Well, Nyko's lost it

The Charge Grip Flex for the PSP we get, it's a grip that charges. But the Type Pad Pro, a keyboard addition for the Nyko Wand? Nutty. And please, let's all just bask in the glow of the Zoom Case, a protective case for the DSi with a 8x zoom built in: You know, for all the serious photography you're doing with the DSi.
See what we mean? Lost it.













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Damian @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:06AM
The fuck?!
XBL: Burritoclock @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:06AM
Even dumber than the iphone lens, I didn't think that was possible...
phr3qu3ncy441 @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:07AM
with that zoom grip, i guess i can finally start up that wedding photography business i've been meaning to do
sifer2400 @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:16AM
lol thats got to be a sick/cruel joke as if Nintendo fans didnt have enough gay peripherals, wii condom lol wii zaper axe attach ons lol and many many more
R (XBL: Esoteric Lord) @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:52AM
I dunno man, I last longer when I use a condom on my wii.
R (XBL: Esoteric Lord) @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:08AM
I feel sorry for the people that were forced to develop this by some suit. I can see them thinking the whole time "the fuck am I doing making something so stupid."
If you work for nyko, time to bail out of a sinking ship.
R (XBL: Esoteric Lord) @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
Really need an edit button...
To anyone at Nyko possibly reading this: an 8x zoom lens doesnt do jack for a crappy 0.3 megapixel camera.
devilsei @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:12AM
don't you see?! They are growing in a way we'll never understand!
They are becoming the Willy Wonka of tech devices! Clever!
that... or they took waaaaaay too much acid and watched the "Charlie and the chocolate factory" and thought they wanted a piece of that...
sifer2400 @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:17AM
lol on the wily wonka thing lolll
Damian @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:08AM
Someone needs to fire the designer at Nyko.
Temidien @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
HAS to be a gag. No exec is this suicidal.
Aero @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
Oh what the hell
cuteSAVAGE @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
That PSP grip is pathetic. Looks like nyko just went to their buddy at the weld shop to make it.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
Best Headline Ever.
mcf @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
Even though this shit is absolutely ridiculous, 20 years from now these sorts of products will be GOLD to collectors.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:09AM
Confirmed: Peeping Tom DS
Alex @ Jun 2nd 2009 1:32PM
Exactly what I thought.
This, along with Peter Molyneux's Milo...
This is turning out to be a pretty perverse E3...
uncle jesse @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:11AM
Hi, it's Vince with the Zoom Case.
Stop having boring pictures, stop having a boring life.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:17AM
You gettin this camera guy?
mds @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:30AM
INSERT LOLWUT PEAR HERE.
Seriously. What?
Duke @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:36AM
Vince from Shamwow & slapchop guys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
waynski1457 @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:38AM
You're gonna love my zoom.
ZaxCG2 @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:49AM
HI. BILLY MAYES HERE WITH THE NEW MADCATZ EXTENDOCAMERA.
**ITS ON**
Duke @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:51AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Rap Chop!
NorCal05 @ Jun 2nd 2009 2:07PM
ShamPOW!
modnite @ Jun 14th 2009 1:27AM
Epic win mates!
Brett from Atlanta @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:11AM
Are you serious?!...Is he serious?!
Rhamsey @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:12AM
Is that a DSi with the nyko camera zoom in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.
ChronicTC7 @ Jun 2nd 2009 7:36PM
haha erection joke!
uncle jesse @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:13AM
This looks like the Island of Dr. Moreau or something.
Wardo @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:17AM
Wow... just wow.
Misfit Toy @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:21AM
"Is that a zoom lens in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Blaggers @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:22AM
That DS looks like it's in S&M get-up.
mercutio7576 @ Jun 2nd 2009 6:47PM
Nintendo DS&M?
green11420 @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:24AM
WTF
Neo Senku @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:29AM
Really now. this too much lol
MrTyzik @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:32AM
I cannot stop laughing at that pic!
Zertoss @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:35AM
Hahahahaha what the fuck is this?
traceur_ryuk_shinigami @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:38AM
The sad thing is, someone, some crazy soul out there will buy this.
XBL: Burritoclock @ Jun 2nd 2009 12:00PM
Yes, apparently people must have bought the equally stupid iPhone lens, convincing nyko there is a market for huge lenses on crappy cameras...
I mean... LOOK AT THIS THING!!!
http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.10813~r.99999999
TK @ Jun 2nd 2009 11:44AM
SMH
sam @ Jun 2nd 2009 12:08PM
that is AWESOME. I'm kind of tempted to buy one ironically. (Er, not that I have a DSi, but I could pick one of those up too.)
@R: Actually if the zoom lens is optically good then it will be just as effective on a 0.3MP camera as it would be on any other camera. The result will still produce shitty images (that look fine only as long as you view them on the DS screen), but then it did before, so what's a surprise? Of course, if they screw it up, then it will reduce the quality of images even further, but who cares, it's a DSi...
OnToGloryReturns @ Jun 2nd 2009 12:32PM
Sam Fisher, is that you?
Zach S @ Jun 2nd 2009 12:50PM
I'd buy it, just to see how the hell that thing is actually supposed to work. Last time I checked, Nyko is definitely NOT an optics company....
Zach S @ Jun 2nd 2009 12:51PM
And by I'd buy it, I mean, if it was on clearance for like 4 bucks or something.
Rob @ Jun 2nd 2009 2:18PM
Love it!
I hope it isnt a joke as this would be a great gimmick addition to pull out and show off.
More for pure useless-ness then useFUL-ness
MiaTakahashi @ Jun 2nd 2009 3:11PM
Wow....wtf? Is this real? The DSi camera takes crappy pics to begin with.
ImSteevin @ Jun 2nd 2009 4:33PM
I only use Carl Zeiss lenses on my VGA cameras, thank you. Also that Wiimote abortion is just terrifying. It doesn't add a keyboard functionality to the wii remote, it actively prevents the proper operation of both the controller AND a keyboard.
Phil @ Jun 10th 2009 2:14PM
I dunno... I have one of the fugly, but oddly more comfortable, Wand controllers and for the $20 price tag I might just check out that keyboard.
If anything it'll be good for a laugh in 10 years. :-)
rikthagreat @ Jun 11th 2009 1:45AM
im expecting some kind of connect the stars galaxy game with this add-on
asteroids:the next generation come on nintendo use your bright minds