Mega64 cracks the Kojima Code

by Justin McElroy { May 25th 2009 at 6:30PM }

We thought you guys really nailed it before, but the team from Mega64 has their own take on the mysterious Kojima teaser campaign. The final, final answer involves hammerhead sharks, twisters and Master Chief. Yeah, it's all very technical.

Now that the guys of Mega64 have cracked it, can we give the poor Kojima code a break from cracks? Look at the poor thing, it's like a plumbers convention.

... Thanks, we'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Tags: kojima, konami, mega64, metal-gear-solid

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

VicViper09 @ May 25th 2009 6:32PM

Decent.

iluvmyzune @ May 25th 2009 9:54PM

why is the site down??

Boye @ May 25th 2009 6:35PM

"Look at the poor thing, it's like a plumbers convention." Haha, I see what you did there.

Tyler @ May 25th 2009 6:36PM

Pretty funny but a little late...

ArchiGamer @ May 25th 2009 6:38PM

Veal? Don't you know its called Little Tortured Baby Cow.

Avatar (Steam: tmawds) @ May 25th 2009 8:07PM

Man, tortured baby cow sure is delicious.

Alex @ May 26th 2009 3:16AM

I don't agree with the way animals are treated in food production, but people like don't help to stop it.

ArchiGamer @ May 26th 2009 7:33AM

South Park. All I'll say.

ElStefio @ May 26th 2009 8:39AM

Downvoted for quoting South Park? Oh dear. It's times like these i think the joystiq readership is getting stupider.

+1 from me.

Jack Spicer @ May 26th 2009 9:47AM

+1

South Park is now frowned upon, pity.

Alex @ May 26th 2009 2:56PM

Sorry about that. Don't watch South Park.

Hyams @ May 25th 2009 6:42PM

Given that this is an advert for a countdown to a countdown to a countdown to a countdown to a countdown, does anyone else feel like Kojima is trolling us?

When the final countdown finally finishes, I fully expect the site to transform into an infinite loop of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Maverick Saturn @ May 25th 2009 6:50PM

Alternativly it could just come up with a big:

"SIKE! We weren't really making a game, we just wanted to see how many of you iddiot gamers would fall for it, you all actually waited that long? Hahahahaha!"

Derick @ May 26th 2009 12:59AM

psych?

I'm pretty sure.

Gun Barrier @ May 25th 2009 6:48PM

Great. Now every time I look at that picture I see master chief, thumbs, serpents, sleeping people and other random things in the clouds.

ice~ @ May 25th 2009 7:33PM

pair of boobies, how could you forget the pair of boobies drawn in red pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashitaka @ May 25th 2009 7:00PM

On that last screen I saw some tits and a hand giving the finger xD

Slaziman @ May 25th 2009 7:07PM

That's even worse than what we submitted

Slaziman @ May 25th 2009 7:20PM

Actually, I looked at our submissions again, and they're pretty bad.

i take the previous comment back.

DeoWulf @ May 25th 2009 7:25PM

Is that an NC State symbol?

PN04 @ May 25th 2009 7:44PM

I think I see the Cloverfield monster on the right side.

Levi @ May 25th 2009 7:39PM

Not one penis in that video. Very disappointed.

j.howlett @ May 25th 2009 8:21PM

i think there was one under the boobs, next to what i want to say is a valcano?

Dishwasher @ May 25th 2009 7:45PM

the game is tornado outbreak!

creid @ May 25th 2009 8:15PM

I see a big plane in the clouds now. Snake's on a Plane?!?

ArchiGamer @ May 25th 2009 9:03PM

I have had it with this motherfucking Snake on this motherfucking plane!

Tez @ May 26th 2009 12:38AM

I read Archi's post in Liquid's voice. It was awesome.

Ekauq @ May 26th 2009 7:31AM

i like the tv version :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

Swarley @ May 25th 2009 8:17PM

haha I thought it was pretty funny. "Oh look a mustache." Nevertheless, when it eventually leads to something and not another countdown, I'm all ears.