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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:33PM (Unverified) said

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I would love to take credit for the WSM, but a soccermom that I overheard in Best Buy one day kept asking every single employee (as if she would get a different answer) "do you have any of the Wii Sports Machine Game thingys?"

Then there is the Wii Fit Machine or WFM.

Basically the two things that the rebranded Nintendo is known for are

WSM and WFM. Without those two (useless to me) collection of mini-games...the Wii would be no where near as popular with the lemmings of the world.

Oh and WRE congrats on the rugrat.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:35PM (Unverified) said

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Vegeta,
Don't you remember Curmeo?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:35PM Gun Barrier said

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wagglebox?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:45PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Oh jesus. Or how about fatty(or whatever the fuck that guys name was)

@Markez

I'M SORRY!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:50PM FernandoRocker said

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You guys are forgeting the worst of all of them... yes, even worse than tmac and Killjebus combined!

Jack of No Trades

Do you guys remember him?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:52PM Da Largest said

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Hahahaha, Jack of No Trades was awesome. He was doing it for the lulz, he wasn't honest-to-god stupid like some of the trolls/fanboys I've seen around here.


summercamp. he's the end all, be all of Joytards. remember him? he made sprinkles look like a damn genius.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:10PM Mr Khan said

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Summercamp was just insane, or something. Certainly didn't make it funny
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:13PM (Unverified) said

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Hah, I still remember 'christopherxii' or somesuch during the height of the 'console wars' mess several years back. Sadly(?), he did not survive the war ; poor bugger burned out methinks.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:24PM Da Largest said

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"fatty(or whatever the fuck that guys name was)"

WHOA WHOA WHOA

you'd best not be talking about The Fatass of Kickassness




because that's me
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:33PM FernandoRocker said

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Nah... it was "Phatty"

He had an avatar with a fat kid eating at McDonalds...

http://www.weeklydig.com/files/images/mcdonaldsfat.jpg
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Posted: May 19th 2009 8:33PM (Unverified) said

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"You guys are forgeting the worst of all of them... yes, even worse than tmac and Killjebus combined!

Jack of No Trades"

Are you serious? Do you READ what you say?

Fernandos...

I have a mental image of you with your mullet scowling at the monitor as you type that.

Thanks for the laugh...plumberboi

For the 50 Meeeeeeelllllleeeeeunth time....I DONT TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY, maybe 5% of my posts but for the most part I just like messing with the mental midgets of this site led by team capiton....FERNANDOS

It brings a smile to my face knowing you assclowns are out there everyday for my amusement.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 8:45PM Asakura H said

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Killjebus, I was wondering...

...why do you call Fernando "Fernandos", like there were alot of them, or you had some kind of cyber stroke?

(but seriously, I really wonder why)
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Posted: May 19th 2009 9:25PM MarkezJM said

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He had his cyber stroke as a wee youngan I would guess, he's been an absolute idiot for as long as I can remember - http://www.joystiq.com/profile/1009488/

Don't try and make sense out of anything he says, it'll make you dumber.
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Posted: May 20th 2009 4:14AM bm111 said

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"For the 50 Meeeeeeelllllleeeeeunth time....I DONT TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY,"


Well, then I wonder why you've apparently spent a million posts arguing why you don't. ;)
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:53PM mrbigjonstud said

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what a bunch of horse crap. the wii controls make this game a lot more fun. what the hell would be the point of playing a wii game without the wii controls????

it's blasphemous to say mario kart is not fun with the wii steering wheel. I think most people here don't even try stuff on the wii out.

hey look it's a new wii game, it automatically sucks, let's make fun of it. the wii controls can't possibly be fun.

those of you that don't try it out are missing out. I love using the wii controls even if it's not perfect sometimes. that is the of the wii, have fun with new controls.

ok done ranting, go ahead and downvote me

BTW I own a 360 too, I'm not a fanboy of either system.

Posted: May 19th 2009 6:56PM Da Largest said

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Yeah, but you ARE a moron for assuming that everyone who doesn't think the motion control schemes for these games are better, are just saying so simply because it's a Wii game

Mario Kart Wii is fun with the wheel, but good luck making precise motions and drifting in chains with it.

"I love using the wii controls even if it's not perfect sometimes. that is the of the wii, have fun with new controls."

the GAME is what we're supposed to be having fun with - the controls are just an extra. when a game ships with controls that aren't all that, people tend to call the devs out on it. This game happens to have pretty decent controls that become useless the moment you go to fight one of the harder boxers.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 6:57PM logicbus said

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A knockout (KO) is more impressive than a TKO (technical knockout). It sounds like Alex has it backwards in the first line of the post.

Posted: May 19th 2009 7:05PM Da Largest said

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TKO also stands for Total Knock Out
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:11PM Mr Khan said

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Or total knock outs, plural.

Or so Smash Bros told me.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:11PM logicbus said

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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:22PM Da Largest said

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lol, citing Wikipedia
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Posted: May 19th 2009 9:33PM (Unverified) said

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>TKO also stands for Total Knock Out

Not in boxing, it doesn't. And if wiki doesn't do it for you:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tko

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Posted: May 20th 2009 8:33AM (Unverified) said

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Right. I believe TKO in boxing terms is "technical knock out" which is what you get if its a technical win, and not a full on complete knock out victory.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:03PM mrbigjonstud said

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wow insight, thanks for letting me know I'm a moron. I never knew that until now....

rather than insult you, I'll just state my opinion and leave it at that.

first off most people commenting in here sound like that haven't tried the game out yet, so your argument fails.

secondly, to me the best wii games are the ones that emphasize the controls. that is what makes it fun. if the controls are terrible, the game will suck. plain and simple.

on any other video game system your controller argument would be logical.

this is the wii we're talking about. not 360, ps3 or whatever else floats your boat.

Posted: May 19th 2009 7:11PM Da Largest said

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"first off most people commenting in here sound like that haven't tried the game out yet, so your argument fails."

That's a good point, but when you have a whole row of reviewers addressing the same exact complaints, it's hard not to be able to say even without playing the game that there's a problem.

"if the controls are terrible, the game will suck. plain and simple. on any other video game system your controller argument would be logical. "

You pretty much repeated what I said here. I can't say the controls are terrible (because I have the game, they aren't that bad), but here's the thing - you're playing a GAME where the later GAMEPLAY requires precision and quickness. Unless you play games simply for new and exciting controls rather than to actually progress then there's a problem.

You're acting as though, because this is the Wii, controls are the only thing that matter. You need to take into account the relationship between the controls and the game.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:14PM Mr Khan said

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You would be right, Fatass, but for the fact that reviewers have gotten this wrong before (again with Mario Kart Wii)

However, they could be right in this case, but we can't assume it.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:21PM Da Largest said

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"but for the fact that reviewers have gotten this wrong before (again with Mario Kart Wii)"

They're wrong, no doubt about it. After all, they couldn't POSSIBLY be thinking something like that because the analog controls are more sensitive and easier for those of us who've been using it for years to just jump into and master. Nope. They're 'wrong', because they have an opinion that doesn't fall in line with yours

yup

exactly
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Posted: May 19th 2009 9:12PM Mr Khan said

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Its about the line between opinion and reality again. To say they prefer it, and to say one scheme is inferior, are two different things.To say its inferior requires empirical evidence
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Posted: May 19th 2009 7:37PM (Unverified) said

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I can't wait to start playing this game...it's gonna rock!

Posted: May 20th 2009 9:59AM (Unverified) said

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NE1 read the Headline? "It may not be a TKO, but Punch-Out!! on the Wii is certainly a knock-out." Umm... izn't uh knock-out bettar then uh TKO? WAAAHH YAHAHAHHH!! Thass funee!

Posted: May 20th 2009 3:19AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I'm actually surprised the scores are as high as they are!

Posted: May 21st 2009 4:30PM Larz said

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This would be a must-buy for me if it was priced appropriately. $50 for what's basically a clone of an old game with a graphical overhaul? Ridiculous. If this was a Sony franchise, for example, it would be $10 on PSN.

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