn't have to use your thumb to accelerate / brake / toss a red shell.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:23PM baby sea tuna said

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Hey, if I had a friend in high school that could roll a j while driving a manual transmission, I'm sure one or two kids out there will be able to step it up.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:25PM cuteSAVAGE said

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Ah yes, but when release the wheel to change gears (assuming you have your mobile in your left hand, the wheel in your knees, your right foot on the gas, and your left on the clutch)... The steering wheel wouldn't fall to the floor.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:32PM (Unverified) said

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I use to switch my gears with my feet just for the hell of it. It was pretty entertaining.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:19PM Zertoss said

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So what happens if you answer all of your texts and come in 1st place?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:21PM baby sea tuna said

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Princess Peach grants you the gift of rainbow-road-head.

...unless you're a girl, cause that shit's impossible.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:24PM jefwif said

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yeah lol. girls driving.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:07PM floating coffins said

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There's a shot of penicillin at the end of that rainbow road. :/
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:46PM usagi704 said

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If every car has manual transmission instead of automatic, they people wouldn't be able to screw around while driving. There you go, problem solved.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:58PM (Unverified) said

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Not on the freeway...
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:11PM (Unverified) said

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Not exactly, there's a lot of accident involving drunk/ texting teenagers in europe as well, were the huge majority of cars are not automatics.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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I love the idea, but why Mario Kart Wii of all racing games? I second the GT statement and suggest Burnout for some sheer cruelty.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 4:26PM Mr Khan said

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Probably an issue of familiarity, aside from cost and accessibility
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Posted: May 19th 2009 1:54PM (Unverified) said

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Or you could try this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
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