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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:02PM (Unverified) said

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I hate lawyers.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:17PM baby sea tuna said

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I second, third, and fourth that emotion.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:22PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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until you get a DUI or Speeding Ticket....
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:31PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, Chris, but seeing as I'm a life-long teetotaler it's extremely doubtful that I'll ever get a DUI. And what kind of speeding ticket requires a lawyer?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:41PM aughscreennames said

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Because everyone drives drunk and gets a felony level speeding ticket.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:45PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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What kind of speeding ticket requires a lawyer??? any of them if you dont want a point added to your license....ESPECIALLY if you get one in a WorkZone or are going more than 15 miles over the speed limit...sure you can pay it off and not go to court....but your insurance will go up....or worse you could get dropped altogether....

example....I got a speeding ticket(45 in a 35) and went to court and had to take driving classes that I had to pay for myself as WELL as pay the ticket, court cost, etc....total $500....all that to keep my insurance from going up....

my friend gets a speeding ticket(72 in a 60) and because he has pre-paid legal all he had to do was tell the lawyer...lawyer goes to court for him, show all kinds of paperwork showing how he is an "outstanding citizen" I mean transcripts from school,recommendations from professors, and co-workers and the says that he was just a little upset over somethings that were going on in his life at the time and that he is sorry. Judge reduces it to 64 in a 60 and throws the case out.....he pays $500/year for pre-paid services....he could use that lawyer for up to 80 hours within the year and that only took 8 hours to do.....
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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Chris, where the hell do you live, man?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:58PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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lol....NC...why??
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Posted: May 19th 2009 4:48PM tucker973 said

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Just to second Chris' reports - I was pulled over on the Interstate in VA doing 86 in a 65 (not the fastest car either, mind you, just the one who got nailed). Well, in VA any speeding ticket over 20mph is an automatic reckless driving charge, which in VA is basically the same as a DUI (*cough*mr. teetotaler*cough*) - including super heavy fines and potential jail time.

On a reckless charge in VA, you've got a mandatory court appearance. I live in Northeastern PA and where I was pulled over was more than six hours away, and the court date was midweek during a time I couldn't take off work.

So, I hired a lawyer, and ultimately he was able to get the charge reduced to a normal speeding ticket, etc. Sure beats paying $1k+ in fines and potentially jailtime - also beats a round-trip to Virginia to appear in court.

The moral is, yeah, some lawyers suck, but to claim they're all scum and boast you'll "never" need one is a little absurd. Even if *you're* not doing something wrong, it doesn't mean a situation won't arise where you'll one day require a lawyer's services.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:06PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Sony should just attach their Sony-Ericson phones to the back of PS3 controllers and call every PS3 owner every 25 seconds. I'm sure it would be a lot cheaper than lawyer fees.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:32PM Bolts said

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You aren't the real Captain Planet!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:46PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I assure you, I am the real Captain Planet. Go ahead, ask me who's 'Power' it is.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:50PM D3m0sthenes said

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How dare you... I come back from the dead and this is happening???

I AM THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN PLANET AVATAR (sporting mario hat and nintendo seal of quality) BACK OFF BUDDY.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:59PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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LIES!! You're an imposter and I have the article to prove it:

http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1129/p25s01-wogi.html

You are my evil nemesis...CAPTAIN POLLUTION!! AVAST!!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:16PM (Unverified) said

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lol gamecubes
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:23PM D3m0sthenes said

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Let me tell a tale...

I started reading the 'stiq back in 05, a much simpler time... a time when the Xbox had no degrees, and the Playstation had no threes, And Nintendo's Wii was but a fantasy.

A time without +1s or -1s but only the stars above rewarded your words and dreams, and a million screams at E3, when it wasn't lame and people could actually go. When Nintendo's shows wern't "EPIC PHAIL" And Sony had real games. And Microsoft was trying to prove to the world that it was much more than the Halobox.

Ahhh... The good ol days...

NOSTALGIA
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:28PM ThornedVenom said

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Captain Raikage is back. =')
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:33PM D3m0sthenes said

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Yes little one. All is now well in the world...

EXCEPT...


For the impostor.....
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:07PM skyzbig said

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Sony shouldn't have stolen the patent in the first place then.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:38PM Kodros said

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Dude, these patents are so vague and silly that you probably just unintentionally stole one by posting on this blog.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:19PM (Unverified) said

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Please! you could say that when they got sued by Immersion, but getting sued by another party FOR THE SAME THING?!?!?! Only one party can own the patent, folks...
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:08PM RyanS said

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Shouldnt the lawyers be held accountable?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:20PM baby sea tuna said

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They should be disbarred.

And by 'disbarred' I mean 'deboned'. And then they should have their bones replaced with AIDS.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:13PM DeepFriedSushi said

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DS3 too soon?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:14PM (Unverified) said

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i feel sad for sony. this sort of thing can really be frustrating for them. at least i bought a PS3 recently.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:15PM Slavik said

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I smell a paradox.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:16PM Kruegmeister said

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This guy probably didn't even invent it. Probably Stole it from someone else.
It is just an out of Balance Motor, same as what makes your Cell Vibrate for the most part anyways.

Hey... I invented Chewing Food...
This dude is abusing the System.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:43PM RyanS said

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Penis & Vagina sex.

My idea. You all owe me. Im looking for retroactive damages in the sum of $1000000.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:14PM AirIntake said

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Yeah, don't even get me started on Nintendo's d-pad patent. In 2D you need to more 4 directions, X+, X-, Y+, Y-. Nintendo obviously used 4 buttons to move those 4 directions, and then just put some plastic over them in the shape of a cross to make it easier to slide between them. Now everybody has to come up with a much more complicated solution, even though 4 buttons for 4 directions should be considered obvious for those in the trade and un-patentable. Aren't you glad that steering wheels aren't patentable and that we don't have a different type of steering system for every brand of car? Or pedals? "I'm sorry sir, but since this is a Honda you have to stick the control lever in your anus in order to steer the vehicle. Ford unfortunately invented the steering wheel before us."
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:18PM spin cycle said

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If his lawyer screwed him, he should be suing his lawyer, not Sony.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:20PM darkinchworm said

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I can't think of what brand of humor you'd classify that as, but the headline made me laugh my ass off. Kudos.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:21PM baby sea tuna said

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As long as they don't take my rumbles away again, I don't care.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:26PM Maulok said

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Does this mean rumble last gen again?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:28PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I'm going to sue Sony for getting sued so damn much.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:34PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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this has been going on since before the PS3 was even announced E3 2005.....thats why we had that SIXAXIS debacle....why the hell is this still going on??
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:41PM adolson said

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The article above explains it fairly well.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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Totally off topic, but you promised me a picture in a tanooki suit, Chris. Where the hell is it?!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:50PM kentuckyfried said

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It's going on b/c there's large amount of money involved...
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:51PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Guys, I got it! I can single handedly prevent any further law suits/litigation for Sony. All they need to do is release the original PS3 "boomerang" controller:

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ps3-boomerang.jpg

I'm pretty sure Immersion and this is other ass clown Craig Thorner wouldn't want to take credit for the rumble/haptic feedback in something so hideous.

Then again, there was this monstrosity in circa 2001:

http://xbox360.vggen.com/features/crossroads/original_controller.jpg
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:05PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@adolson I know that....I mean why the hell wont they just let it go....dude is getting money....

@WRE: I did?? lol....how long ago was that?? lol

@Captain Planet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg#t=7m24s
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:39PM SourceJR said

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so are we all gona have to open up are DS3's and take the rumble out until the case is over.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:19PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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you'll never be able to take my DS3 from my cold dead hands!!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:47PM jcar302 said

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Why the hell would he use sony's lawyers?
Secondly, didn't he have to sign and agree to the terms?
If he didn't like the amount of money he was going to get, why did he agree to it?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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USA! USA! USA!
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:08PM MaliceMajorE15 said

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"stuck in some sort of inescapable infinite lawsuit loop"

west ham anyone?
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Posted: May 19th 2009 3:34PM chaboud said

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I had the "pleasure" of talking with a couple of Sony's attorneys before quitting my job there (5+ years with Sony, 10+ with the company they bought) this year. We were arguing over a BS "non-disclosure" contract with a bunch of IP-land grab nonsense in it.

They defined "Invention" as:
"Inventions" shall mean any new or useful art, discovery, contribution, finding, or improvement whether or not
patentable, and all related know-how.

and claimed the rights to any inventions for a year after our employment with Sony. There were also clauses that could be construed to claim audio and video recording and creative work that I might do (I'm a programmer).


When I brought this up, the head of Sony legal US said "well, you realize that those are just definitions, and you're not agreeing to anything there."

I replied, "I'd be agreeing to *those* definitions."

I eventually backed them into a logical corner and they hung up on me.

I resigned after that. Ugly place, bad lawyers.

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Posted: May 20th 2009 12:02PM iceveiled said

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best controller ever
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