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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:50PM StormEagle said

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I require VIDEO!
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:51PM PedoJokerBear said

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i want to borrow a DS just to play this game
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah my DS Lite had a hinge crack which eventually killed the power to the system. I've never fixed it and now I'm out of my warranty. Sucks cause this would be just the game to get me to play my ds again..
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:52PM aristokrat said

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Well shit, I might have to buy a DS just to play this.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:06PM EDay said

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I have a feeling it will be well worth it. This game sounds like the best thing ever.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:11PM Sly C said

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agreed.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:54PM Zertoss said

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So it rewards thinking outside the box with outlandishly hilarious consequences? I think I may be in love.

If only Ludwig had thought of the robot dinosaur in the first place.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:28PM EJ A said

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He should've written in "Ninja Dinosaur". Ninjas are better than robots.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:39PM Zertoss said

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There is nothing that can't be solves by sending endless waves of killbots and the occasional doomsday device, and don't you forget it!
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 7:19PM (Unverified) said

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It's sending endless waves of humans TO the killbots to reach their preset kill limits, thereby turning off! Just ask Zap, Professor.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 7:25PM Saria the Cat said

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@E.J. Better yet, "Ninjasaur Bot."
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:55PM DBuckEye said

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Andrew's story might just be the greatest thing that has ever happened in any video game in history.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:09PM TRTX said

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No kidding. It's one of those things I can't believe unless I actually see the video.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:12PM (Unverified) said

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It won't be after this game is released.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:19PM Smokemonsta said

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Great now I have to buy a DS again
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 3:58PM ripvanwinkle said

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I laughed out loud twice during this story, especially at teleporter scenario.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:00PM ripvanwinkle said

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BTW, someone should try spawning the meaning of life.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:19PM (Unverified) said

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42?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:00PM NaeemTHM said

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I laughed through that entire hands-on. Actually it didn't even sound like the hands-on impressions of a game, more like you were describing an episode of the Animaniacs.

This is an instant buy.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2009 11:24PM Typicalgamer said

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just for your info, psp gamers actually buy hardcore games. just look at chinatown on the ds. and look at vice city stories on psp. you dumbass.

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/31/mass-effect-iphone-becomes-mass-effect-galaxy-ties-in-to-mass/comments/19125106/
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Posted: Jun 7th 2009 9:48AM (Unverified) said

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The fact that you can't get over something posted on the internet, in a comments section, several days ago, and had to track that person to another entry speaks volumes about you.

Of course, your fanboy-screaming name does the same.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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It's so true. At the Joystiq meetup quite a few people asked me what my favorite game was, and I was damned if I didn't say Scribblenauts.

It is a first-day buy, for sure.

Though, to give credit, Fat Princess was amazingly fun.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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Sounds great, and now I'm shocked because there are now more than two games I sort of really want to try out but since they are for my despised dust ridden DS I most likely will not buy. Maybe once a revised DS or Game Boy is made.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:12PM NaeemTHM said

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Your "despised dust ridden DS"? You know why I hate fanboys? They can't just say "My console is the best", they have to go and troll all over the competition.

Listen if you hate anything that's not the PSP Required then stay the hell out of the DS comment section.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:12PM bm111 said

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rofl "my despised dust ridden DS". Congratulations, you're an idiot. If there's a game you want, just play it, you bloody freak.

Not to mention there are so many gems on the DS that there is more than enough to play for pretty much anyone.

Of course none of this will phase you, since your post sounds like it's written by the pstriple guy.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:17PM NaeemTHM said

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Trust me he's worse than the PSTriple guy. I usually try to ignore required's comments, but sweet zombie Jesus is he annoying. Anything by Sony is made in the heavens itself, and everything else is complete horse shit to him.

I fucking HATE fanboys.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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You know what I dislike about fanboys like NaeemTHM and bm? They get so damn hot under the collar when you have an opinion that doesn't tickle their fancy in the way they want it to.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:24PM NaeemTHM said

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Honestly required, what pleasure do you trolls get out of demeaning other consoles? Do you think it's funny? Do you feel it justifies your own purchase?

I would seriously like to know why you feel the need to troll the Apple and Nintendo comment section. It's really really pathetic that you have nothing better to do.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:26PM (Unverified) said

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NaeemTHM good job sticking that daft sign on your forehead, it looks great. As I said, I think this game looks good. Now just because I do not like my DS does not mean you have to be a wet blanket.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:29PM bm111 said

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"an opinion"

lol

the drivel that comes out of your mouth can hardly be called an opinion. Opinion is an overused word anyway, brought out by people who only have retarded bullshit to say and don't want to own up to it.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:33PM (Unverified) said

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bm, I understand you're sharing not only opinions but forehead stickers with NaeemTHM, you two must be tight!
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:36PM (Unverified) said

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case and point: you
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:45PM NaeemTHM said

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Great! You like the game but you still feel the need to spew bullshit all over the DS.

I mean look at some of the comments you made:

"The iphone is not at all the same thing as the ipodtouch, for example Apple charges money for software updates on the touch while they are free on the phone (by the way, they are free on the PSP). Also, these updates are not at all equal, for example Skype will only be on the phone (pssst: it's on the PSP). One more thing, the touch does not have a camera and you can't add one either (the PSP can)."

"The iPhone sucks compared to the DS and PSP, because it does. It's not very good."

"Skype makes the PSP more of a phone than the ipodtouch ever was."

OK...great. Way to troll.

Again I ask, is there any reason you feel the need to crap on something you don't own?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 5:12PM (Unverified) said

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NaeemTHM, you are more cheese then nut but I'm okay with that. I actually have an ipod touch, ipod 3g, ipod shuffle, and ipod classic 7g. Also many upon many macs oldest being 16. I have every nintendo portable up to the original ds (which as I've shared I do in fact loath).

Now I dig that you stalk me and I'm flattered that what I say seems to stick to your belly, but it is very creepy. Why exactly does it bother you that I like the PSP?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 5:41PM NaeemTHM said

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Lord your insults are weak.

I have no problem with you liking the PSP, it's just really sad that you feel the need to compare it to every other handheld. No one cares bro...quit bring the shit up.

Anyway, thanks for helping me kill an hour. See you in the next topic you troll :-D
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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insults? lord? again, nothing but more cheese and no, I will not, "quit bring the shit up" you'll just have to roll with it.
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Posted: Jun 7th 2009 9:52AM (Unverified) said

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

So you ALREADY OWN a DS? And just refuse to buy the game out of principle?

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuet?

You know how much sense that makes? 0. That makes no sense. Just wait 'till your parents find out.

"Congratulations on the senseless post. Lots of love. -Mom"
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:01PM Bananarama said

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Does this game have a release date yet? I need to play it.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:07PM EDay said

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The official site says Fall 2009.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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What about inappropriate words...... or 'Funny' words?
are we allowed to use those?

such as poop in the sharks tank?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:14PM bm111 said

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Vulgar words are out, apparently. Reading the above impressions though, do you really care?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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Did anyone ever beat the leprechaun's race? Sadly, jetpacks are not very fast...
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 7:24PM NightSoD said

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you use lucky charms of course
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 8:47PM SpaceFox said

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@ NightSoD

OMG. The instant I get to play this game, I will spawn a leprechaun, and some lucky charms. The results....shall be interesting indeed.
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Posted: Jun 7th 2009 1:07PM Slavik said

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ISn't Lucky Charms trade marked?
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:04PM Jjjjames said

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i absolutely cannot fucking wait.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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The developer that helped me said only pg-style words would be allowed, and even though the version we played had a bar in it, the final version wouldn't have anything alcohol related.
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Posted: Jun 5th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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can I summon a Rickroll to distract my enemies?

If yes, this is not just game of the year, THIS IS THE GAME OF FOREVER
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