So, seriously. What would you do with a foot-tall Wesker? Use him as a doorstop? A paperweight? Plant him near your cabbage garden to scare away rabbits? The possibilities are endless.
[Via Kotaku]
So, seriously. What would you do with a foot-tall Wesker? Use him as a doorstop? A paperweight? Plant him near your cabbage garden to scare away rabbits? The possibilities are endless.
[Via Kotaku]
Reader Comments (60)
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:04PM The Wicker Man said
I can do no worse with Wesker than Capcom has. Nice outfit Albert.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:06PM Kamizar said
Design a T-Virus antidote.
On a side note, does anyone else find it ridiculous how Wesker said Redfield's name: Chrrrrrrrrr-iii-sssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
On a side note, does anyone else find it ridiculous how Wesker said Redfield's name: Chrrrrrrrrr-iii-sssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:08PM Sly C said
for some reason, i don't like figures over 6". and figures that are 6" or under usually get lost, given away, or set on fire and recorded on video after 2 weeks. so... i don't know.
P.S. making videos of burning figurines is awesome.
P.S. making videos of burning figurines is awesome.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:11PM THEBLAH said
throw it into a volcano
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:14PM reebo said
I would buy a bunch of other action figues and have Wesk just kick the shit out of them.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:30PM TheDarkWayne said
i'd have all my 3 3/4 scale figures climb on him like Gulliver
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Posted: May 25th 2009 9:15PM Bubbameister33 said
He looks like Spike.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:18PM (Unverified) said
looks like a blonde haired patrick bateman
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:21PM (Unverified) said
I would kick his ass like in the game, only this time with much better controls
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:27PM jhowlett said
i'd intimidate him with my 12 inch snake-eyes then put him away till i had a decent place to display my stuff
Posted: May 26th 2009 6:17AM (Unverified) said
Considering 1 Foot Is 12" it wouldnt be an equal fight, as wesker has the T-Virus Enhancements, and Jill Valentine Took out a 12 Meter Snake in Resident Evil, Still the Tought of Jill Valentine Taking on a 12" Snake Eye is more interesting!
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Posted: May 25th 2009 9:28PM Obienator said
What would I do with a foot-tall Wesker?
"Seven minutes, seven minutes is all I have to play with it."
;)
"Seven minutes, seven minutes is all I have to play with it."
;)
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:29PM (Unverified) said
What would I do with a foot tall Wesker? If I were some kind of pervert... ... but since I'm not a pervert I'd probably stand him on my dinner table or maybe my coffee table.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:29PM TheDarkWayne said
I'd do the same thing I did with my Foot tall statue of me, put it on a shelf next to foot tall Optimus Prime, Captain America and Master Chief's head
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:33PM (Unverified) said
You have statue of yourself?
(melodically) Va-nity.
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(melodically) Va-nity.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:36PM TheDarkWayne said
It's more like this one, same company actually, it's a foot tall action figure with statue detail but action figure poseability. Also yes, but I also have a giant mechanical T-Rex and a Giant Penny, along with a myriad of uselessly bat shaped vehicles.
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Posted: May 25th 2009 9:38PM TheDarkWayne said
it's the same company and type as this one, basically a statue that you can pose. And yes, because i'm great, but I also have a mechanical T-Rex, a giant penny and a myriad of uselessly batshaped vehicles
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Posted: May 26th 2009 12:36AM Bubbameister33 said
When summer comes can we all use Mr. Freeze's freeze ray to make snow cones?
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Posted: May 26th 2009 7:53AM TheDarkWayne said
sorry for the double post, joystiq seemed to be crashing last night, at least for me, whenever I posted I got sent to the main page which eventually had nothing but "Coming soon" on it
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Posted: May 26th 2009 2:06PM skipjimroo said
T'weren't just you Wayne.
That happened with me too. I figured it had to be a problem on my end though!
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That happened with me too. I figured it had to be a problem on my end though!
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:36PM (Unverified) said
I'll just do what Capcom has done to him already: throw his character to the trash.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:37PM (Unverified) said
I'll just do what Capcom has done to him already: throw his character
to the trash.
to the trash.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:37PM (Unverified) said
He could be a potential superweapon to turn the tides of the toy war that's currently happening....
...and before anyone asks, The Decepticons are winning.
...and before anyone asks, The Decepticons are winning.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:40PM (Unverified) said
He could be a potential superweapon that could turn the tides of my room's toy war...Skellator and the Decepticons are about to strike and Optimus and Captain Kirk are going to need all the help they can get.
Posted: May 25th 2009 9:56PM zack11190 said
DO WANT!
BTW, when I try going to the Joystiq home page, there aren't any articles. Just the words "Coming soon." Does this happen to anyone else?
BTW, when I try going to the Joystiq home page, there aren't any articles. Just the words "Coming soon." Does this happen to anyone else?
Posted: May 25th 2009 10:01PM Al2x said
Is anyone else getting errors when trying to just visit "joystiq.com" from your homepage?? I keep getting "coming soon." where the article content is on the page.
Posted: May 25th 2009 10:02PM sirpilf said
id shave my whiskers with my foot tall wesker.
Posted: May 26th 2009 12:12AM Mvp576 said
ill be coming soon...on my new foot tall wesker doll...
Posted: May 26th 2009 12:24AM (Unverified) said
Thats a stupid question
Shit my pants thats what
Shit my pants thats what
Posted: May 26th 2009 12:52AM zuburi said
No footlongs.
They make me uncomfortable.
They make me uncomfortable.
Posted: May 26th 2009 1:06AM (Unverified) said
They shoulda hired Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) to do the voice of Wesker in RE5. :-D
Posted: May 26th 2009 1:54AM Master Bruce said
When I first glanced at the page, I misread "Wesker" as "Walken" so my initial response was "find a appropriately sized cowbell".
Now that I see it was "Wesker", I am understandably less enthused.
Now that I see it was "Wesker", I am understandably less enthused.
Posted: May 26th 2009 3:53AM fanchax said
Total mass saturation...Uroboros...(deep breathing)...
Posted: May 26th 2009 6:47AM liam said
..are you sure that isn't Rhydian from the UK's version of Idol (X factor) 2 years ago?
Posted: May 26th 2009 6:49AM Nook said
he'd stalk the kitty. wherever she wanders off to, wesker would be there, watching, studying, waiting. he might occasionally ponder life while standing on the edge of the window sill 17 floors above the city scape.
then one day - BAM! kitty gets ambushed!
then one day - BAM! kitty gets ambushed!
Posted: May 26th 2009 7:20AM (Unverified) said
I'd just sit and shout "WESSSSSSSSSKERRRRRRRRRRRR!" at it
Posted: May 27th 2009 7:02PM LilWiz said
I'd hug it and squeeze it and call it George......
Posted: May 26th 2009 8:19AM AkiraTenshi said
I'd set it on fire and watch the bastard melt. I can't stand Wesker.
Posted: May 26th 2009 8:20AM AkiraTenshi said
That's disgusting, really no need.
Posted: May 26th 2009 8:24AM AkiraTenshi said
That was to the guy who said he will coming soon on his new wesker doll.
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