On a completely unrelated note, do you think we could crack open J.R.R. Tolkien's coffin and use his spinning corpse to power a small generator? Just curious.
Screens, video from LOTR: Aragorn's Quest are just adorable
by Justin McElroy 
on May 30th 2009 12:30AM
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On a completely unrelated note, do you think we could crack open J.R.R. Tolkien's coffin and use his spinning corpse to power a small generator? Just curious.
Reader Comments (53)
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 2:58PM Betogalado said
what a pile of crap boy...
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 9:26PM (Unverified) said
You could power an entire seaboard with JRR's corpse. The vitriol from his ghostly essence alone, not to mention the dynamo that is his dessicated remains...
Posted: Jun 7th 2009 10:38AM Level 47 Melee Warrior said
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