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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:23PM JayVe said

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This game is 14 types of awesome in a pie together... with whipped cream on top.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:27PM Edsabre said

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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:42PM MowDownJoe said

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No... it's 14 types of awesome in a cake with a naked chick waiting to burst out of the cake.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:53PM Lambrick said

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but the chick's not naked until she summons a gigantic dragon-head to devour the angel siege commander that's holding the knife for the cake.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:24PM Nier said

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The opening paragraph might have been the best paragraph I've ever read in my entire life. Kudos, Ludwig.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:59PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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Possibly the greatest sentence to ever be posted on Joystiq. Courtesy of The African Prince.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:28PM Roto13 said

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Caaaan't waaaait.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:29PM s ls said

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Tina Fey has her own video game!?

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:43PM (Unverified) said

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That's the issue I have had with it as well, she really does look like either sarah palin or some librarian.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:05PM Shmil said

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You say that as if it was a bad thing.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:08PM s ls said

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nah I love Tina Fey on 30 rock as Liz Lemon
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 11:26AM aristokrat said

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Ah, so that explains the Aurora Borealis! Palin's fighting some angel demon thingies and shit's exploding everywhere.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:32PM (Unverified) said

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Whatever the hell I just watched, it made the plot of the movie for Revolutionary Girl Utena look more linear and logical.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:37PM Cerpin Taxt said

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Bayonetta's character design is the only thing I don't like here, oddly enough. She's too old librarian-shaped and should get some proper clothing.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:56PM (Unverified) said

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Don't think it's odd, I'm with you. The game looks fast-paced and fun, but the whole 'sexy librarian' thing is just so repulsing to me that I probably won't get the game because of it. It's just too distracting and unappealing to ignore, particularly in a third-person action game where have the fun is watching your character pull of all sorts of awesome.
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 12:07AM WiredKnight said

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Since when does wearing glasses make you a librarian? That must be the only thing tipping you guys off, because I've seen real librarians, they don't have bodies like that. Well, most of them don't.
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 2:00AM (Unverified) said

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She's a witch, a profession which no doubt requires some sort of post-graduate education to master so thoroughly as to be able to wear one's own hair as a jumpsuit. Therefore, the glasses are used to convey her identity as an academic. As for the physique, I am lead to believe that practicing the dark arts is similar to being on the Subway diet.
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 2:10AM (Unverified) said

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My girlfriend really really wants to play this game. :D

Sexism is a serious issue, and I think this game is so completely unserious and so aware of how completely absurd it is that it's not all that sexist.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:39PM (Unverified) said

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Up till now, nothing has really impressed me about it, but ludwig you have intrigued me with your description. It sounds like its fun, which can only be a good thing

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:47PM David Black said

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Sounds like a Hank Williams Jr song

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:53PM (Unverified) said

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looks absolutely repulsive. they really need to start making more mature games.

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 10:58PM Hedgeson said

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Rated M for mature.
Your point?
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 10:53PM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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Totally unoriginal Ludwig. That first paragraph (sentence?) was just a description of an average day for Justin McElroy.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:11PM (Unverified) said

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or Michael Bay.
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 12:57AM RANDOM G Joystiq Troll Slayer said

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or Random G for that matter.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:03PM PENISCRUSHER said

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If I get to control Sarah Palin and pwn monsters then its automatically epic win!

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:06PM Dopple Boppler said

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My only problem is that this game does not pass the pantsless test.

When the evening rolls around, it's pants off time, no exceptions. So naturally, most game playing gets done during these heavenly hours. However, pants off time is purely for comfort, nothing naughty, and that purpose might be misunderstood if other people were to walk in on me pantsless while playing a game like this. And if it comes down to missing out on a game or looking like a pantsless creeper, I'm going to sadly have to choose the former.

Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:40PM (Unverified) said

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you play games nude and you worry that some one mite se you play this game??
what about animal crossing or the new GTA DLC
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 12:40AM Dopple Boppler said

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Nude? Good heavens no, I said pantsless. That means on top of a shirt there is also underwear to be had, you old scoundrel you.

Believe you me, nudity doesn't work in as nearly as many situations as some might have you believe; I've been working on the perfect clothing to comfort level ratio for years, and it's only been recently that I've discovered that no pants is the way to go.

As for Animal Crossing, I didn't know it was possible to play that game while wearing pants.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:32PM Anticrawl said

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It's not boot guns. It's gunshoes. GUN SHOES! GET IT RIGHT!


AHAHAHAHA GUN SHOES *Strokes out drooling*

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 12:11AM themisanthrope said

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the character design is so god awful.. I must pass on that alone. I cant stare at something so strange looking for an extended period of time.

The design just looks so strange.... her head is too small for her body.. and her body is so elongated.. she has the hips of a 40 year old... and the hair all up in a pointy princess hat style is not nice looking either...

then the glasses.. wtf?

and a pistol on the heel of her boot?

This is a devil may cry trying WAY too hard.. with a strange looking female as the star.

Pass.

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 12:45AM Windmill said

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Damnit. I was praising this game earlier as a step in the right direction for sexism because she was wearing clothes.

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 4:08AM Deadpool said

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What the heck did I just watch? Did I just have another acid trip? What happening to me! MY BRAIN!! There's AWESOMENESS EVERYWHERE!! O_O

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 5:35AM (Unverified) said

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+1 on that, Its like devil may cry on crack!
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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 8:01AM Betogalado said

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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 8:37AM (Unverified) said

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Im gonna wait outside gamestop the day they get the shipment for this game. Imma take my copy right from the postman, and then steal his van to drive home and play this.

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 9:39AM Mayor West said

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If any game needed a screen grab feature... this would be it. That chick is super hot. I would be taking naked pics of her all day. When is this coming out?

Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:57AM PARANOID365 said

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I so totally agree with you man, because this chick is Smokin Hot, and anyone who says otherwise obviously prefers dick & or is a Lester; you choose!!

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Posted: Jun 12th 2009 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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can someone please PAY this man for that opening paragraph? the most HILARIOUS thing i've read this year!hands down.

and nice game too.

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 1:26PM FredMC said

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So is there a nip slip or what?

Posted: Jun 12th 2009 5:03PM captplut9465 said

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Sorry to be cliched, but what drugs are the developers on?

Funny open paragraph.

Posted: Jun 17th 2009 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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so she has a daughter? didn't expect that from a game with a woman who wears her own hair and delivers that kind of message, my thoughts have changed........still gonna get it though!

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