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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:36AM mr nimblewick said

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This actually looks really cool. Plus, a second player can join in to cast spells as Gandalf.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:42AM phillipsteak said

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it sure does look good (TO A RAPIST!!)
and yes i think his corpse can generate enough power
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:44AM mr nimblewick said

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Can you honestly say you don't want a Zelda-esque game set in the LOTR world?
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:48AM (Unverified) said

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Yes.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:06AM GennosukeSama said

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+1 point for mr nimblewick

this game is starting to catch my eye. hope it turns out to be fun. and if it has online co-op then HELL YES!! FRICKEN AWESOME!
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:18AM motang said

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Yeah it does look pretty cool!
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Posted: May 30th 2009 8:47AM MystileArmor said

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Zelda-esque: Yes.

Fucking Hello-Kitty-esque with glitter covered strawberries: NO!
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Posted: May 30th 2009 5:29PM Ridgecity said

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This looks like the paintings done by the Hildebrant Brothers, they guys approved by Tolkien HIMSELF as the accurate description of his books:

http://www.lightspeedfineart.com/Databases/Images/LST170-02-045.jpg

I'm surprised how kids these days think that the the character has to look like the most recent actors that played the part in the most recent movie, specially book based movies.

The same thing happened with the recent portrayal of the Joker, everyone says that the best Joker that there will ever be but everyone knows the Joker doesn't look like that, a more accurate choice would have been their first choice Crispin Glover, but the Heath Ledger was a very powerful performance and you forget that it doesn't look like the character.

http://www.slashfilm.com/uploadedimages/crispinjoker.jpg





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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:38AM PedoJokerBear said

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so when he beheads a troll will blood come out or just green sugary goodness?
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:39AM (Unverified) said

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Hopefully green sugary goodness so I can laugh and call them boogers.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:45AM (Unverified) said

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You sir now owe me another keyboard.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:14AM Sly C said

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he can buy you 3000 keyboards. he's THAT RICH.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:31AM Special Agent Steve said

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3000 Keyboards pfff. That's nothing, Chris Grant uses over 9000 every day, just trying to think of something to right.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:38AM KentuckyFrydCow28 said

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That doesn't look terrible...
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:41AM Repo Man said

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Awwwwwww.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:42AM TheDarkWayne said

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wow um, that doesn't look bad. Reminds me of fable 1
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Posted: May 30th 2009 3:11AM falcomadol said

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Exactly, looks just like Fable...1.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 3:29AM Foetoid said

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Thats what i thought to. Looks fantastic. I love Fable 1 and have played through the PC version about 3 times. If this game looks to be similar in quality/fun/gameplay then SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:52AM (Unverified) said

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This could actually be a fun little adventure game.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:54AM vmenge said

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Screw nuclear reactors, Tolkien's corpse > all.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:55AM KeenCommander said

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I don't think the style looks bad at all. Dark and solemn is not the one true way to interpret Lord of the Rings, you know.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:04AM HozeRapha said

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No, but it IS the only good one :)

Now on a more serious note, the game doesn't seem THAT bad for a "family friendly" game. I mean, I doubt I will be buying it, but still
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:12AM mr nimblewick said

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Well, I think the style is cartoony in the way TP was cartoony, not in the way WW was cartoony. And -- oh wait, you were just commenting to spam your website. Nevermind.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:15AM Dopple Boppler said

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Did they actually get Sean Astin to do Sam's voice? If not that voice actor did a really good imitation job.

But yeah, I actually really enjoyed the console Return of the King game when it came out, though I doubt it would hold my attention much anymore. Still, a Zelda-esque Lord of the Rings game could be really, really awesome if done correctly. Show me some more Gandalf and I'd probably be in.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 3:12AM falcomadol said

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They totally should have given them bobblety voices like Star Fox.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 7:39AM LaughingTarget said

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Nah, they need the guy from Willow. Every hobbit needs to sound like they're reading their lines between taking breaths from a helium tank.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:34AM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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My soul was torn in two when I saw that picture of Aragorn.



Trying to make a Horcrux? Just play Aragorn's Quest.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:50AM (Unverified) said

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KILL IT!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:04AM SolidPunisher said

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first thing i thought of when i saw it was fable.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:06AM (Unverified) said

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This won't end well. Remember The Hobbit game.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:11AM (Unverified) said

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The aesthetic is just window dressing. Gameplay is all. Remember "The World Ends With You"? Looked retarded, but lots of people seemed to like it. Maybe this will be rather fun.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:28AM Misfit Toy said

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Because of this game...somewhere...a kitten has died. Sad.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 9:16PM smcn said

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Are you saying you pleasured yourself to these screenshots?
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Posted: May 30th 2009 3:50AM Azarielzx said

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"How to Grow a Beard" by Link... So Zelda will be a brunette now??

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Posted: May 30th 2009 4:09AM (Unverified) said

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LOZ grew the beard way back at LTTP. Ocarina, at least.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 4:53AM (Unverified) said

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I can't wait for Yathzee to review this game.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 8:02AM BurntMeatloaf said

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I have no idea if the graphics suit the game, but I definitely want to see more games that look like this. Every new game free of brown sludge is a major step forward.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 9:50AM (Unverified) said

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I agree on that there are too much gritty gray/brown games, but we need more games Beyond Good and evil-Style, not Winnie the Poo meets Hello Kitty-style!
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Posted: May 30th 2009 9:57AM xxxsam said

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No! We most definitely need more Hello Kitty-style games! (And this one isn't cute *enough*.)

...but I'm really, really not sure that Lord of the Rings is the right franchise for it. (Actually, let me rephrase that - I'm really, really sure that it isn't.)
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Posted: May 30th 2009 9:00AM (Unverified) said

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(with hesitation) Adorable?
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Posted: May 30th 2009 9:00AM mrmobius said

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This actually looks pretty decent. If the gameplay can come close to Zelda, then I'm perfectly willing to play this. I don't think the gameplay looks too kiddy anyway, or if it does, I'm happy with the style. I'm all for games which aren't the usual colour palette of grey, brown and green, and I don't go into games to feel depressed so this'll maybe be a game I'd consider getting for the Wii.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 10:35AM RobAccomando said

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looks good.

That's a huge shield though. =)
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Posted: May 30th 2009 11:41AM Haohmaru said

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The comparisons to Fable don't seem that far off, really. Will see how the gameplay holds up before judging.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 12:25PM HDpurist said

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Looks like GARBAGE. We've all seen this quality of graphics...8 years ago.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 1:38PM WizarDru said

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Good Point, Justin...because lord knows JRR Tolkien NEVER wrote anything intended for a young audience. Especially not anything to do with The Hobbit. Oy vey.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 2:51PM Serious Table said

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Looking at it reminded me first of Zelda, then of Fable. Both were epic games, so if they can get that kind of feel to it, I think it'd be a fantastic game.

Of course, I'm not EXEPCTING it to be able to nail that kind of feel, but hey. It'll at least be worth a rent.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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the grind has a trailer but joystick preffers to post this?weird.
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Posted: May 30th 2009 11:48PM STiger said

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Is that Kingdom Hearts?
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Posted: Jun 1st 2009 2:45AM zfallen said

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Woah, just....woah
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