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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:07PM (Unverified) said

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i cant wait for the defibrillator add-on ROFL!!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:10PM NaeemTHM said

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Coming soon Nintendo IV-Drip
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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This has got to be the biggest WTF moment of E3. How many more things can they add on to this system!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:17PM Special Agent Steve said

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I think it's to monitor the seniors heart rate, that way they don't die when playing Wii Fit 2.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:17PM ch3burashka said

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Soon, the rectal thermometer games will come...
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:36PM Uncle Jesse said

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Wii Wii Bed Pan
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 12:06AM Brodo said

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The sad thing is that Nintendo will sell millions of these. I mean you dont even have to be a gamer to enjoy the fun that checking your heart rate can offer.
Nintendo is really bringing the non gamers and gamers together.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:08PM (Unverified) said

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Yep. The future of gaming is medical devices.

It is kind of funny, in a morbid way.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:08PM phobic99 said

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I... I... I've got nothing.

Really Nintendo?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:18PM Duke said

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Yeah, I just don't understand this at all. What does this do? Anyone know the purpose of this? Help me understand the big "why"!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:36PM BananaBoat said

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To make sure you stay at your target heart rate during Wii Fit? I really have no freakin idea. The lack of applause during the conference (except for Mario Galaxy 2) was deafening, and this type of BS add-on is only part of the reason why.


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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:09PM Chibi Chaingun said

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WHAT THE FAIL
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:11PM NaeemTHM said

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Well we had a nice run Wii...hopefully you'll bring in a few bucks on eBay.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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This peripheral will be bundled with Wii Shark Jumping.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:13PM (Unverified) said

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WHAT??? Does Nintendo even know what they're doing anymore?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:13PM copa said

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Uh, yes. This is intended for use with exercise games. Has nobody on Joystiq staff ever been to a gym before? Don't bother answering that, I saw your war room videos.

Anyway, get the goddamn SMG2 post up so we can get this party started.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:39PM Martin C said

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I usually just use those magic shiny strips of metal they have on the machines, as opposed to hooking up a biomed sensor to my finger.

Also, you should try not to come off as such a huge dick when you post.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:13PM Lordchimp said

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Oh no, this is Nintendo going to copy our fingerprints and make clones of everyone!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:14PM StormEagle said

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I literally busted out laughing when I saw this. Nintendo has officially lost all respect that I had left for them. I was feeling pretty good when I saw NewSMB and Wii Resort but this took all the wind out of their sails.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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Wasn't this originally announced back on the N64? I was called the bio-pack or something and it was supposed to be bundled with Tetris to make it harder the more stressed out you get.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:37PM (Unverified) said

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_64
Yep, it was released by SETA in Japan only.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:15PM TheDarkWayne said

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I cant believe this bullshit. There was actually a part where he said games may make people fall asleep. WTF!!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:16PM (Unverified) said

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Only if it's bundled with a new Eternal Darkness, and you have to get your heartrate *UP* to proceed.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:46PM Arashikou said

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OK, THERE! Someone finally came up with a good use for this thing!

Actually, didn't Nintendo once say they experimented with hooking a heart rate monitor up to one of the N64 Tetris games? I seem to recall it backing off the difficulty if you got too stressed, in order to keep you in that "flow" state and playing longer.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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two brilliant uses right there. i'd love to see this as a optional add-on for horror games, coupled with a program similar to left 4 dead's a.i. director, changing the experience so it can keep a player on thier toes.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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Dude, L4D2 with heart rate sensor!!?! My heart spikes whenever I see a boomer or a smoker already! That would be fun if there was a setting to increase difficulty whenever you are getting stressed.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 9:22PM (Unverified) said

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I was thinking of Eternal Darkness too when I saw this. It would be awesome if they used this for survival horror games, but as it stands now it's kinda lame.
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Posted: Jun 4th 2009 6:05PM Phinehas said

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Imagine a horror / FPS where the accuracy of your weapon is affected by your stress level. In order to hit that creature's weak point and take him out, you're going to need to remain calm while he is bearing down on you. That sort of thing.

Of course, Nintendo isn't exactly known for their FPS games. I'd love to see some sort of bio-feedback device you could attach to a 360 controller for just this sort of gameplay.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:17PM Don Weaso said

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Trauma Center, anyone?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 12:09AM Brodo said

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You guys would honestly sit there playing a game with your finger constantly clamped, just so it can change difficulty??
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:18PM JuanLovesHorror said

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So Nintendo's intend is to one day replace doctors with wii's?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:02AM zfallen said

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...yes
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo is NOT a videogame company anymore...they are a peripheral company just cashing in on the millions of lemmings across the planet.

This "announcement" is beyond sad.

Maybe in an alternate Universe there is a Nintendo that exists that still has that old magic.



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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:20PM (Unverified) said

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Well considering that no one really knows what they are going to be using this for, and considering that pretty much everything Nintendo touches this generation has turned to gold, I think it might be wise to hold off any derision until we know more about it.
Don't forget a couple of years ago everyone was laughing at, and mocking the motion controllers, and now they are trying their hardest to imitate them. When WiiFit was announced, everyone was saying how stupid it was to make a game where you sweat, and work out, now it's printing it's own money.
I'll admit that I have no idea what this is going to do (my first impression was "huh" as well), but I think I'll hold off on any comments until I learn more about it.
Do you really think that Nintendo is going to present something like this without any solid plans for it?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:22PM Blaggers said

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No no no, this is DEFINITELY a dumb fucking idea.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:20PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe it can be used in some kind of lie detector game. That could be fun... I guess.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:20PM Blaggers said

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...wut
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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What. The. Hell.

Maybe they just got tired of hearing about the Power Glove so much and wanted a new crappy peripheral for people to mock for the next 20 years.

This one thing *ruined* the conference. Not even Ninja Gaiden: Metroid could make up for it.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 8:40PM KyGuyTC7 said

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hahaha
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:26PM Ashitaka said

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I guess this a good move from Nintendo. I mean, it's aimed at a large part of their audience - grannies.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:28PM Shadow31 said

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Here's my theory...

He talked of... it detecting nervousness via heart rate. So wait for it...

A survival horror game. It lets tension build in situations until it detects your fear, at which point, it scares the shit out of you. Seriously, if used correctly, they can make scary games scarier than ever by simply having the game figure out what raises your heart rate and tailors the game to your fears.

Some of you may think that sounds stupid, but I think that would be a nice use for something like this...
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:34PM zlickrick said

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Yeah, having my finger jammed in that vice all game sounds like a ton of fun......
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:39PM Shadow31 said

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Doesn't have to be for the entire game. It just every so often would have to ask you to stick your finger in it so it could see how a situation affected your pulse... or during a particular situation, see how long it takes for the tension to build your pulse up. Then you take it out. And honestly, they only have to do that near the beginning until the game gets a good idea of what it takes to freak you out.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:29PM jhowlett said

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this would be great for a bomb disposal game.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:32PM Shagittarius said

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IWATA DROP THE zzzzzzzzzzzz...........
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:33PM hami83 said

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Bash it all you want. Something like this would work amazingly well for horror games.

Imagine walking around a haunted house looking for clue, while the game is seeing when you calm down.. Then when you calm down have all the lights go out.. Wait for you to calm down again then have the Wiimote start making noise, then stop the noise.... Wait for you calm down again.
Turn on the lights and have a large monster right infront of you!
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:36PM mrmobius said

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Ok, so my comment below pretty much reflects the same sentiments. You've developed the idea more though. Nice.
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 2:05PM TheDarkWayne said

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wii games cant even have good graphics, how could they have that kind of programming?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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@The Dark Wayne;

Are you serious? The device would simply output a value which the game would react to, how is that any different then the Wiimote, Balance Board, etc?
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Posted: Jun 2nd 2009 1:34PM Mr Khan said

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It opens the door for interesting possibilities, but it looks like it'll be awkward as hell

But considering they haven't even referred to the software that this will go with, we'll wait and see
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