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Overheard@E3: Booth babes 'still allowed to have big boobs'

by Kevin Kelly on Jun 2nd 2009 7:30PM

E3 has returned to its roots, albeit with a scaled-back "booth babes" policy. Although we aren't sure if someone from the ESA is checking skirt lengths with a ruler, they can't prance around half-naked anymore. We overheard this exchange between two E3 attendees:

Swag-laden Guy #1: "Check it out! Booth babes!"
Swag-laden Guy #2: "Oh yeah. I heard they can't be scantily clad anymore, but they're still allowed to have big boobs."
Swag-laden Guy #1: "Sweet."

Oddly enough, E3 attendees, both male and female, are still allowed to have big boobs as well. Now that's progress.

Tags: Booth-Babes, e3-2009

Reader Comments (83)

Have the one 2nd from the right washed and sent to my basement immediately...alright your dont have to wash her.

A-fucking-greed.

You, sir, have great taste in wimin.

I can't fully endorse your decision because it doesn't include having both the girl that is second from the right, and the girl that is on the far right, sent at the same time.

Though clearly the one second from the right is the winner if you are forced to choose only one.

Because personality, hygiene, and intelligence don't matter

Hit the nail on the head Velsar, and here I was starting to think you're a complete moron ;)

Velsar and Traceur are both women!!

Boo-effin'-yah!

But a couple laps around the neighborhood, and the one on the left might be alright too!

That was a satirical comment...

Actually, I'd go for any of them but the second-from-left. Racist? Maybe, but I prefer to say that she simply doesn't match my ideas of beauty (although I'm sure she does for many other guys).

If I had to pick just one? The girl on the left, or the girl in the middle. That's right, I don't go for stereotypical model girls. I bet they're both a lot better to be around when you're not banging them anyway. (Hell, they might be better when you're banging them too, who knows.)

@velsar - I can tell that she has great hygiene by looking at her teeth. That she is smiling informs me that she probably has an agreeable personality.

Also she's hot and stacked.

Ehh... most people have their teeth capped or whitened, says nothing towards hygiene.

The ability to smile is something required for modeling, doesn't mean they are happy, few models are.

HAHA! I have actually since "naughty" pictures of the one on our far right.

From left to right:
Meh, meh, meh, win, win.

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

*sigh* I don't think I'd ever date a guy who would say something like, "Dibs on the one on the right." We're not like pieces of meat on sale or something.

@Obie: That's exactly what I was thinking...creepiest comment ever.

...And then I just realized their shirts say "Stripprs" on them. Seriously? I guess those girls ARE pieces of meat.

I like the first and third one.

Why can't they all be booth babes, I am tired of seeing booth rhinos and booth hippos all the frackin time.

Why be choosy? I'd pound each one twice and ask for thirds.

LOL! As if any of you dudes had a choice...

This could go wrong in so many ways, and a few ways would be illegal... I wonder how it will progress.

Oh I forgot..."Skimpy clothes will be DELETED!"

Illegal how, it doesn't say you HAVE to have big boobs. Just says you can.

im gonna plus one you on 2 computers then reboot my router and do it again for a doctor who reference

All shall become Cybermen, all shall be UPGRADED!

Mandatory Upgrade procedures, initiated.

BY YOUR COMMAND... (What the... I think the Cylons got in there somehow).

Edit:

Seems this thread is fast approaching illegal objectification protocols.

Im sorry but the last girl to the left ruins the pic while the second to last to the right fixes it

Agreed.

You sir, are correct.

The girl on the left is the only one where you can get some quality motor-boating on.

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You're nuts. The one on the left is the best in the bunch to me. I'm not into toothpicks, I need some cushion for the pushin.

second to the right reminds me of Amy Jo Johnson

the...the...the pink power ranger?

*fwap*...sigh...im to bored to finish.

So, if they cant be half-naked, can they be fully naked?
They should commit fully to one thing or another, and not cause mass confusion by going halfway.