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Posted: May 27th 2009 8:33PM TheDarkWayne said

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fuck you analysts im tired of your bullshit lets pretend stuff

Posted: May 27th 2009 8:47PM MarkezJM said

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Analysts have either gotten worse than ever, or the gaming media has paid more attention to them than ever before. Either way, they sound like intoelrable, whiny jackasses.
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Posted: May 27th 2009 8:50PM BootlegZani said

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I completely agree.
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Posted: May 27th 2009 9:44PM XGM said

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Why dont they analyze the chance of them being right ? According to my analytical skills i say that 1 in 100 get their shit right. Now that I pulled that out of my ass, anyone wants to hire me ?
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Posted: May 27th 2009 8:35PM nadomars said

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wow...could this guy be more wrong. the footage already shown of Bioshock 2 seems like its very close to being finished, DLC for GTA IV shouldn't be too hard to make seeing as A) it is DLC, not a full game, B) the engine and graphics and framework of GTA IV are totally at their disposal, and C) it doesn't have to be any specific length and the characters are already created

Posted: May 27th 2009 8:38PM potato said

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This better not be true (and probably isn't)... Otherwise 2009 will be a low point in gaming. Seriously, I haven't bought a 2009-release game *at all*, nothing is worth the trouble right now.

Besides, Bioshock 2, Assassin's Creed, Splinter Cell, and Modern Warfare, there isn't much on the radar for the rest of 2009 either.

Posted: May 27th 2009 8:41PM TheDarkWayne said

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there's been a shitload of great stuff this year man you're crazy, this is the year publishers finally learned to release stuff outside of Christmas
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Posted: May 28th 2009 3:27AM Alex R said

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Swagman, what the HELL is Alan Wake doing in that list?

Don't be ridiculous.
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Posted: May 27th 2009 8:45PM potato said

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Do enlighten me then - and I don't mean that sarcastically. I'm STARVING for a good game. There's only so much TF2 a man can play before he goes stark raving mad.

I'm looking through the grand old list of releases since January... and the only ones that jump out are:

FEAR 2 (not really worth the full price of entry IMHO)
SF4 (not into fighting games)
Halo Wars (on the to-get list)
RE5 (played it, HATED it)

Posted: May 27th 2009 8:48PM MarkezJM said

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I have used the reply function.
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Posted: May 27th 2009 9:04PM TheDarkWayne said

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Well I thought Fear 2 was worth the price, but maybe because it was a birthday present haha. Im assuming you're going only for xbox games in which case there was Skate 2, GTATLAD, Star Ocean (dont care for RPGs but friends liked it), Warhammer Dawn of War 2 (PC but im assuming you have one since well, you're on the internet), 50 Cent Blood in the Sand, HAWX, Riddick, Wolverine, UFC, and upcoming there's RFG, Ghostbusters, Overlord 2, Wolfenstein, ArmA 2, FightNight 4, Section 8, ODST, Dragon Age, ME2, Brutal Legend, Gay Tony (fuck this analyst guy), Bioshock 2,MW2, Batman, Dark Void, Assassin's Creed, Alpha Protocol, Max Payne 3, Darksiders, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2,Singularity, and shit tman that's just the 360!
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Posted: May 27th 2009 11:01PM BootlegZani said

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And also Marvel vs Capcom 2. Which we all know isn't a new game.
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Posted: May 27th 2009 8:51PM (Unverified) said

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......

Posted: May 27th 2009 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq, stop taking analyst's word as law. They're usually wrong.

Posted: May 27th 2009 10:00PM The Kong said

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(TF2 Scout Voice) Hey here's something you can analyze: MY ASS!

Posted: May 27th 2009 10:59PM (Unverified) said

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One day, I'll calculate the popular game blog that posts the fewest links to the inchoate ravings of "analysts" and just get my news from there.

I mean, seriously. Even console wars predictions are more grounded than this.

Posted: May 27th 2009 11:59PM (Unverified) said

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If EA really does try to buyout Take Two again, I wouldn't be surprised if their offer is much lower this time around.

Posted: May 28th 2009 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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Analysts should STFU

Posted: May 28th 2009 1:09AM Osborne195 said

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The minute this tool even began to *imagine* saying something so shockingly retarded he should have been fired on the spot. GTA DLC in 2011? If he's right, I'll literally eat my copy of GTA 5 - box and all. And to think, someone gives this guy real world currency in exchange for his mind numbingly awful information.

Frankly, I can't even believe this is real - it almost seems like a joke to make people like me get angry and waste a few minutes of their time responding to.....oh....ahhaa! touche' good sirs!

Posted: May 28th 2009 7:30AM (Unverified) said

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I won't be too concerned if the Gay Tony DLC gets delayed, becuase I have GTA IV for PS3 but I'll be seriously annoyed if BioShock 2 gets pushed back because I had wanted that game to dominate the remainder of my game playing in Q4!

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