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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:49AM Mogwai 279 said

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I hope they use it for more than just party games.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:55AM MarkezJM said

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It'll just be Oblivion with gu-- er, walking.

And, um, slap fights.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:57AM Mogwai 279 said

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If I can bitch slap someone in Mass Effect I will be happy.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:04PM WackyCoffee said

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In honesty, I'm more interested in the non-gaming applications it will have... like voice commands for the NXE (ex. launching video chat by saving a Gamertags assigned name)... facial recognition (ex. auto logging into NXE with the correct profile by just walking in front of the camera)... and minority report style controls (moving you hands to navigate a version of the NXE tailored for Natal)
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:07PM MarkezJM said

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lol Matt, would be great to slap Conrad Verner!
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:11PM Mogwai 279 said

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The bitch slapping possibilities are endless. In all seriousness I hope developers create something that is innovative or at least it would be used in their game some how.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:12PM MystileArmor said

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Better yet, if you get to slap some of that blue alien booty in ME2.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:40PM Blackmagic1o0 said

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lmao slap some blue alien booty hahahhahhhah
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:09PM brad77 said

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"Also actually I don't sit with a thesaurus and I am the definition by local and etymology form, of maturity, as I've made myself certain that I fit the term."

"You used the term intelligent wrong btw, as well as logic... but I can assure you I am both by definition."

I keep rereading those sentences. Thanks for brightening my day Velsar. I love the internets.

Don't think too hard about it or blood will shoot out your nose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lak-5I6jdhQ
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:12PM brad77 said

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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:35PM Saria the Cat said

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@Badboy: Yeah, that's what got me most realistically excited, the NXE browsing. That can't be terribly hard to implement, and soon. But then again, I wonder if the menu-scrolling fanciness will be enough to offset the price of said fanciness. :(
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 5:44PM Ben Forbes said

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Why does everything end up reverting to religion?

I play Godwin's Law. It's inevitable.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:51AM noxmad said

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Looks like they introduced new activities for Guantanamo bay detainees
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:53AM (Unverified) said

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Nah, I think the immature teenage soldiers smiling and taking pictures of detainees while they are made naked and forced to cram or lie around other men in strange postures and positions is probably the main thing that will still be done until those soldiers are convicted and sentenced to prison by military tribunal (as is happening already).
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:55AM MystileArmor said

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Go hug a tree, Velsar. You have no sense of humor.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 11:56AM MarkezJM said

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OR DO YOU MEAN THE TERRORISTS THAT DEMOCRATS ARE IMPORTING HERE? Sorry, sorry, I watched a little much political commentary the last few evenings and there are some brainless & dangerous elected morons actually saying that.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:06PM nandokun said

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My guess is that they wore the jump suites the help the camera detect them better.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:07PM (Unverified) said

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I find it humorous that whenever I make a logical post that is 100% true it gets downvoted, but if I make a humorous idiotic one it doesn't... this must mean that downvoting isn't that the post is bad simply that the immature people don't like it, so downvoted posts are mainly good, upvoted ones are bad... that's a strange way to do things in my opinion.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:10PM MystileArmor said

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No one gives a shit about your political views, this is a video game blog. I don't care about what happens in Guantanamo bay, I don't care about evil turkey corporations and I don't give a shit about organic granola bars.

To quote the ever so awesome Cartman: "Screw you, you fuckin' hippy"

Oh and stop upvoting yourself, you douche.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:14PM MarkezJM said

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Not to be an ass, but I think the only people that upvote themselves are the ones that comment that people upvote themselves. I could care less about it. Velsar isn't the special case here, but I always downvote anyone that signs off with a signature, or a website.

And he doesn't sign off with -cere anymore, so I can't honestly remember the last time I downvoted him. Guy knows I'm not a huge fan of his opinions, but I don't downvote him for it anymore.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:16PM Shmil said

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The thing is Velsar, we don't like you. You pretend to act all "logical and mature" but what you lack is actual maturity and modesty. You are a braggart and I'm pretty sure you sit there with a thesaurus when you compose your diatribes that read like a kindergardener's first sentence. If you were half as "mature" as you claim to be you wouldn't even be posting on the web.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:20PM MystileArmor said

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I don't upvote myself, cause I'm curious about where my opinion fits in. We all know I've had my fair share of downvotes...
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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Velsar, heres the thing. Noxmad made a joke that was FUNNY. Then you came along and ruined it for everyone by being a jackass.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:23PM shibbyo said

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@MystileArmor You are aware that South Park is satire, correct?
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:28PM MystileArmor said

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I had no clue, Michael... I thought it was a space-opera?
ugh...
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:31PM PedoJokerBear said

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you guys are mean.

www.pedojokerbear.com

-PJB-
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:50PM (Unverified) said

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No, I was REALISTIC....

I watched a show about that place yesterday... so ehh, I decided to post what I thought.

Also actually I don't sit with a thesaurus and I am the definition by local and etymology form, of maturity, as I've made myself certain that I fit the term. I'm not a braggart and my posts are logical and 100% true, else I won't post them, unless of course it's an opinionated discussion I get into, which is rare.

What's wrong with being polite and signing?

I haven't upvoted myself yet today... but I will now.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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OH NOES! I HEAR THEY CAN WALK THRU WALLS AND KILL MY FAMILY WHILST THEY SLUMBER!
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 12:55PM Anticrawl said

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Shhh Velsar, eat your salad.

http://www.joystiqreadersaremorons.com/

- AC
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:05PM MarkezJM said

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BAH!

I became cognizant only too late that others here were lampooning me in jest! Not with PJB did I realize, but with AC!

CONFOUND IT ALL Heretofore I will opt to enact an injurious selection on myself with the minus button!

-MZ
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:15PM MosquitoControl said

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Velsar, the logical and mature individual would realize that Joystiq isn't the place for such commentary.

You, at the very least, lack any form of logic if you can't understand that. There are plenty of other places on the internet, some of which are video game oriented, where that kind of biased commentary, correctly or incorrectly biased, would belong.

You lack logic, and likely intelligence, if you fail to realize that.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:40PM (Unverified) said

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Or perhaps because I'm here already I decided to post here... it's not like I'm looking for intelligent responses to my statements, I don't want immature ones but I expect them, I'd be pleasant surprised if I got an intelligent and mature response however.

No, I simply post because it takes no time away from me and doesn't really bother me, and because I like to state what I think.

I always find it humorous to see idiots being immature.

You used the term intelligent wrong btw, as well as logic... but I can assure you I am both by definition.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:47PM MystileArmor said

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Jezus, out of all the assholes, you must be the dumbest one.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT SELF-JUSTIFICATIONS OF YOUR INITIAL POST.

Point is you don't have a sense of humor! Do us all a favor, next time there is a thunderstorm, stand on the roof of the highest building you can find with a giant metal pole.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:54PM (Unverified) said

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Did you know that internet bylaws actually prohibit conversations that talk positively of suicide or encourage others to do them? Many websites have been taken down for doing such things...

You've just committed a crime...

BTW, telling someone to kill themselves would damn you to Hell as well...

And I care, that's someone.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:58PM MystileArmor said

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Never said you should kill yourself, just giving you an idea to do on a rainy afternoon.
Oh you can shove the whole "hell" comment up your ass, you pretentious prick.

You're the kind of person that gives people of all different religions a bad name.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 1:59PM rTwelve said

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down down down

post gonna fall down

back back back

back to on-topic
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:05PM Baalzak said

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"Internet bylaws"! Ha! You're funny.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:08PM Marius said

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Veslar STFU the joke was funny but your comments have no place here
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:26PM (Unverified) said

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REPOST:

Actually Mr.ESC I did provide a very good reason regarding military advancement, but you should go and re-read it.

Immaturity doesn't phase me, thank you for the humor granted by the idiocy in your posts.

Mmm
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 2:30PM Shmil said

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Your pretentiousness makes you very immature Velsar.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 3:01PM Anticrawl said

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@Velsar

Several big fancy words in the context of an overly written paragraph.

Take that kind sir.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 3:18PM Shmil said

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Mr ESC, you rock. That is all.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 3:29PM Shmil said

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Meh people can still understand what you're saying. I just figured that English wasn't your first language like some of the other joystiqers.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 3:38PM (Unverified) said

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Mr. Esc your idiocy is humorous but it's also quite pathetic.

Instead of actually searching for the real response I made, you just decide to insult me and throw what I stated to you back at me but in a very immature and idiotic manner, simply to enlarge your "e-peen" I believe the phrase is.

In any case your immaturity doesn't really do anything, you're wrong about how I appear, unless the majority of people who have complimented me on my looks are all wrong or blind, which is not the case, and of course you have used numerous words in an improper and incorrect manner which refers to your own intelligence and capabilities, not my own.

In no way do I call you stupid or dumb, as you do indeed possess an abundance of knowledge, sadly it is improperly used, and either incorrectly used or simply misstated most of the time.

You can't really use the term Blasphemous if you're not in a religious manner, as that would be a form of hypocrisy... just an FYI, and we all know that you have been damned to hell beyond belief.

Also farther up it was stated I make religious people look bad...

How so?

I don't use vulgarities in improper manner, I am a virgin until marriage as intended by the bible, I have not interacted in pre-marital interactions, I ask for forgiveness every night in the proper context and also ask for the forgiveness of those that have wronged or slighted me, and of course I act in a mature and intelligent way by both definition and etymology... despite your opinion of me or what I do, you can't deny these things less you deny the definitions of the terms themselves.... as such I don't make religions look bad, as I follow the rules.

In no way am I perfect, as Humanity is as far from perfection as one could ever get, but I do strive to better myself as we are taught and intended. Indeed judgment with qualification and improper demeaning or insulting is looked down upon and I do not partake of such things.

Thank you, and I await my inevitable downvotes... which don't really phase me as from my experience people try to find out what was typed in the sections that they can't read due to being blurred out... they don't avoid it, at least by the majority.

More humor... please.

- Cere.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 4:18PM Shmil said

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As an atheist I find it very offensive that you're telling people that they've been damned to hell. I figured a nice mature boy like you wouldn't say such crude things. But go ahead and tell us how you're sure to get into heaven because you're a perfect christian and eat your jeesits and wine weekly.
You may be educated but you're still an idiot.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 4:35PM (Unverified) said

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By law I respect your ability to choose religion, but by being an Athiest you insult God by saying that his gift obviously isn't worth enough to believe in him... in any case it's quite ignorant of you but we won't go into that.

Idiot means to hurt and insult others without care for their reaction, you are an idiot in regards to your behavior towards religion and its origin... and that's insulting.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 4:38PM Duke said

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So everyone else is immature and an idiot? One weird constant around here is the need to tell everyone else they're idiots. You do know that when you say that it discounts anything valid you could say later on right?
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 4:43PM Shmil said

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I didn't realize that idiot was a verb.
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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Actually immature is the word going around... and no it doesn't discount anything I said (aside from your opinions of what I stated) as long as the words are used properly, and it seems to be a trend for me to use words properly and by definition and etymology as opposed to all the slang and vulgar definitions everyone else comes up with...

Hey let's make HELLO an insult... essentially similar.

More idiotic humor please...
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Posted: Jun 11th 2009 4:51PM Shmil said

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I could go on a huge long rant about why Christianity is just a silly myth but really you've drunk too much of the Jesus Blood to have your mind changed by logic and reason. I don't know what version of Christianity you worship but after reading some of your past posts you're either an evangelist or a mormon. When I did go to church every sunday and studied the old testament and new testament at school I'm pretty sure somewhere in there was a clause about not being an ass to others. I don't think your god looks to kindly on assholes who lie. Just remember its easier to fuck up and go to hell than to do everything right and get into heaven.
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