Joystiq live from EA's E3 2009 keynote
3:17PM Riccitiello is back to wrap things up ... "So, that's our show." We're outta here! Thanks for following along.
3:15PM Ray is hyping "the fourth pillar" -- story -- and now rolling the first cinematic trailer (cosplay is leaving the stage) ... Jedis vs. Vader lookalikes (bionic-clad Sith, it looks like). The age-old green sabers vs. red sabers battle. Evil Sith guy wins. *Ruckus applause*
3:11PM Star Wars The Old Repulic it is. "The first ever, fully-voiced massively multiplayer game" it will be. (Okay, quitting Yoda voice.) The game will feature hundreds of thousands of lines of dialogue and thousands of speaking characters.

3:09PM (Wannabe) Jedis are pouring out of every entrance and onto the stage. Two pull of their hoods ... it's Ray form BioWare and a designer from LucasArts!
3:08PM Okay, everything jsut went dark -- Star Wars them is pumping!
3:06PM EA is announcing a new EA Partner ... Realtime Worlds. Dave Jones, the founder, is now on stage and introducing APB, a 100-player MMO. Cue the trailer.
3:03PM Cevat Yerli, CEO of Crytek, is on stage now. Crysis 2 is being announced (though we already shared that with you earlier this morning).
3:01PM Now Jack Black's second "Brutal Thoughts" video is rolling. He's "wired" an Xbox 360 controller in his brain (not really) becoming the "HUMAN VIDEO GAME." Tim's controlling the gamepad, trying to talk Jack out of it ... oops, too late. Jack's brain is fried. *Laughs*

2:59PM A new teaser trailer showcases the variety of star power in the game -- Rob Halford, Jack Black, Lemmy, Lita Ford, and of course, Ozzy Osbourne!
2:57PM According to Schafer, Lemmy's character "The Kill Master" can play the bass so well it can "heal the wounded."
2:55PM Riccitiello's introducing "one of his favorite people in the industry," Tim Schafer.

2:54PM It's a stealth open-world game set in Paris. The demo shows the main character stealing a Nazi officer's uniform (from the officer) and then planting some explosives. *BOOM* Game turns all-out action. He runs and jacks a car, hits a lamp post, and then hides out ... in a brothel. It's GTA in WWII Paris -- huzzah!
2:51PM The Saboteur is up next, well, its lead designer. He rolls a trailer and now fires up a gameplay demo. Showing off "the Will to Fight" effect -- the environment is black and white until you bring color back (by defeating the Nazis, duh).

2:47PM Sampras scores! Moore: "How does this compare to the real Wimbledon?" Sampras: "This is easier!"
2:45PM Time to show off another new EA title, EA Sports Grand Slam Tennis. Moore's playing live and the game looks a bit ... dated. He's talking a TON of smack. Pete Sampras is showing up -- in real life! -- watching over Moore control a Sampras avatar in-game.
2:43PM Announcement two! The first expansion pack for EA Sports Active is coming "this holiday, just in time to help you with your New Year's resolutions."

2:42PM TV Host/TV Star (and "Ms. Size 4") Allison Sweeney is now gabbing with Moore. She's got nothing but positivity for EA Sports Active. She's just got off of the 30 day challenge.
2:41PM Moore is back on stage, talking EA Sports Active and calling response "overwhelming." "I'm not sure there's a product I've been more proud to be a part of than this." Now a video is rolling with 30-something woman talking about fitting into a "Size 4" -- uh, not sure we're the right demographic here...
2:38PM Madden NFL 10 online franchise gets a trailer, and it's laden with hilarious social networking jokes. Raucous applause from the crowd. Apparently, it's in the game?
2:37PM Chiang is unveiling "Team Builder," a web-based app for NCAA where you, uh, build your team: customize stadium, play dress-up, and set play styles. "Create yourself ... and relieve your glory days on the field" (Yeah, our glory days). Team Builder is available RIGHT NOW on teambuilder.easports.com.
2:35PM Steve Chiang, SVP and Group GM, taking the stage and plugging Tiger Online -- "no added peripherals" (yuck, yuck).
2:34PM "In the past year, over 500 million games have been played on the EA Sports servers." Is that a lot? We need some context, Mr. Moore. Looks like we're about to get it.

2:33PM Finally, an announcement! EA Sports: MMA -- a mixed martial arts game. Tattoo joke in tow. He can't help himself, folks.

2:32PM Fight Night Round 4 launching a week early on June 25th.
2:31PM In fairness, Moore is grilling the folks working on Round 4. Highlighting the gameplay differences from Round 3 -- a dynamic physics engine, for instance.
2:29PM We're about to get a live demo of the game, but, um, we already played the demo ourselves on Xbox Live.
2:28PM First up: Fight Night Round 4. Wait. isn't that game out kinda soon?
2:28PM And now, everyone, Peter Moore!
2:27PM EA Sports is up next with a pretty hilarious live-action trailer. Real people -- with controllers -- winning major sports championships.

2:26PM Mass Effect 2 on Xbox 360 and PC "early next year" (give us more than that guys!). Okay, trailer is starting up ... extended version of the previous trailer with Nine Inch Nails pumping in the background.
2:24PM Ray and Greg are back and introducing Mass Effect 2. They're filling in the backstory -- back and forth -- like they share one brain (or just a teleprompter).
2:24PM A new Dragon Age Origins trailer -- with a sex scene interwoven! -- is up now. Tons of heavy industrial music and blood. We like!
2:22PM Bioware's Ray and Greg roll out to some thumping techno. Dragon Ages will be shown for first time on consoles at E3. "Darkest and most mature game ever" with violence and lust! The game will "shock" your notion of fantasy. Shipping for PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 on October 20. New in-game footage rolling...
2:21PM And ... crash! The demo ends at the business end of a guard rail. EA's giving away a BMW M3 at E3. Can haz?

2:19PM Alright, video's back. Shift's going to shape your "driver profile" around the way you drive in the game. In so many words, it's a system of leveling up made for a racing game. And now, some gameplay! Looks ... a lot like a racing game. It is purty though.
2:16PM Cockpit view is the focus of NFS: Shift. It gives Soderlund "the same feel as being on a racetrack."
2:15PM Okay ... the madness has ended. Need For Speed Shift is up next...
2:15PM Uh-oh, it's getting worse ... Dyan Williams, Senior Producer of "EA Girls," takes the stage with four little ones. Announces: "Games that celebrate what's great about being a girl." Girls are about to play a game called "Speed Hair Teasing" -- no joke! -- a mini-game in "Pajama Party" for Wii.

2:12PM Trailer is rolling ... Littlest PetShop Online. Is this happening? This is how EA is kicking off the press conference?
2:12PM It looks like Littlest Pet Shop's going online in -- wait for it! -- Little Pet Shop Online. We're about to see the trailer but Chip Lange's giving Little Pet Shop Online a Fall release.
2:11PM Chip Lange, EA's GM for Hasbro division, takes the stage -- talking 9-year-old daughter and Littlest Pet Shop ... *snore* (Three new Pet Shop's confirmed!)

2:09PM Riccitiello says we're going to see three sides of EA today:
1) Family
2) The Wii (?)
3) Quality
Looks like we're seeing some casual fare first with Hasbro.
2:07PM John Riccitiello has hit the stage and is taking his opportunity to shout of some folks from EA -- notably Rod Humble and Visceral Games executive producer Jonathan Knight. Sims 3 trailer time!
2:05PM Visceral Games' Dante's Inferno is up first, in CG form. Apparently Dante broke a promise to Beatrice? Ruh oh! (Game's coming Fall 2009.)
2:05PM Lights are dimming!
1:59PM "Make sure all your cell phones, BackBerries and iPhones are turned off." Um, no.
1:58PM The music's getting dark and mysterious ... while a slew of iPhone games pan across the massive screen. Images incoming! We promise!
1:56PM Ominous voice telling us locate the emergency exits (there it is behind us!) -- good to know!
1:52PM We just grabbed our seats inside the theater and we're watching an exciting montage of EA properties: Battlefield, Harry Potter, Spore, etc.

The historic Orpheum Theater, home to EA's E3 2009 keynote [photo]
And we're officially live inside of the "historic" Los Angeles Orpheum theater where a line is straight stretchin' around the block! Valve's already announced Left 4 Dead 2 so it remains to be seen what hot scoops are comin' up. Won't you join us after the break for all the full liveblog?(Note: All timestamps are Pacific Time)















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Nadril @ Jun 1st 2009 4:49PM
BIG MONEY EP3, BIG MONEY EP3 COME ON.
connormoto @ Jun 1st 2009 4:49PM
*pleasepleaseplease announce Mirror's Edge 2... pleasepleaseplease*
Hydrophobicfish @ Jun 1st 2009 5:09PM
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!
SecretAgentHam @ Jun 1st 2009 5:47PM
i will drop kick someone in the face if this doesnt get a sequel annoucement today.
BUGz @ Jun 1st 2009 5:48PM
Mirror's Edge 2: The Expansion Pack(10 Minutes Longer)
Brad @ Jun 1st 2009 4:50PM
When does it start? I'm pumped!
Hyams @ Jun 1st 2009 4:51PM
In 10 minutes, I think.
rohan @ Jun 1st 2009 4:53PM
gametrailers will do a live feed if u want to watch
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 1st 2009 5:10PM
What's the gametrailers link? I looked around the site a little without much success.
MariusElijah (Only on PlayStation 3) @ Jun 1st 2009 4:50PM
Mass Effect 2 where was it at MS conference. Come on EA surprise me,
Magetto @ Jun 1st 2009 5:35PM
I guess you're disappointed now, huh?
MariusElijah (Only on PlayStation 3) @ Jun 1st 2009 6:37PM
very...
dark_inchworm (on Steam!) dark inchworm (on XBL!) @ Jun 1st 2009 4:52PM
Announce a new Crusader, make my day.
Michael S @ Jun 1st 2009 4:55PM
EA has actually been putting out a few decent titles as of late so I am forgiving for their past; just hope they can keep it up @ this e3. While Pandemic LOTR wasn't the most impressive game out there I really enjoyed it. Mirror's Edge was also I nice addition though only played the demo.
Mazrael @ Jun 1st 2009 6:25PM
The demo was the best part by a long shot
EA's show was terrible..
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 1st 2009 4:55PM
man, what can they do to top MS?
MariusElijah (Only on PlayStation 3) @ Jun 1st 2009 4:58PM
why would they try to top MS, they arent competing with them
doylemb @ Jun 1st 2009 4:58PM
They have one of two options as far as I can see:
1) Release Lego Everything. Every game ever made ever rehashed into Lego. Or,
2) Put some weed in the ventilation system and let everyone get high and stop caring about the expo.
I'm voting for 2
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 1st 2009 4:59PM
I just mean how are they going to do anything as impressive as that
Nebenator @ Jun 1st 2009 5:04PM
LOL at doylemb
cuteSAVAGE @ Jun 1st 2009 4:57PM
Mass Effect 2. Mirror's Edge. Episode Three.
There best be extensive revelations on each of those. I'd also really enjoy a Jade Empire 2 announcement.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 1st 2009 5:00PM
NO! NO! Not until KOTOR 3!
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 1st 2009 5:07PM
Lots of fans for mass effect.
I might buy the second one under recommendation. I'm more with Dead space even when Bioware made the best RPG of all times, never winter nights.
superklye @ Jun 1st 2009 4:57PM
Come on Dead Space 2!
J @ Jun 1st 2009 5:14PM
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Xeones25 @ Jun 1st 2009 6:05PM
I third this.
I would love to see Dead Space 2 in this.
I wish Mass Effect 2 was coming to the PS3, I guess I could get it for the pc. I still need to play the first game, been waiting for it to go to $10.
tmacairjordan87 @ Jun 1st 2009 4:57PM
Well I read earlier that Bioware will show off Mass Effect 2 at the EA conference, so I'm definitely looking forward to that.
Also hoping to see how Crysis 2 looks on mah consoles :P
Hyams @ Jun 1st 2009 5:02PM
Why didn't Microsoft show Mass Effect 2 at their conference? =/
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 1st 2009 5:05PM
EA needs something to show, Microsoft already had plenty of game to show anyways.
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 1st 2009 5:09PM
Yeah MS really was serious when they said they were going to show only new stuff.
FatalChaos @ Jun 1st 2009 4:59PM
Hopefully a new Burnout will come out next year, the Island should hold me off for the rest of this one.
Mr Awesomer @ Jun 1st 2009 5:05PM
Why is historic in quotes? It is undoubtedly a historic venue.
Cory @ Jun 1st 2009 5:07PM
Dante's Inferno looks more and more like a GOW knockoff and I've come to the conclusion that I'm ok with that. haha
ChuckJ @ Jun 1st 2009 5:08PM
Sims 3....wow, i cant believe people play that garbage
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 1st 2009 5:12PM
It was cool back in the day but it slowly got worse after all the expansions and EA milking.
Sims 3 looks exactly like 2 honestly,they better added a lot of features but I doubt I play it again that game sucks your time faster than Magic The Gathering.
MariusElijah (Only on PlayStation 3) @ Jun 1st 2009 5:08PM
I still dont understand the point of The Sims
ChuckJ @ Jun 1st 2009 5:09PM
To pretend you have a life....i guess
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 1st 2009 5:10PM
And that's why it is a life simulator.
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 1st 2009 5:14PM
To live a life without any real consequences. For example I play it, make my guy cheat on his girlfriend a couple hundred times and all that happens is she gets upset with me. Then I click "give massage", "tell joke", and "compliment" ten times and she loves me again.
uncle jesse @ Jun 1st 2009 5:49PM
It's so that you can have a child, tell him to go play outside in the yard, build a fence around him, then watch him wet himself and eventually die.
It's just like real life!
Nadril @ Jun 1st 2009 5:10PM
Littlest Pet Shop Online GOTY 2009 confirmed.
MariusElijah (Only on PlayStation 3) @ Jun 1st 2009 5:11PM
but but its only for girls
Sly, King of the First Isle of inFamous [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 1st 2009 5:17PM
so we know one person who's playing it (*cough* mariuselijah *cough*)
Gun Barrier @ Jun 1st 2009 5:11PM
littlest pet shop lol.
Hydrophobicfish @ Jun 1st 2009 5:11PM
Everyone! Everyone, shut up, I'm trying to hear him talking about the littlest pet shop!
Hydrophobicfish @ Jun 1st 2009 5:12PM
HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!!!! LITTLEST PET SHOP MMO!
harvsorrow @ Jun 1st 2009 5:11PM
Why can't guys play with petz?? Why?!
harvsorrow @ Jun 1st 2009 5:13PM
Why can't guys play Charm Girls?? Why?!?!
ChuckJ @ Jun 1st 2009 5:11PM
And this Pet Shop stuff, does this really need to be shown at E3? What a waste of everyone's time
Evan @ Jun 1st 2009 5:57PM
Don't forget that there's mainstream press in the audience at E3.