Hands-on: Bayonetta
Gallery: Bayonetta
Describing Bayonetta as "over-the-top" doesn't quite capture its peculiar, extravagant insanity. This is the game where giant torture racks and disembodied fists can be summoned mid-attack, where a sultry string bean can suplex a dragon and laugh off the effects of gravity. Director Hideki Kamiya is definitely back to his Devil May Cry ways, but this time he embraces adrenaline-fueled absurdity like it's a long-lost friend, just recently escaped from some mental asylum.
If there's one thing that suffers the most from the visual overload, it's the camera, which seems to have a hard time keeping an eye on things -- never mind all the combo meters, health bars and flashes of enthusiastic text vying for your attention. To be fair, though, there's a hell of a lot going on. Bayonetta possesses a very robust set of attacks and combos, from ranged gun-boot flurries to multi-stage melee beatdowns. There's a great reward for well-timed dodging, too, in the form of "Witch Time." Leaping out of the way (improbably, this works even when you're airborne) will briefly slow down time and allow you to effectively retaliate against the bizarro enemies.
The controls feel fast and fluid, right on par with the likes of Ninja Gaiden. An interesting -- and even unexpected -- difference between Bayonetta and Team Ninja's hardcore kill-'em-up is the barrier of entry. Bayonetta's a tough game, don't misunderstand, but it seems to do a much better job of teaching you how to play. Attacks are illustrated with their corresponding buttons on-screen and our first few minutes with the game were accompanied by a surprisingly sensible and (gasp!) nice tutorial. You can even run about and learn some combos while the next area loads.
The action feels good, but Bayonetta really shines when it comes to the gorgeous environments. Graphically splendid, yes, but equally arresting from an art standpoint. It ties into the game's balmy approach to telling an inevitably ridiculous story, which, as far as we could tell, boils down to a scantily clad Mary Poppins waging war on other super-powered vixens ... or something. When you stack the plates this high, one insane action set piece on top of the next, it doesn't really matter, just as long as the whole thing doesn't come crashing down.
Provided Bayonetta reins in its camera and keeps putting on an unhinged show, it'll be easy to recommend to action fans. Putting aside the silliness, it also remains to be seen how well Bayonetta, the character, can avoid controversy and dogged accusations of in-your-face sexism and exploitation. Her clothes, um, do disappear quite a lot.







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JayVe @ Jun 11th 2009 10:23PM
This game is 14 types of awesome in a pie together... with whipped cream on top.
DeluvianKing @ Jun 11th 2009 10:27PM
I couldn't have said it better myself.
MowDownJoe @ Jun 11th 2009 10:42PM
No... it's 14 types of awesome in a cake with a naked chick waiting to burst out of the cake.
Lambrick @ Jun 11th 2009 11:53PM
but the chick's not naked until she summons a gigantic dragon-head to devour the angel siege commander that's holding the knife for the cake.
Rein @ Jun 11th 2009 10:24PM
The opening paragraph might have been the best paragraph I've ever read in my entire life. Kudos, Ludwig.
Random G @ Jun 11th 2009 10:59PM
Possibly the greatest sentence to ever be posted on Joystiq. Courtesy of The African Prince.
Roto13 @ Jun 11th 2009 10:28PM
Caaaan't waaaait.
InFaMoUs1- @ Jun 11th 2009 10:29PM
Tina Fey has her own video game!?
sc00by_y00 @ Jun 11th 2009 10:43PM
That's the issue I have had with it as well, she really does look like either sarah palin or some librarian.
Shmil @ Jun 11th 2009 11:05PM
You say that as if it was a bad thing.
InFaMoUs1- @ Jun 11th 2009 11:08PM
nah I love Tina Fey on 30 rock as Liz Lemon
sonicspike41 @ Jun 12th 2009 8:29AM
http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bayonetta-spalin-are-the-same1.jpg
aristokrat @ Jun 12th 2009 11:26AM
Ah, so that explains the Aurora Borealis! Palin's fighting some angel demon thingies and shit's exploding everywhere.
mds @ Jun 11th 2009 10:32PM
Whatever the hell I just watched, it made the plot of the movie for Revolutionary Girl Utena look more linear and logical.
Cerpin Taxt @ Jun 11th 2009 10:37PM
Bayonetta's character design is the only thing I don't like here, oddly enough. She's too old librarian-shaped and should get some proper clothing.
JonEthan @ Jun 11th 2009 10:56PM
Don't think it's odd, I'm with you. The game looks fast-paced and fun, but the whole 'sexy librarian' thing is just so repulsing to me that I probably won't get the game because of it. It's just too distracting and unappealing to ignore, particularly in a third-person action game where have the fun is watching your character pull of all sorts of awesome.
WiredKnight @ Jun 12th 2009 12:07AM
Since when does wearing glasses make you a librarian? That must be the only thing tipping you guys off, because I've seen real librarians, they don't have bodies like that. Well, most of them don't.
Clutch_beast @ Jun 12th 2009 2:00AM
She's a witch, a profession which no doubt requires some sort of post-graduate education to master so thoroughly as to be able to wear one's own hair as a jumpsuit. Therefore, the glasses are used to convey her identity as an academic. As for the physique, I am lead to believe that practicing the dark arts is similar to being on the Subway diet.
Uncontrol @ Jun 12th 2009 2:10AM
My girlfriend really really wants to play this game. :D
Sexism is a serious issue, and I think this game is so completely unserious and so aware of how completely absurd it is that it's not all that sexist.
sc00by_y00 @ Jun 11th 2009 10:39PM
Up till now, nothing has really impressed me about it, but ludwig you have intrigued me with your description. It sounds like its fun, which can only be a good thing
David Black @ Jun 11th 2009 10:47PM
Sounds like a Hank Williams Jr song
mynamelouie @ Jun 11th 2009 10:53PM
looks absolutely repulsive. they really need to start making more mature games.
Hedgeson @ Jun 12th 2009 10:58PM
Rated M for mature.
Your point?
Random G @ Jun 11th 2009 10:53PM
Totally unoriginal Ludwig. That first paragraph (sentence?) was just a description of an average day for Justin McElroy.
Malascythe @ Jun 11th 2009 11:11PM
or Michael Bay.
Random G @ Jun 12th 2009 12:57AM
or Random G for that matter.
ILIKEFREESTUFF @ Jun 11th 2009 11:03PM
If I get to control Sarah Palin and pwn monsters then its automatically epic win!
Dopple Boppler @ Jun 11th 2009 11:06PM
My only problem is that this game does not pass the pantsless test.
When the evening rolls around, it's pants off time, no exceptions. So naturally, most game playing gets done during these heavenly hours. However, pants off time is purely for comfort, nothing naughty, and that purpose might be misunderstood if other people were to walk in on me pantsless while playing a game like this. And if it comes down to missing out on a game or looking like a pantsless creeper, I'm going to sadly have to choose the former.
OLDMIKE @ Jun 11th 2009 11:40PM
you play games nude and you worry that some one mite se you play this game??
what about animal crossing or the new GTA DLC
Dopple Boppler @ Jun 12th 2009 12:40AM
Nude? Good heavens no, I said pantsless. That means on top of a shirt there is also underwear to be had, you old scoundrel you.
Believe you me, nudity doesn't work in as nearly as many situations as some might have you believe; I've been working on the perfect clothing to comfort level ratio for years, and it's only been recently that I've discovered that no pants is the way to go.
As for Animal Crossing, I didn't know it was possible to play that game while wearing pants.
Anticrawl @ Jun 11th 2009 11:32PM
It's not boot guns. It's gunshoes. GUN SHOES! GET IT RIGHT!
AHAHAHAHA GUN SHOES *Strokes out drooling*
maskedrose @ Jun 12th 2009 12:11AM
the character design is so god awful.. I must pass on that alone. I cant stare at something so strange looking for an extended period of time.
The design just looks so strange.... her head is too small for her body.. and her body is so elongated.. she has the hips of a 40 year old... and the hair all up in a pointy princess hat style is not nice looking either...
then the glasses.. wtf?
and a pistol on the heel of her boot?
This is a devil may cry trying WAY too hard.. with a strange looking female as the star.
Pass.
Windmill @ Jun 12th 2009 12:45AM
Damnit. I was praising this game earlier as a step in the right direction for sexism because she was wearing clothes.
Deadpool @ Jun 12th 2009 4:08AM
What the heck did I just watch? Did I just have another acid trip? What happening to me! MY BRAIN!! There's AWESOMENESS EVERYWHERE!! O_O
Nozzinja @ Jun 12th 2009 5:35AM
+1 on that, Its like devil may cry on crack!
Roberto @ Jun 12th 2009 8:01AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo
KingOfHearts @ Jun 12th 2009 8:37AM
Im gonna wait outside gamestop the day they get the shipment for this game. Imma take my copy right from the postman, and then steal his van to drive home and play this.
Kdiggy @ Jun 12th 2009 9:39AM
If any game needed a screen grab feature... this would be it. That chick is super hot. I would be taking naked pics of her all day. When is this coming out?
PARANOID365 @ Jun 13th 2009 3:57AM
I so totally agree with you man, because this chick is Smokin Hot, and anyone who says otherwise obviously prefers dick & or is a Lester; you choose!!
freaksho @ Jun 12th 2009 2:59PM
can someone please PAY this man for that opening paragraph? the most HILARIOUS thing i've read this year!hands down.
and nice game too.
Alex @ Jun 12th 2009 1:26PM
So is there a nip slip or what?
Metoo @ Jun 12th 2009 5:03PM
Sorry to be cliched, but what drugs are the developers on?
Funny open paragraph.
kappanns911 @ Jun 17th 2009 1:08AM
so she has a daughter? didn't expect that from a game with a woman who wears her own hair and delivers that kind of message, my thoughts have changed........still gonna get it though!