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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:36PM MystileArmor said

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I will atleast try the trial version to consider a purchase, but I don't know.

Oh and btw, a bit off-topic, but Wolfenstein 3D just went up on the XBLA for 400 ms points.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:41PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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A bit off-topic-er:

GM sells Hummer brand to Chinese company. More as it develops. The time is 12:40.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:43PM Jerk Face said

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A bit off topic-est: Great Cthulhu lies dead and dreaming, in his house at R'lyeh.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:46PM MystileArmor said

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Off-topic-erest:

4 tablespoons of ketchup has about the same amount of nutrition as a ripe tomato.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:49PM StormEagle said

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Most of topic-er-est-estest

Mel Blanc, who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:51PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Off-topic and spoilerish:

The cake is a lie.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:53PM MystileArmor said

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Ok, wrap your brain around this one; An on-topic off-topic comment

Hitler grew his mustache, because he was a big fan of Charlie Chaplin.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:54PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Off-topic-er-estest-er:

It has been discoverd that hagfish slime can be used as an acceptable substitute for egg whites when cooking.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:55PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Off-topic-er-spoilerest-spoiler:

Snape kills Dumbledore.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:02PM MystileArmor said

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Inbetween-Topic-est:

NUTSHIT!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:10PM nandokun said

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Annnnnnd...the horse is dead.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:12PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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5 HIT OFF TOPIC SUPER COMBO:

1. Captain Planet's arch nemesis is not pollution, but rather those that engage in pollutionistic behavior.

2. Pollutionistic is not a real word.

3. 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321

4. According to the Newton dictionary the longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon.

5. Mary Poppins is/was a whore.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:18PM MystileArmor said

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Beating a dead horse is my favourite:

HORSE 10x MULTIPLIER ULTRA COMBO:

1. Leonardo da Vinci liked to draw horses.
2. An adult horse’s brain weights 22 oz, about half that of a human.
3. Horses can not vomit.
4. The first cloned horse was a Haflinger mare in Italy in 2003.
5. Until the 1960’s Dartmoor ponies were used to escort prisoners from local prisons while they were on outside duties.
6. The word chivalry comes from cheval the French word for horse.
7. Chariot racing was the first Olympic sport in 680 B.C.
8. The Dubai World Cup is 6 million dollars, the richest horse race purse in the world.
9. Horses like sweet flavors and will usually reject anything sour or bitter.
10. Like a fingerprint, every zebra has a unique stripe pattern.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:39PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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ON-TOPIC FATALITY:

No one gives a shit about horses and/or horse related facts.

OFF-TOPIC PUPPALITY:

http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy6.jpg
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:53PM PedoJokerBear said

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OFFTOPIC SUPER BERZERKER BARRAGE

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:56PM Vidikron said

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I think that's the longest string of consecutive max upvoted posts I've seen on Joystiq.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 5:31PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Captain Planet aims to please ;)
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 5:37PM MystileArmor said

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We should've gotten a sponsor for this thread. We'd all be rich, I tell you.

That said, did you know that a ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 8:10PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Interesting, "jiffy" is also the unit of measure when measuring MystileArmor's penis size.

"You could measure MystileArmor's penis in a jiffy!"

And that's where we get the term.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 8:57PM Captain Underpants and the Bring said

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Off topic jump-in to feel socially accepted m-m-m-m-monnnnstterrrr comboooo

1. a dork is a whales penis
2. when a whale orgasms in its mate only about 10% of its multi-hundred gallon fluid goes inside. (and you wonder why oceans are so salty)
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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Iwannatakeyou4aride
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:37PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I'm a member of STARS!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:38PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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The Power is YOURS!!

Oh wait...

Let's go bub... *snikt!*
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:39PM StormEagle said

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As I can see how not being able to go through and earn all that crap again might take from the replayability, understand one thing: I figure most people who are going to buy this game, will be doing so for one reason: online. And of those people, most of them have probably already played through the game once and earned everything first time through. I for one, do not want to have to do that again.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 5:35PM Martin C said

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Not to mention the outcry at having to unlock all the SFIV characters, that was the last gripe I thought I'd hear about this game.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:30PM whymog said

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You are 100% right. I spent countless hours plowing away at the DC version, and at this point I'd just like to get online and beat the hell out of my friends with whomever I please.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:39PM Supino said

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I got a feeling this game won't sell very well. Isn't this a typical "few-hardcore-vocal-fans" type of game?

I'm not saying it's a bad game - Its just bad timing. Am I Wrong?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:41PM HTCEVO said

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Yes
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:41PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Yes.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:46PM StormEagle said

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Stop it! You're killing me with your wrong-ness!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:05PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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Bad timing? Like, too late? I do not get it.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:54PM (Unverified) said

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When you mean only online fighting game fanatics should buy it?

If its based off of the Dreamcast version which had training and single player modes o.o

Buying it regardless im just saying it can be enjoyed offline as well
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:40PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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I'm ready! *spins pistol*
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:42PM symmetryx said

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Really? You found charm in the chore of unlocking 56 alt. colors, some characters, and stages? Most of which you've already painstakingly done once on Dreamcast/PS2/Xbox?

I think it's fantastic that, on a game as old as this one, they took the footwork out of it. People have already been playing with a full roster for so long, that it makes little to no sense to ask anyone to do it again.

When it originally came out in Japan and you had to bring your VMU to the arcade and play online to get all the unlocks, THAT was a brilliant idea. The North American versions basically amounted to grinding. I earned mine the hard way, but I know plenty of people who just left their consoles in training mode overnight.

What would be REALLY nice, is if they brought back that crossover mode MvC1 had on dreamcast. It would be nice to play a tag match cooperatively with a friend, or 2v2, 3v3 matches...although that might pose a problem if your friend calls you in for an assist and you get killed without doing anything =/
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:47PM baby sea tuna said

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I agree. I thought it was a HUGE pain in the ass to unlock the other characters. So much so that I gave up after about 12 of them.

Maybe if I'd know about the Training Room exploit...
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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Agreed. Oh, joystick, you have some of the worst ideas...
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:59PM hiiro said

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Yeah if they are so concerned about unlocking characters... They are doing it wrong.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:42PM JuanLovesHorror said

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The most fun part was unlocking everything on your own so that's a let down but whatever is going to be fun.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:42PM Bitter Kevin said

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I still fire up the Dreamcast just to play this game and I unlocked everything 10 years ago.

FINAL JUSTICE!

Thumbs up, soldier!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:43PM yourbrokenamp said

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Still buying this, it doesn't bother me at all that all the characters are unlocked. I don't know, maybe it's just me. I mean... how can I resist when there's achievements I can get! ;)
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:44PM atrimus said

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"Part of the charm of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 was collecting points to purchase the insane number of unlockable items"

imo, the lack of this charm is made up by online-play. even back in the day, unlocking characters on the Dreamcast version paled in comparison to playing one-on-one against a real person at the arcades.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:46PM (Unverified) said

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Spider-sense... tingling!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:44PM StormEagle said

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We are Venom.
Spider Sense is tiggling! This one's for J.J. Web Swing! Web Throw! Web Ball! Maximum Spider!
Proton Cannon!
Rocket Punch. Rocket Punch. Rocket Punch.
Viper Beam. Hyper Viper Beam. Scimitar!
Behold! Optic Blast! Optic Sweep! Gene Splice!
Berzerker Barrage! Drill Claw! Rookie....
Lightning Storm!

I'm sorry :/ I'm done.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:52PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:52PM (Unverified) said

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I always sucked at Street Fighter-esque fighters......doesn't stop me from still playing them lol. I can't wait to play this. Time to spam Spider-Man's web swinging attack again =D.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 3:54PM mr nimblewick said

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My favorite:

Roll standing innocently.

Opponent approaches to attack.

"I'm Juggernaut!" comes swooping in.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 4:04PM (Unverified) said

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Again, a reviewer who has no idea about the game attempts to add his two cents to it.

Why would anyone want to go through the pain of unlocking all the characters? It's a terrible idea. It was novel at first because you had no idea who to expect, so it was actually exciting..but now you can read about what characters are coming up on the internet.

This game is going to do amazingly well at its $15 pricepoint and will extend the life of the game even more than it's already been alive for.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 9:52PM yode said

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so true. the point of this release was for the old school mvc2 gamers to be able to play this online instead of at home with their friends/tourneys. It's also gonna make the fan base even bigger than it already is.

ITS MAHVEL BAYBEE
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Posted: Jun 4th 2009 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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Exactly. And when you take this game to a tournament, having all the characters unlocked is going to save a lot of frustration. It's the biggest problem with SF4.
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 9:32PM Jimmyjames said

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I completely agree, Rudger. I already did that on the Dreamcast, and it was only fun for the first 75% of the characters. Getting them all was a test of patience, multiplied by the fact that the cost of the unlocks keeps going up and up.

I want the game, and I want the characters upon download. At least they aren't doing a "pay more to unlock them all" thing.
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