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Posted: May 25th 2009 11:57PM finnith said

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So...
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:01AM MystileArmor said

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You can go to bed if you're bored you know.

Anyways, I do agree. I think protesting went a bit far and I don't think someone is going to make the decision to join the army based on a video game. If anything we all know how many times we get shot in video games, I wouldn't personally want to try to do that in real life. That's exactly WHY I play video games.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:17AM finnith said

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I'm not sure how you got the impression that I was bored. I was just checking if comments worked and was more curious as to what was going on.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:19AM MystileArmor said

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Well I guess your definition of the word "so" is a bit different that what I'm used to.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:13PM Tiptup300 said

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Engadget did it too, I thought I went back in time for a second. I hope I wasn't the only person to seriously think that.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 11:59PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq, what the hell just happened...
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:10AM MystileArmor said

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Or maybe we're all dying and our lives flashed before our eyes? But then we got saved and.. yeah I don't know where I'm going with this.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:46AM (Unverified) said

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Personally, I believe the literal Joystiq website had somehow gained sentience,become hyper intelligent, gained the power to travel through multiple dimensions of time and space, traveled said time and space into what seemed like few hours to us; learning of this and of all univeres beauty and majesty, and its horrors and terrors. It had seen the beginning and the end, and everything in between.

Fufilling it's purpose, the website created a perfect copy of it's original form as a simple binary code. Joystiq, Knowing it's power and knowledge, to great for any other to understand, decided the only answer to his existence was like any others; beginning to end. And like that, the great Joystiq, watcher of all, ended; a mere light on the horizon, blinking out of existence, nothing more then a speck, a flicker, a piece of dust streaming past our. Yet it was more beautiful than any could have imagined. For that is the nature of all, for that is how it shall always be.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:18AM einhanderkiller said

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What's a Joystiq? Never heard of it.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:36AM JXCGunrunna said

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The whole group was down.. Autoblog was not working either
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:46AM Sly C said

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yeah, that was weird as hell. what's up joystiq?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:03AM (Unverified) said

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The whole site went to hell for an hour.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:04AM MystileArmor said

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Funny thing was, reading old news got me in such a nostalgic mood, I went and looked to see if I could find some old stuff from me 10+ years back on the net.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:10AM (Unverified) said

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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

WAS IT JUST ME OR DID THE SITE GO DOWN?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:21AM s ls said

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you happened
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:24AM Slaziman said

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It was you, you are insane in the membrane, if I were you I'd get myself locked up in an asylum for the benefit of others.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:12AM (Unverified) said

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Why was the site down?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 9:39AM (Unverified) said

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They were testing the new apple web server. Everytime they make a new post, the entire server now goes off-line and displays 'coming soon'.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:16AM MystileArmor said

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Oh oh it's happening again. Now the bingo card is the most recent topic again!

..and why is this guy with a cigar in his mouth in my living room telling me I've entered the Twilight Zone?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:34AM Iroquois said

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I think I remember reading a few articles around the 'net back when the military-sponsored arcade was new. I belisve a point that was made was the the arcade cost as much as 3-5 standard recruiting centers but it brought in less new recruits that ONE standard recruiting center in it's first year.
Anyway, I agree the protesting was a bit harsh, but the arcade is misleading some people to think that war is exactly like a video game. SO does the miliatary think we're stupid, or are they trying to target stupid people.
(No offense meant to anyone who does/did serve in the armed forces. I hold you all in the highest respect. I could never do what you do.)
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Posted: May 26th 2009 7:26AM Nook said

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war isn't a game, shame on the largest VOLUNTARY military on the planet to use popular culture to promote warfare.

instead they should show returning vets talk about how cool it was to see their leaders face blown off, or their friends killed by some type of incendiary device.

no. instead they use games, which we identify with 'fun times'.

i also agree with Ventura, world leaders need to pick an immediate family memeber to go serve in whatever war they push for.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 8:11AM TheDarkWayne said

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nook you're really contradicting yourself. You acknowledge in no uncertain terms that is a volunteer military. So you should know that they have use stuff like this to recruit. If they actually did do all the stuff you described, you and I both know recruitment numbers would plummet. The military needs soldiers, and there's nothing deceitful or evil about using video games to recruit people, same as it wasn't evil when Donald Duck joined the military or Captain America was created.
Also Iroquois, if anyone joins the military expecting it to be fun and cool like the arcade or CoD, then they're probably really stupid. You have to go waaaaay out of your way to avoid seeing what war really is like, even the fucking 6 o clock news has dead bodies on the screen.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:36AM BananaBoat said

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I read THREE WHOLE PAGES before I realized that the site was screwed up. What finally clued me in? A story about the Halo 3 beta.


What happened?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:45AM (Unverified) said

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Lol, time travel.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:26AM Riley said

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It wasn't just Joystiq, all the weblogs sites went wacko
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:37AM juggalotusmx said

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games are evil, games are full of violence, lets regulate them, lets censure em all.... then the army comes in and all of the above suddenly disappear.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 1:48AM Sly C said

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ESC, what happened on Sept. 17?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:02AM Anticrawl said

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I find it hard to consider a point by someone named "flowers."

If some young adult is dumb enough to join the army based entirely on a game then that's about the only place he/she'll get a decent paying job anyway so let him/her. Don't see what the issue is here.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:17AM (Unverified) said

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Reading comprehension FTW!
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:20AM Anticrawl said

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I don't agree with Flower's comment about a video game hiding what the army experience is really like but I also don't see the issue with putting the video game in a recruitment center.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:22AM Anticrawl said

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Bah, I mean the game hides some of what the army experience is, he says it doesn't.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:27AM MarkezJM said

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I was trying to skim through past posts on the recent subject but couldn't find the one I was looking for. In one of the last posts on this very topic someone chimed in a number of times who had actually been to this place before and gotten a feel for how things went there. All in all, it came off as rather innocuous. Recruiters weren't pressuring anyone at all, and it came off as more of a community organizing place.

It's a somewhat unrelated point you bring up, but the military is a decent paying job, killer benefits, and often times can really help people find a quality career path. Hate to see people flip out about the government or the military anytime they get involved with something.

What the hell is your new avatar from?

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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:31AM Anticrawl said

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Indeed Markez. The military was my fallback plan if I wasn't going to receive enough scholarships to pay for college and books. It's a great route to go, you have zero living expenses, they pay for your room/food/clothes and there are malls/pools/etc near or on the base, you get paid while you are receiving all the free amenities and you get free insurance and college. Sure you are risking your life potentially BUT other than that you have a job with absolute security (provided you don’t break the rules).
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:34AM (Unverified) said

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I find it ironic that the people protesting this game were probably the same people that got pissed off at Fix News when they ran the infamous "Sexbox" story.

The Center has every right to use video games as a recruitment tool, as it shows total transparency. It's not like the propaganda films we commissioned during WWI & WWII.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 3:08AM Kodros said

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Isn't half of Philly already shooting each other? How about these people focus their energy on fixing the real problem in "Killadelphia".
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Posted: May 26th 2009 8:04AM TheDarkWayne said

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that should be a medal in Halo 3. Just imagine the announcer saying it, "KILLADELPHIA!"
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Posted: May 26th 2009 3:16AM (Unverified) said

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First: I'm a combat veteran

I think the protests against Military recruiting are often carried out by people who have not or will not make sacrifices outside of "speaking out in the public forum" against recruiting. I wouldn't want any of these people in charge of the defense of the nation, if they truly believe we do not need a military. I wish we didn't. I would love to see the world embracing peace, but it isn't going to happen because some idiots made themselves feel better by eliminating a recruitment center.

OF COURSE the recruiters are going to use whatever tools they can to sell the best components of the job. The same as any other job. If they said "first we are going to kick your ass for the first 12 months then send you someplace people are constantly going to kill you, you are going to make crappy wage, work your ASS off and you are going to see your friends die and doubt the value of your risks daily."

Nah. Wouldn't work.

It's the same reason the corporate recruiter talks up all the best points of a job, if they said "you are going to get run around by bureaucracy, argue with the stupidest people, watch the attractive yet untalented achieve success effortlessly and generally do nothing to help the world." you wouldn't hire on.

It might be a better use of those protesters time to stay focused on the proper use of our military, rather than the elimination of it. That and their homes and families would be better protected that way.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 3:31AM MarkezJM said

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It's easy for folks to fall back and think of a recruitment center as a brain washing center and complain about it. It's an easy, and brainless conclusion to come to and react about. As I pointed out above, somebody who had been there said it was anything but that.

Funny point about if interviewers advertised the truth about the company they're hiring for, it'd be ridiculous. "Wellllll you're not going to be happy with the middle-management, or your actual manager, or the way promotions are actually awarded" etc. Every actual commercial company in America is an absolute clown show in some way or another.

Thanks for being a vet, pretty much agree with everything you put up there. First few years are a crappy wage, but the benefits really kinda offset it.

Had a handful of friends in the military, different branches, all with service in Iraq. They've all had some issues with what they've done, some more serious than others. But they've all re-enlisted and believe in what they do.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 3:49AM Diemer said

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Definitely props to you. I hope to read some other comments from our service men and women on this post. And happy belated Memorial Day.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 9:01AM NutMan said

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Awesome post. :)
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Posted: May 26th 2009 10:34AM rowd149 said

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The problem isn't knowing that the military is gonna use whatever it can to recruit. The problem is if it's RIGHT for them to use certain methods. This is one method that isn't, because it's associating the military(and all it entails) with an escapist past time.

So, I'm going to keep being concerned with how my military recruits, thank you very much. If your job is to get people to sign up for a job where they're going to kill and possibly be killed, AND your salary is payed by my taxes, then goddammit, I want a full disclosure before you get that 18 year old to sign on the dotted line. Anything else is deceit. But, you know, higher standard of duty and honor and all that.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 11:10AM Sarge said

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@rowd149: And you think they DON'T disclose this information before they sign on the dotted line? What the heck do people think they're signing up for, a trip to Disney Land?

Sometimes I wonder if personal responsibility has completely gone out the window at this point...
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:30PM rowd149 said

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I think they downplay it as much as possible so they can meet their quotas. It's all so much bullshit. However much you think I'm insulting peoples' intelligence, the recruiters are doing it more. If you really believed in a recruits sense of duty, you'd tell him straight-up what he was in for, instead of luring him in with games and promises of money. When our army has to "market" itself, you know shit's hit the fan.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:34PM Singular Trap said

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I'm also a vet of the first Gulf War and completely agree with Tracy's comments. How is having video games at a recruitment center any worse than waving a financial incentive in their faces. College funds and signing bonuses are financial incentives.

On a humorous note, they should definitely let them know that all spawn points and restarts are turned off in the game of "Military."
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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Damn, now we are getting somewhere:

@Sarge: Dude, it IS getting rediculous. You'd think we had something apocryphal like WW2 to get people to sign up and hit the road to good justice, but no... Again that's the "what our military is used for" being a better cause to take up than video games in recruiting. If the mission was awesome and inspiring you'd have tons of people signing up. Right now the sense of duty is taxed to the maximum.

@Singular: I'd always hoped it would be like a game of tribes, *bounce *bounce *pew pew pew! Sadly there was a lot more grit and sweat. And hot. And drinking smelly water.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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The problem here is associating games with war and having that association be validated by those who would send you to war. I can only HOPE these Army "Experience" centers do less recruiting than traditional money scam centers.

I had it pressured into my head from Junior to Senior year in HS that the military was just a great option. The military came into my elective class to show me a video of happy peppy people running with guns, jumping out of airplanes, and generally doing everything in the military EXCEPT the traumatizing experiences and the possible death.

The military recruiters shouldn't be allowed to dupe the gullible into thinking that the war will clear up soon, the pay is spectacular, the chances of seeing combat are slim, and more that I've seen used. But they do. And I guess you're ok with that.

You want to talk about better use of military power? How about the military themselves start questioning the grounds on which they are fighting? How about potential recruits get full disclosure on what they're getting themselves into with suicide rates, PTS syndrome rates, etc.? Nah that wouldn't sell the military very well.

I've never served and will never serve, and I comend you for being able to do something I find completely impossible. But I cannot agree with you on this. A friend of mine was over in Iraq and he took down a terrorist with a bomb strapped to herself. He got a medal for it. The terrorist was an 8 year old girl with a teddy bear.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 6:55AM amnesia said

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Can someone help me with this stupid issue?! Everytime I go into a topic it automatically posts this post that I posted months ago.

Oh just in case tehre aren't enough posts in my sentence. Post.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 8:12AM TheDarkWayne said

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I miss giant enemy crab stuff, I saw a trailer for Land of the Lost, and there's a giant monster crab. And the first thing I yelled was ATTACK IT'S WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE, and all my friends looked at my like WTF, and I lost all hope for them
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Posted: May 26th 2009 9:18AM McWilly said

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I just don't see the difference between this and a paedophile enticing a child into his car with a cute puppy. The outcomes the same as well. The kid either gets traumatised or killed.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 10:07AM MystileArmor said

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You really think so? Damn you've got a twisted world perspective.
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