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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:39PM (Unverified) said

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Does anybody else get the feeling that this game is trying just a little too hard? No? Just me, huh? Carry on then.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:51PM ronnieINspace said

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Sure, it's a little gimmicky, but....






...um...




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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:52PM (Unverified) said

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No. that's what people said about DMC 1...and besides it's better then seeing a wave of fps that aren't really that different from each other.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:52PM Mr Khan said

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The game is trying to be tongue-in-cheek, i think, though not so obviously as MadWorld was.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:07PM stoneNboneCDXX said

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Does anyone else think she resembles Sarah Palin ... alot?
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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@ Mike

I thought she was...my mistake.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:29PM Mode7James said

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I had to crack up when I actually saw the middle finger bit. My middle finger is a key too, a key to the my girlfriend's heart! (it just had to be said)
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:40PM (Unverified) said

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It's like Jerry Bruckheimer and John Woo had a baby...

... complete with terrible writing!
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Posted: May 25th 2009 7:44PM stoneNboneCDXX said

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haha Archi, from the first time I saw this character model for this game all I've been able to think is Sarah Palin and doing some Moose hunting... ya know?
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Posted: May 25th 2009 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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@ Mike

Well, she did go Rouge during the campaign....
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Posted: May 26th 2009 5:50AM (Unverified) said

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I agree with you. From what I've seen and heard of the game so far, it seems a little complex and my fickle 1 cell brain just can't get through a game like that!

http://systemfailnews.blogspot.com/
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:43PM golobulus said

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impure = not a virgin anymore.
blood of a virgin.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:47PM Troy Powers said

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"Impure blood" probably means mixed somehow. If they're talking about the little girl that she catches in the clip, I doubt they're insinuating that she's no longer a virgin.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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i cant wait to this game is so good!!!
they should have make it like add a second player like 2 player so a friend can play to. i wish DMC4 had dat to.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:49PM Mayne Event said

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Wow. This game looks really stupid.
And that could be a good thing.
Because at the same time it looks (possibly deceivingly-) fun.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:50PM Jae Brav said

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Well that was a good little trailer.

Actually it was the first one I've seen that doesn't seem to focus on her assets so to speak.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:54PM Rufuscrim said

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I spy with my little eye a quicktime event. Sigh.. I guess that's inevitable these days.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:03PM Roto13 said

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"A new blonde baddie was revealed in the trailer and it looks like she'll be our heroine's main rival."

She actually showed up very briefly waaaay back in the TGS trailer.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/Bayonetta/9.jpg

Like the logo flashed on screen or something, and then there was a quick one-second fight scene between Bayonetta and her, and then another splash screen. :P
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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Good eye.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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she can also be seen in the last trailer, "First Climax" fighting side by side with Bayonetta.

http://kotaku.com/5206664/new-bayonetta-trailer-is-completely-insane

if you look at 1:22-1:27 you will see what I mean.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:55PM Mr Khan said

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so, what. Her clothes remove themselves and mix with her hair to form a giant monster?

hmm...
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Posted: May 25th 2009 5:28PM (Unverified) said

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Tried it, didn't work. Maybe it only works with women?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 3:42AM (Unverified) said

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actually her clothes aren't actually clothes they're her hair in the form of clothes
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Posted: May 25th 2009 3:58PM The Wicker Man said

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Looks like good old fashioned ,stress-filled fun. Boo QTE, though.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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TIME TO GO BOOM!

sorry my ADD is kicking in...
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:28PM (Unverified) said

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I'd smash.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:06PM Drago Dracini said

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if this games ends up good. I think I may decide to hurt someone...
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:10PM zerokku said

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Just look at Hideki Kamiya's Wiki resume:

* Bayonetta (2009) - director
* Ōkami (2006) - story, director
* Viewtiful Joe 2 (2004) - story
* Gyakuten Saiban 3 (2004) - voice actor
* Viewtiful Joe (2003) - director
* Resident Evil Zero (2002) - game design
* Devil May Cry (2001) - director
* Resident Evil 2 (1998) - director
* Resident Evil (1996) - system planner
* Arthur to Astaroth no Nazo Makaimura (1996) - planner

Is there any way to doubt this is going to be an amazing game? Of course it's ridiculously over the top. That's the whole point.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:45PM Drago Dracini said

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the problem is it looks sooooo bad and so terribly stupid. *sigh* and I'm gonna end up playing it i'm sure. ;p I do hope it doesn't hurt his record of great games.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:56PM Roto13 said

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Uhm, by what bizarre measure does this game look "bad"?
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:59PM Drago Dracini said

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;p I'm going by my eyes not yours. I don't know why i looks horrible to me. but it just does. But that's only to me it seems.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:14PM TheDarkWayne said

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I just cant pick any words to describe what that video made me feel. Awe? Confusion? Fear?
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:36PM (Unverified) said

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Emasculated?
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:18PM maveric101 said

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dood... nice...
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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Why so serio-, I mean, glum?
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:23PM Kamizar said

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Her middle finger is the key...

To my heart. /sigh
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:24PM (Unverified) said

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That was totally insane!!!!!







...I'm so getting this...
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:30PM tobz1000 said

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wat
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:33PM Top Cat said

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"Time to go boom"


...my word
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:40PM XStray said

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looks like an awesome game but somethin about the main character is different

they need to work on the her lines tho
we need someone so badass you jus wanna hear her talk

"First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied" Dante (DMC4)


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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:44PM (Unverified) said

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She can balance MY forces forces of light and dark ANY DAY.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:54PM Danielnator said

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Looks likes its trying too hard and as a result ends up gimmicky, silly, just plain stupid. We already have a game that's trying really hard and thats Brutal Legend. DO NOT WANT.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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You guys forgot to mention the details we gathered from PLAY magazine this month, which to me is much more exciting than the trailer.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 4:57PM (Unverified) said

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I also like how everyone condemns the game before it has even come out, based on some art direction and intended cheesiness.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 6:02PM Top Cat said

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As opposed to praising it pre-release?

Puh-lease! It's a two way street; if you don't like it then get off the road.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 5:59PM AkiraTenshi said

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SOLD! That was awesome. She has a sexy voice. I think this game is intentionally cheesy and over the top. It looks good fun to me.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 6:02PM Abalistar said

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The game just looks better and better.

And in response to everyone saying it looks like it's "trying too hard," have you thought that maybe it's because of the way the trailers are edited? They do it with movie trailers all the time, where they actually edit two scenes together to make it look ENTIRELY different than it does in the final product.

So while I'm sure it's incredibly tongue-in-cheek and over the top, I'm guessing the editing just makes it seem even more so.
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Posted: May 26th 2009 11:51AM Funkmaster General said

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Off topic, but your Ichi The Killer icon brings back fond of memories of watching that film in my first year of high school.

I had to take a shower after that one.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 6:17PM CJLopez said

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I'd still preffer Duke nukem middle figner over this one.

Man, i just still can't come to like her character deisng, but the craszyness this game is will make me buy it!!!
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Posted: May 25th 2009 6:28PM (Unverified) said

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This trailer just solidified my purchasing decision on this game. Sooo buying it!
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