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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:12PM DeathroW22 said

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You can have babies in GTAIV ?!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:19PM I AM IRONHIDE said

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And kangaroos.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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but can you have baby kangaroos?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:29PM MaliceMajorE15 said

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im really thick. i couldnt work out wether or not they were joking or not
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:49PM MystileArmor said

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A baby koalaroo
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:53PM Dirty said

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Thicker than a snicker?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:35PM Timerider said

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You just need to smash everything in a room against everything else and see what happens.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:15PM Sly C said

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that was the most random interview i've ever read. now i'm even more psyched for brutal legend. :D
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:54PM MowDownJoe said

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It's Ludwig interviewing Tim Schafer... of course it's going to be random! And awesome!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 9:54PM Master Bruce said

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I agree, this interview made me pre-order!
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 1:10AM DWells55 said

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So I take it there was a sale on soapboxes?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:21PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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Great interview. Really enjoyed the sense of humor. Good job.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:30PM ripvanwinkle said

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Tim Schafer is the best. Can't wait to buy this ggame.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 9:55PM Master Bruce said

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Nice Ween avatar, btw
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:39PM demauk said

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Kietzmann interviewing Schafer = gold.

I still have a bookmark to That Game. Pure awesome.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:41PM yesteryearsfins said

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lol wut?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:41PM (Unverified) said

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This just makes me like Mr. S-C-H-A-F-E-R even more.
+5 Psi Cards to Ludwig and Tim for a great interview
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:43PM Shagittarius said

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Your face, I want to punch it.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:49PM Nobledevil Gaming Optimist said

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That interview made me lol a few times :)

He especially makes so many great points about the adventure genre and about people not tolerating being confused. I do the same thing - while I love a good puzzle that takes some thought for a few minutes and maybe a pencil and paper to figure out, I can't stand having to sit there for an hour while the game acts like it's smarter than me because it makes a solution intensely obscure.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:51PM Bubbameister33 said

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Can I subcribe to your newsletter?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:52PM Roto13 said

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What the hell are YOU going on about?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:52PM Roto13 said

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"My daughter, I think, is going to be very good at playing adventure games, even though she is only a year old. Because she'll grab a toy and she'll bang it on all of her other toys in the room."

Yup. That's pretty much it. :P
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:52PM Vordus said

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No offense, but what the hell are you talking about Mr. Velsar?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:56PM JXCGunrunna said

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I think Ludwig was perfect for this interview, Your sense of humor is not something to scoff at.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 6:56PM (Unverified) said

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Great interview, Luddy. Hopefully, this game will eventually end up on PC, where a lot of us "older" U.S. metalheads like myself still hang out. ;)
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:08PM AwesomeTown said

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Awesome interview. Good job, Ludwig.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:12PM Nadril said

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Awesome interview, very funny.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:14PM niakori said

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Tim's my hero, btw I never got S-C-H-A-F-E-R wrong... cause the other way has too many letters and my fingers are lazy.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:15PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Hmmm... where is that "LOLWUT?" pear picture when you need it?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:24PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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Nice interview Ludwig. Very entertaining, especially when you got to the GTA part and the one part talking about how Tim's daughter will be very good at adventure games.

Good job!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:31PM OnToGloryReturns said

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Wow, Velsar just got slapped by meist3r.

@Velsar - you're the type of arrogant jerk no one likes, though most people won't tell you that because you're not worth it.

Just a heads up in case you ever take the time to wonder why you have no friends.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 7:55PM TheDarkWayne said

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what's that you say Desert Eagle? http://knowyourmeme.com/i/409/original/lolwut.jpg
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 8:06PM TheDarkWayne said

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if anything velsar you're reinforcing a stereotype, only instead of slack jawed slobbering BAWLS drinking troglodytes, it's the snooty asshole who thinks you are worthless because you never played psychonauts.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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What an awesome dude....
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 8:10PM (Unverified) said

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Why must you be so annoying?
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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This is the best interview I have ever read about anything!
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 8:31PM NIck PSN ID Rattlehead91 said

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Not all video games need to question the meaning of life or have an incredibly engaging storyline. What the hell ever happened to a game simply being fun? If the game is enjoyable then who gives a shit if "stereotypes" about gamers are emphasized in it? Most people have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at themselves.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 9:28PM Pojomofo said

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Luddy, absolutely fantastic interview, im just glad you were interviewing him and not Justin. I mean, can you imagine this guy interviewing Tim Scaeffer:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1277288865&ref=profile#/photo.php?pid=1481351&op=11&o=all&view=all&subj=8702785815&aid=-1&oid=8702785815&id=500478586

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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 9:55PM (Unverified) said

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"I don't want stupid games like this with vulgarities, idiocy, and smoking and objectification and alcoholism to be focused on nor do I want games like GTA, which also further reinforces our stereotypes, as proven by hot coffee, the news, and of course multiple unfortunate deaths and suicides and murders, which while it may not be the games fault, the media eats it up and further targets us."

Let me comment on this part of your post, as it is the only part that makes any logical sense, for lack of a better word.

From what I gather of your post, is not that idiocy bothers you or immaturity as well, at least it seems so, its the fact that its portrayed in games. It almost seems that you want games to an outlet of positive creativity bordering on high values; in other words, you want the outlet to be highly mature. There is of course nothing wrong with that, but demanding, as it seems you are, games such as Brutal Legend not be created on the bases of furthering idiocy, immaturity, or stereotypes, if not exploiting such parts of life is acting upon paranoia or insanity.

But why is it that I call you paranoid or insane? This following lines shall prove you why I claim such a bold accusation.

Lets start here:
"...nor do I want games like GTA, which also further reinforces our stereotypes, as proven by hot coffee, the news, and of course multiple unfortunate deaths and suicides and murders..."

One thing as gamers when accused of such things as violent, idiots, and lazy, we tend to dismiss these ideas because we know how inaccurate they are. Furthermore, we certainly never try to agree with such statements, or nor we, as an example, believe that games can leave to deaths, either by acts of other human beings or self harm. Believing such inaccuracies actually furthers the stereotypes that we hate; believing lies can make them true when the one lying see it being taken as fact. If you don't want people to further stereotypes, then I suggest that you don't eat it up yourself.

"I don't want stupid games like this with vulgarities, idiocy, and smoking and objectification and alcoholism to be focused..."

Then what do you want to be represented? False ideals and dreams of a better world? Lets leave Brutal aside and focus on games as a whole. In fact, lets discuss other mediums.

Each of those "themes" are part of our world, and thinking that mediums such as video games or film can't portray such elements of our world is foolishly asking too much. To go in a tangent for a second, it strikes me odd that you objectify to such themes in video games; such an odd target to follow. If I was one to despise such manners of life I would rather take my personal vendetta to a more deserving mediums as TV or films or nature, but video games is far less important to go against.

Even more, the fact you don't like, lets say vulgarities, the mere fact that its represent in a game of all things seems to anger you. Here some advice on those problems you hate so much: If you don't like vulgar words, then don't pay attention to them; if you hate smoking or smokers, then educated them honestly and truthfully of the harms of it; if you hate objectification of lets say women, then don't treat them special but as fellow human beings; if alcoholism bothers you, then do something about it; and if the spread of idiocy is the main beef then fix the schools, be a better parent, and learn to be an adult.

Your noble cause, whatever it is, is lost in your own insanity and paranoia.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 10:06PM Vegnagun said

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Stop taunting me and release your game already, Tim.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 10:34PM OnToGloryReturns said

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@Archigamer - well said. Whoever this idiot is is projecting his own insecurities with his constant meaningless diatribe about other people being stupid, stereotypes, etc. What he doesn't realize is that his attempts to sound oh so intelligent are transparent attempts to mask his own lack of self worth.

@Veslar - people who are secure and confident in their lives and hobbies don't worry about the things you're professing to be so up in arms about, and people who are actually intelligent are smart enough to not go around trying to prove it all the time as your clumsy attempts at prose demonstrate.

I'm a very smart person but I don't hold myself above people who don't match my intellect because I am smart enough to know that it doesn't make me better than them, and even if it did I wouldn't go calling them 'idiots' and put them down for their 'vulgar' tastes. Some of the best people I know have very little education or refinement but that doesn't stop them from being kind, honest, generous people - something they hold over you, I might add. At least in the kindness department.
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 10:39PM Sinister Rouge said

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SWEET GOOGLY MOOGLY! Please stop raping grammar Velsar. It's called a comma. It looks like this: (,) *remove the parentheses. Please don't try to pass as mature and intelligent when you cannot properly use grammar. Also, I would like to introduce you to my friend the semicolon: (;) He is a great pal of mine, and would love to be included in your nonsensical rants. Finally, it seems that you love run-on sentences. The Joystiq community would love it if you would respect the period. I believe Penny Arcade has done some comics about this...

P.S. I only criticize because of your profound dislike of "idiocy."
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 10:42PM Sinister Rouge said

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Great interview! I am still so excited for new Tim Schafer stuff. I thought he might have died! It made me sad...
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Posted: Jun 9th 2009 11:59PM The Wicker Man said

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A sphincter sez idiocy.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 1:03AM Roto13 said

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If I get cancer from your intense waves of stupidity, you'll hear from my lawyer.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 2:37AM darkinchworm said

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lol @ el serpiente... look who's talking, bitch.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 5:32AM (Unverified) said

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Ha ha brilliant interview! Thoroughly good read that was!! (As was all the Kietzmann vs Schafer stuff actually.)
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 11:11AM KTXL said

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Funny interview. Can't wait to check this one out. I should probably buy psychonauts on steam or something- I played the first level off a demo disc from OXM a while back, and remember it being weird and kinda cool. Didn't give it enough time to see if I actually liked it though.

This looks like metal band-diablo-starcraft, which is pretty awesome. Also, this game is going to sell like fucking hotcakes.
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 3:24PM (Unverified) said

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Velsar's a Poopy head!!
tee - hee this is fun!


look. people. let's all agree velsar sucks and not waste hours of our lives arguing over something so useless. that just my opinion. all those in favor say AYE!!!!!
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Posted: Jun 10th 2009 6:07PM (Unverified) said

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No thanks.

Despite my comments no longer actually existing, due to improper moderation, as it did relate to "Brutal Legend", I still support everything I previously stated.
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