Every Joystiq staffer that isn't the anonymous one: [Laughter.]
Anonymous Joystiq staffer: No, please, stop, it hurts to laugh.
Every Joystiq staffer that isn't the anonymous one: [Laughter.]
Anonymous Joystiq staffer: No, please, stop, it hurts to laugh.
Reader Comments (38)
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 9:53PM (Unverified) said
Gee....I wonder who the Anonymous Joystiq Staffer might be.........
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:23PM The Wicker Man said
Hinkle's (or is it Grant?) newest release, "shitcards" coming to xbla this summer.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 9:55PM Peter Moore said
Can't be Ludwig, he's used to using rough material, like tree leaves.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:04PM Premature ejaculation man said
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 9:56PM MystileArmor said
The best thing about this post is the "exclusive" tag underneath the title.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:01PM MystileArmor said
Oh wow, really? I would've never guessed that's what it meant...
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:08PM (Unverified) said
It's coming to Xbox 360 and PS3 tomorrow though, but you have to pay for it there....
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 9:56PM Professor Lario said
and then everyone says... but you don't have business cards... eeewww
Good coverage again today gang.
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Good coverage again today gang.
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:01PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
Whoa man. That's what T-shirt sleeves are for...
Don't tell me you honestly thought they were to protect your shoulders from the sun's harmful UV rays.
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Don't tell me you honestly thought they were to protect your shoulders from the sun's harmful UV rays.
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:03PM MystileArmor said
Yeah if you want to be known as Mr. Shittysleeves...
A better solution is to wipe your ass with your underwear and just throw those away and go commando for the rest of the day.
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A better solution is to wipe your ass with your underwear and just throw those away and go commando for the rest of the day.
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:16PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
@MystileArmor
Yeah, I made that mistake my first time as well. Turns out you need to rip them right the eff off, then wipe.
Then you also have the pleasant side effect of wearing a t-shirt without sleeves, which is badass. Seriously, it's awesome.
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Yeah, I made that mistake my first time as well. Turns out you need to rip them right the eff off, then wipe.
Then you also have the pleasant side effect of wearing a t-shirt without sleeves, which is badass. Seriously, it's awesome.
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:20PM MystileArmor said
It's also hard to play it off all day long when you smell like shit.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:23PM MystileArmor said
Then you deserve to walk around smelling like shit, with a sticky, smelly ass.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:23PM (Unverified) said
@Ezio Auditore de Firenze [PSN SniperChameleon]
Like I said......Use the hands, preferably the nails.
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Like I said......Use the hands, preferably the nails.
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:23PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
@Ezio
Tear off the midsection of the shirt and use that. There are far too many other things to look at at E3 for any one to notice your fancy new shirt.
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Tear off the midsection of the shirt and use that. There are far too many other things to look at at E3 for any one to notice your fancy new shirt.
Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:09PM AnimaOnline said
You guys at Joystiq sure sound like you're making the most out of E3. ;)
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 10:39PM Sly C said
well played, pedo. well played. but do you know what was even more well played? this picture... of me! http://www.joystiq.com/2009/06/02/assassins-creed-2-unlockables-tied-to-psp-version/
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2009 11:22PM jappleng said
Here's the question we've needed to raise....
Did it flush?
or
Did it not flush and somebody called Joystiq to inform them that someone wiped their ass with a business card with the name of Justin McElroy on the front of it? or Maybe it was an old business card from infinium labs or id.
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Did it flush?
or
Did it not flush and somebody called Joystiq to inform them that someone wiped their ass with a business card with the name of Justin McElroy on the front of it? or Maybe it was an old business card from infinium labs or id.
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