Joyswag: Rare Alan Wake goodies from E3 [update]

by Dustin Burg { Jun 11th 2009 at 12:00AM }

Update: Congratulations to Joyswag winner heyo007! Sweet dreams ...

After emptying our pockets post-E3, we came across some nifty Alan Wake swag that was tucked away in the side pockets of our carpenter jeans. And, in Joystiq tradition, we're giving it all away to one lucky reader.

Up for grabs is an exclusive (and quite rare) Alan Wake E3 faceplate that's numbered 477 out of 500 and an attractive Alan Wake t-shirt (sized XL, of course). If you think about it, the swag pairing makes logical sense: the faceplate covers your Xbox 360 and the tee covers your buff, naked self.

To enter, leave a comment telling us about your most recent nightmare.
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec).
Limit 1 entry per person.
This entry period ends at 11:59 pm ET on Thursday, June 11.
At that time, we'll randomly select 1 winner to receive a Alan Wake E3 faceplate and t-shirt (ARV: $50). Please check your email!
For a list of complete rules, click here

Tags: alan-wake, e3-2009, joyswag

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 16)

JoeyDo @ Jun 11th 2009 12:05AM

we are going on vacation soon so my nightmare was about ourplane going down. Its not much but its a scary possibility.

maveric101 @ Jun 11th 2009 9:46PM

flying is much safer than driving. i'm sure you know this, but the danger is perceived because it's always shown on TV whenever it happens. i don't remember the numbers but you could fly every second of your life and the chance of even a minor incident is exceptionally low.

anyway, i have a hard time remembering my dreams/nightmares. i had one recently where i was basically Dexter Morgan, hiding/running away when people were after me. not a traditional nightmare but it was pretty freaky.

Shmil @ Jun 11th 2009 12:04AM

A giant eagle is outside my house looking in every window at me and I'm freaked the hell out.

Latin_Trident @ Jun 11th 2009 12:57AM

I've had a nightmare where I was a giant eagle looking into a cage where a fat man was sweating and dancing from room to room. He danced like a serpent.

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 11th 2009 12:59AM

I had a nightmare about a man made out of sliced onions, only he was in claymation, just sitting there watching TV and eating chips on my couch and watching TV, while I was cowering in absolute fear in the other corner of the couch, and for some reason I was Montana Max from tiny toons

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 11th 2009 1:05AM

but that was like 12 years ago so i guess that doesnt count. Last week I was an ODST and I dropped out of the pillar of autumn onto Halo, and when I got out of my drop pod there was an entirely new type of flood, actually it looks like the daigon (?) from the Halo 2 collectors edition deleted stuff, and it ripped my right in half

Sly [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 11th 2009 1:05AM

wayne, you should go see a shrink...

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 11th 2009 1:09AM

last time I went to Dr. Strange he tried to sell my secret identity to gotham's underground!

Adriaan @ Jun 11th 2009 4:36AM

I had a nightmare that Duke Nukem Forever actually released!

...Wait.

Christ-ian @ Jun 11th 2009 7:58AM

Lost my nose.... M.Jackson style.

erx3 @ Jun 11th 2009 2:10PM

I had a nightmare that I beat up Chuck Norris. The fact that its impossible is what's scary.

Danzaiver @ Jun 11th 2009 3:12PM

In my dreams I was a cop working for the NYPD.

One day I went home and I found the dead body of my wife and my baby girl.
12 years after that incident I was send to Brazil. I was bald, had a horrible beard, and looked like a psycho dad.
My years of being a hard boiled cop and his noirs adventures were over.

s brar @ Jun 11th 2009 12:05AM

Man last night I had a nightmare I was being chased by a zombie like in left 4 dead but then I rolled them with my shotty!

Covarr @ Jun 11th 2009 12:05AM

I dreamed that I left the second comment on a blog post.

PhydeWice @ Jun 11th 2009 12:06AM

In January, I woke up crying from a nightmare where the woman I love was killed in a car wreck.

JXCgunrunna @ Jun 11th 2009 12:06AM

I had a nightmare that i didnt get this swag...it was horrible

Sega Uranus @ Jun 11th 2009 12:06AM

My last nightmare was where Vectorman and Ristar were on their way to the auditions for Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing and how they had a crazy taxi ride on the way there, but the guy driving was Iwata of Nintendo fame (who is actually a Snatcher), and he shot them both in the face and dumped the car into a lake, but hitting Ryo and Orta on the way and the taxi landed on Ecco under the water. Iwata then dressed up like Silver the Hedgehog and went into the SEGA Europe building...

Wiizer @ Jun 11th 2009 12:07AM

I had a nightmare that this game actually started a franchise that took over the world, and I was first in line.

Taco_Hell @ Jun 11th 2009 12:07AM

My dream was that Mass Effect 2 was just around the corner...but then it got delayed 2 years.

Brazell @ Jun 11th 2009 12:07AM

may as well.

Vandalus @ Jun 11th 2009 12:07AM

Showing up to take the bar exam, but I forgot my computer and I couldn't get in the door. It's 6+ weeks away and I am way stressed already...

MED @ Jun 11th 2009 12:07AM

I haven't had a nightmare that I could remember in a long time. so ya.

plft @ Jun 11th 2009 12:08AM

I can't remember the last one I had.

CH3BURASHKA @ Jun 11th 2009 12:08AM

I was walking down the streets of Seattle. I turned a corner, and on the far side of the street, I saw a shadowy figure. It was wearing a trenchcoat and due to the heavy fog, I couldn't make out whoever it was. I squinted and shouted, "Hello?". The figure turned first its head, and then its body to face me. It slowly marched towards me. A tingling feeling crept up my spine, but I decided not to act upon my instincts and to first see the creature. As it approached me, I could make out its face, and to my surprise, it was the face of Professor Farnsworth of Futurama. Incredulously, I asked, "Professor Farnsworth, is that you?!". He replied, "Good news, everyone! No!". At that, he took off the mask I mistakenly thought was his face and revealed the mug of Justin McElroy. As I opened my mouth to scream, he opened his own until it was my size and swallowed me whole.

To all Joystiq Readers: Back the f**k off. This one is mine.

Sly [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 11th 2009 12:40AM

I was walking down the streets of Seattle. I turned a corner, and on the far side of the street, I saw a shadowy figure. It was wearing a trenchcoat and due to the heavy fog, I couldn't make out whoever it was. I squinted and shouted, "Hello?". The figure turned first its head, and then its body to face me. It slowly marched towards me. A tingling feeling crept up my spine, but I decided not to act upon my instincts and to first see the creature. As it approached me, I could make out its face, and to my surprise, it was the face of Professor Farnsworth of Futurama. Incredulously, I asked, "Professor Farnsworth, is that you?!". He replied, "Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air."

I screamed and ran.

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 11th 2009 1:13AM

give it to this man

Sly [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 11th 2009 1:24AM

which one? me or CH3BURASHKA?

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 11th 2009 1:28AM

CH3BYRASHKA

Sgt_Quackers @ Jun 11th 2009 12:09AM

A large evil tree chasing a train and i was trying to stop it from the car that i was following it in. We were driving next to the tracks on a road doing whatever we could think of to stop this tree.

fabian @ Jun 11th 2009 12:09AM

last night i dreamt i was justin...
I know, i know, scary stuff.

OMGOMG @ Jun 11th 2009 12:09AM

I dreamed my 36o HDD broke, ruining all my saved games. Except its real.

I DeX I @ Jun 11th 2009 12:10AM

My latest nightmare involved GIANT ANTS crawling up my naked body!!!

dmitry @ Jun 11th 2009 12:10AM

It was weird.. for some reason I was sentenced to life in prison. If you think about it.. it would really suck having to spend the rest of your life in prison.

sjs2626 @ Jun 11th 2009 12:11AM

I was reading kotaku!

Sly [PSN SniperChameleon] @ Jun 11th 2009 12:52AM

zing!

The Dark Wayne @ Jun 11th 2009 1:16AM

THE HORROR!

FJ 2036 @ Jun 11th 2009 12:11AM

When I was a kid I used to have something called " night fright " and I would just wake up randomly screaming at the top of my lungs and my parents would rush in and wake me up. It finally stopped when I was about 12 and last week it happened again for the time in YEARS. My parents had to wake me up ( im home for the summer from college ) .... and the scary part to me is, i have not ONCE remembered the dream that makes me so scared.

Ryan @ Jun 11th 2009 12:11AM

i had a dream that I won something from joystiq but when i woke up i realized that I've never won anything from joystiq

Timett @ Jun 11th 2009 12:12AM

I had a nightmarish dream recently that my Dad was helping me with some work on my new house and he cut off two of his fingers with a power saw and while I was rushing him to the hospital he was yelling at me about how I was driving.

It was a lot more scary in the dream than it sounds.

Jeremy White @ Jun 11th 2009 12:12AM

Lately, I've been playing so much Fallout 3 that I actually dreamed I was in the post-apocalyptic world - VATS and all.

It was strange because all my friends were there too and were acting like it was no big deal, and I kept trying to explain to them what had happened and how to survive out there in the Wasteland.

Yes, I am slightly addicted to Fallout 3.

InFaMoUs1- @ Jun 11th 2009 12:13AM

I died.. The End

PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jun 11th 2009 12:13AM

dreamed that my body was contorting in different positions while i was trying to show the bottom of my shoe.

VENOM @ Jun 11th 2009 12:13AM

Falling off the edge of the world.

joemoemino @ Jun 11th 2009 12:19AM

I had a nightmare I was wearing pants.

It was horrible.

SecretAgentHam @ Jun 11th 2009 12:14AM

waking up to broken systems... thats my worst nightmare.

Bryan @ Jun 11th 2009 12:15AM

My ex-girlfriend was ripping my lips off. She had force-fed me painkillers so that I don't pass out from the pain, allowing me to be conscious through it all. I woke up and felt my lips, laughed and went back to sleep. I never could look at her the same.