Uwe Boll paid to be in Postal 3
by Justin McElroy 
{ Jun 9th 2009 at 12:30PM }
But before we rush to judgment: Is it possible that Boll is trying to look better by comparison? Like you know how known super-fat guy Fatty Arbuckle used to pay a bunch of ultra-fat guys to hang around with him just so people would be like "Hey, you know, Fatty's not looking that fat."? Maybe this is like that, but with being terrible.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
nukee @ Jun 9th 2009 12:34PM
Megadouche
Shagittarius @ Jun 9th 2009 12:35PM
I liked Postal 1 and Postal 2, I look forward to postal 3.
Traceur_Ryuk (PSN: Ryuk_shinigami) @ Jun 9th 2009 12:36PM
That big gap in his teeth really bothers me.
Mitsuo @ Jun 9th 2009 12:50PM
Really? because his movie directing career is what bothers me.
JAH75157 @ Jun 9th 2009 1:13PM
@ Mitsuo
actually the only think i like that he directed was the postal movie, and only then because i felt that the movie was better because it was horrible.
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 9th 2009 1:37PM
Well if you have a problem with him you can always challenge him to a box match.
Ezio Auditore (Now equipped with double blades!) [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 9th 2009 12:36PM
i pity the fool.
charlie b. @ Jun 9th 2009 12:44PM
have you had enough of his jibber jabber?
DBuck_Eye @ Jun 9th 2009 12:39PM
If you're gonna put it in italics, could you at least make sure you spell it right?
Drew -- PS360: uphillbothways @ Jun 9th 2009 1:13PM
I want to know if they meant "fairly" or "fairily". Like, "If I were a fairy, then I'd be sure of this."
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 9th 2009 12:40PM
hope we get to attack him with a badger
Old Professor Zertoss @ Jun 9th 2009 12:58PM
A diseased badger trained to aim for the genitals.
NoTomorrow @ Jun 9th 2009 1:01PM
Dammit I was going to say that!
superklye @ Jun 9th 2009 1:08PM
I hope we can gouge out his eyes and then find someone in-game walking around with AIDS so they can pee AIDS into his bleeding eye sockets.
MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 1:09PM
Maybe Jared can be in the game, so he can give him aides....
Highsky @ Jun 9th 2009 2:43PM
@superklye
0_0 Dude!!................ AWESOME!!! :D
MrSpaceCowboy @ Jun 9th 2009 12:41PM
I wish I was paid as much as him to do my job poorly.
-Vexx- @ Jun 9th 2009 12:41PM
I thought we killed him.
Remember those assassins we hired?
Tim @ Jun 9th 2009 12:42PM
As long as he's the Kenny McCormick in the movie, by all means, please, yes.
MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 12:46PM
It's a game, not a movie.
zkey14 @ Jun 9th 2009 12:42PM
Uwe Boll owns.
BigD145 @ Jun 9th 2009 5:18PM
Owns up to the title of Grand Douche of Douchedom.
PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jun 9th 2009 12:42PM
LOL @ auteur
Tom18230 @ Jun 9th 2009 12:46PM
My god, learn to spell check man!
SilverFireshot @ Jun 9th 2009 4:39PM
Yeah he totally spelled amateur as auteur.
derdaim @ Jun 9th 2009 12:48PM
Uwe is my idol!
I only go the theater, when I can see a Boll production! (So, the only film I saw last year was Far Cry)
MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 12:52PM
I hope you're joking...
Leroy_Octopus @ Jun 9th 2009 1:07PM
He did a Far Cry movie? Why does he choose such obscure games?
XBL: Burritoclock PSN:Herbie Hat @ Jun 9th 2009 1:44PM
He has to be able to afford the license to make the movie.... thank god.
Hedgeson @ Jun 9th 2009 9:04PM
I liked the Far Cry game.
I don't want to know about the movie.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!
m-p{3} @ Jun 9th 2009 12:48PM
As long as he can be a victim in the game, I don't mind.
Metal Beard Solid @ Jun 9th 2009 12:57PM
Uwe Boll is my homeslice.
Balloonfighter99 @ Jun 9th 2009 1:03PM
Ladies and Gentleman,
The man with no soul
who looks like a troll
never been on a roll
and probably eats mole
Uwwwwwe Bolllllllll!!!
MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 1:05PM
I bet you make home made youtube videos as well, don't you?
CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 9th 2009 2:42PM
MystileArmor made Balloonfighter99's fail worth reading haha.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 9th 2009 1:08PM
Original: "Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi told Eurogamer that cinematic auteur Uwe Boll paid to be including in the company's upcoming Postal 3."
Fixed It!: "Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi told Eurogamer that cinematic amateur Uwe Boll paid to be including in the company's upcoming Postal 3.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 9th 2009 1:47PM
no you didnt, auteur is a term for a director who creates a role for himself in his movie or something along those lines
Storm Eagle @ Jun 9th 2009 1:53PM
I hate you.
I know what it means. But he sucks. You know it. I know it. He knows it. And Bo knows it.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 9th 2009 2:10PM
i hate you too storm eagle, you and your egg spitting and diving!
Storm Eagle @ Jun 9th 2009 1:10PM
I bet the reason Justin failed all the spelling on this is because Uwe is there holding a gun to his head making him post a story about him. He DEMANDS attention!
Leroy_Octopus @ Jun 9th 2009 1:15PM
How much did he pay?
Better question: How did he get the money to pay?
captainprotonx @ Jun 9th 2009 1:21PM
If I can torch him, shoot his head, and then piss on him, I will consider this game a true masterpiece of modern code.
captainprotonx @ Jun 9th 2009 1:22PM
Nice.
Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 9th 2009 1:37PM
I always had the impression Uwe Boll movies were bad on purpose and all was some sort of scheme like in the producers... or simply money laundry.
Riley @ Jun 9th 2009 10:46PM
if by money laundry, you mean laundering, then maybe
he did get money through some German tax law loophole (that I'm pretty sure got closed)
RavenLord @ Jun 9th 2009 2:20PM
He needs to be BANNED from making any more movies period!!!
karubah @ Jun 9th 2009 2:23PM
Fatty Arbuckle jokes? What's next Justin are you going to riff on Buster Keaton?
I suggest being more timely and make Lady Gaga references in your posts.
;)
David @ Jun 9th 2009 2:24PM
One day Uwe Boll will own the world. One day.
Thunderbuck @ Jun 9th 2009 2:32PM
OMG... When I saw the headline, I thought the Postal 3 producers paid HIM to appear, not that HE paid...
That's so lame...
ArchiGamer @ Jun 9th 2009 2:56PM
Why does he still live?