Uwe Boll paid to be in Postal 3

by Justin McElroy { Jun 9th 2009 at 12:30PM }

Well, this is a new take on a celebrity guest appearance. Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi told Eurogamer that cinematic auteur Uwe Boll paid to be included in the company's upcoming Postal 3. It's doubly ironic, as we're fairly sure Postal 3 isn't ever going to come out.

But before we rush to judgment: Is it possible that Boll is trying to look better by comparison? Like you know how known super-fat guy Fatty Arbuckle used to pay a bunch of ultra-fat guys to hang around with him just so people would be like "Hey, you know, Fatty's not looking that fat."? Maybe this is like that, but with being terrible.

Tags: postal-3, running-with-scissors, uwe-boll, vince-desi

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

nukee @ Jun 9th 2009 12:34PM

Megadouche

Shagittarius @ Jun 9th 2009 12:35PM

I liked Postal 1 and Postal 2, I look forward to postal 3.

Traceur_Ryuk (PSN: Ryuk_shinigami) @ Jun 9th 2009 12:36PM

That big gap in his teeth really bothers me.

Mitsuo @ Jun 9th 2009 12:50PM

Really? because his movie directing career is what bothers me.

JAH75157 @ Jun 9th 2009 1:13PM

@ Mitsuo

actually the only think i like that he directed was the postal movie, and only then because i felt that the movie was better because it was horrible.

Manly Mcbeefington (Mr. ESC) @ Jun 9th 2009 1:37PM

Well if you have a problem with him you can always challenge him to a box match.

Ezio Auditore (Now equipped with double blades!) [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 9th 2009 12:36PM

i pity the fool.

charlie b. @ Jun 9th 2009 12:44PM

have you had enough of his jibber jabber?

DBuck_Eye @ Jun 9th 2009 12:39PM

If you're gonna put it in italics, could you at least make sure you spell it right?

Drew -- PS360: uphillbothways @ Jun 9th 2009 1:13PM

I want to know if they meant "fairly" or "fairily". Like, "If I were a fairy, then I'd be sure of this."

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 9th 2009 12:40PM

hope we get to attack him with a badger

Old Professor Zertoss @ Jun 9th 2009 12:58PM

A diseased badger trained to aim for the genitals.

NoTomorrow @ Jun 9th 2009 1:01PM

Dammit I was going to say that!

superklye @ Jun 9th 2009 1:08PM

I hope we can gouge out his eyes and then find someone in-game walking around with AIDS so they can pee AIDS into his bleeding eye sockets.

MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 1:09PM

Maybe Jared can be in the game, so he can give him aides....

Highsky @ Jun 9th 2009 2:43PM

@superklye

0_0 Dude!!................ AWESOME!!! :D

MrSpaceCowboy @ Jun 9th 2009 12:41PM

I wish I was paid as much as him to do my job poorly.

-Vexx- @ Jun 9th 2009 12:41PM

I thought we killed him.

Remember those assassins we hired?

Tim @ Jun 9th 2009 12:42PM

As long as he's the Kenny McCormick in the movie, by all means, please, yes.

MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 12:46PM

It's a game, not a movie.

zkey14 @ Jun 9th 2009 12:42PM

Uwe Boll owns.

BigD145 @ Jun 9th 2009 5:18PM

Owns up to the title of Grand Douche of Douchedom.

PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jun 9th 2009 12:42PM

LOL @ auteur

Tom18230 @ Jun 9th 2009 12:46PM

My god, learn to spell check man!

SilverFireshot @ Jun 9th 2009 4:39PM

Yeah he totally spelled amateur as auteur.

derdaim @ Jun 9th 2009 12:48PM

Uwe is my idol!

I only go the theater, when I can see a Boll production! (So, the only film I saw last year was Far Cry)

MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 12:52PM

I hope you're joking...

Leroy_Octopus @ Jun 9th 2009 1:07PM

He did a Far Cry movie? Why does he choose such obscure games?

XBL: Burritoclock PSN:Herbie Hat @ Jun 9th 2009 1:44PM

He has to be able to afford the license to make the movie.... thank god.

Hedgeson @ Jun 9th 2009 9:04PM

I liked the Far Cry game.
I don't want to know about the movie.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!

m-p{3} @ Jun 9th 2009 12:48PM

As long as he can be a victim in the game, I don't mind.

Metal Beard Solid @ Jun 9th 2009 12:57PM

Uwe Boll is my homeslice.

Balloonfighter99 @ Jun 9th 2009 1:03PM

Ladies and Gentleman,
The man with no soul
who looks like a troll
never been on a roll
and probably eats mole
Uwwwwwe Bolllllllll!!!

MystileArmor @ Jun 9th 2009 1:05PM

I bet you make home made youtube videos as well, don't you?

CTC XBL-supapaypamawio PSN-ctclaw @ Jun 9th 2009 2:42PM

MystileArmor made Balloonfighter99's fail worth reading haha.

Storm Eagle @ Jun 9th 2009 1:08PM

Original: "Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi told Eurogamer that cinematic auteur Uwe Boll paid to be including in the company's upcoming Postal 3."

Fixed It!: "Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi told Eurogamer that cinematic amateur Uwe Boll paid to be including in the company's upcoming Postal 3.