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Totally theoretical conversation: So, say you wanted to sneak into E3 2009 -- like Atari -- but need to diminish the chances of being kicked out by security. Well, one can always try to just bolt for the West or South Hall and get lost in the crowd.
However, the smart money is on just going to the meeting rooms on the second floor. See, that's where all the magic is actually going on. All those behind-closed-door sessions with the games that may not be announced, shown or touched for a half year or more. Remember, it's all about cool confidence. If you look like you belong, nobody will ask questions. Pro tip: Suit up! Nobody questions the dude in the suit at these things.
Of course, everything just mentioned is theory and none of it is condoned. Enjoy the maps. Plot carefully.
[Via Dtoid]
