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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:37AM DBuckEye said

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But do you get to pile-drive Peach into an electric fence?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:39AM Typicalgamer said

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i've always wanted to assassinate someone while playing soccer.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 1:54PM Sly C said

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didn't the assassin's creed people JUST say that the other ubisoft characters wouldn't be crossing over with the AC universe?

anyways, this game looks like a great fan service game.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 1:15AM Unit076 said

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@Manly: Play Saints Row 2, then.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:39AM (Unverified) said

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I'm pretty sure horse racing is the sport of kings. I may be wrong.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:55PM CA said

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Right you are! Something Dan Rydell would never remember.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:45AM RupeeClock said

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Ubisoft, I'm ashamed!
There's a dire lack of horses and fashion designers on your team!
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:46AM Triscuit said

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Is it just me, or are more and more grammatical errors popping up in joystiq's stories? During E3 I passed it off as lack of sleep, but this article seemed to be riddled with little things.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:52AM (Unverified) said

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So...
Ubi Soccer Slam?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:57AM Bowser Rogozhin said

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"Gameplay itself is simple: move around with the thumbstick on the nunchuck and the A button passes and the B button shoots. You'll do a bit of aiming with the B button when you're trying to nail a goal, and while you're on defense the A button provides you with a tackle. Dribbling itself it automatic, and the controls are definitely kid-friendly. FIFA lovers will find them far too simplistic, but casual Wii players will enjoy it."

That sounds like just about every football game I've ever played, and the comment about Fifa players finding the controls too simplistic was rather delicious. You know, Fifa being real complex and all...

This game sums up what's gone wrong with Ubisoft this generation. Yet, I lack the vocabulary to even give voice to my disappointment. This is just wrong, plain wrong. And it looks like Sam Fisher has a broken neck. And that kid has the most retarded face I've ever seen, a real Clay Fighter reject. It's just wrong.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:03PM Bowser Rogozhin said

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What the shit did they do to Pele?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 1:05PM HoopyHobo said

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Caricature, I guess? But even for a caricature he looks really messed up.
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Posted: Jun 15th 2009 1:32AM Cabcru said

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Question is, does he spend half the game rabbiting on about 'erectile dysfunction'?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:02PM (Unverified) said

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I can just see the Rabbid now:

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAA-flected!"
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:17PM (Unverified) said

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Sounds a lot like Mario Strikers Charged.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:32PM (Unverified) said

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this looks like a really bad Disney movie.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:38PM (Unverified) said

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Sega Soccer Slam is my son's favorite soccer game, so I'm sure that we'll be getting this one as well. Definitely looks interesting. Hopefully it's as fun as it looks.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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So I can assassinate drug crazed rabbids as I play soccer all stealth-like?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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Go Sports Night! lol
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 1:14PM blahblah55 said

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How is grown men going against kids fair again?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 1:35PM Khakionion said

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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 1:45PM (Unverified) said

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Most relevant webcomic ever.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 4:37PM Evi1d33d said

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I'll have whatever the developers were smokin'.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 6:42PM LaughingTarget said

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If it plays like that, it looks like it would be more like Shaolin Soccer than Mario Strikers, I'd give it a shot.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 8:38PM Windmill said

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Really? This is a pretty glowing preview compared to other things I have heard about the game. I initally saw the trailer on joystiq, so I poked around, but people didn't seem too impressed, which is a shame because I like the graphical style a lot.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 11:40PM Xocolatl said

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This is going to be a very bad version of Megaman Soccer...
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 10:45AM (Unverified) said

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"Despite the similarities, the game is actually quite fun to play"

Ha! As if a well done Quidditch game wouldn't be entirely awesome.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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FYI Polo is the game/sport of kings.
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Posted: Jun 15th 2009 3:52AM (Unverified) said

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"Soccer" is a term only used by you american twats and it's a nonesense. The "football" name itslef is self explanatory "foot + ball".

Soccer sounds like sucker and in fact it sucks.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 10:30PM Namminamm said

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why are the playing football?
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Posted: Jun 15th 2009 4:51AM (Unverified) said

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I almost want to get this just for the All-Ubi team. Any game that has Fisher and Altair playing soccer side-by-side is a winner in my book.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 12:20AM (Unverified) said

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1:28 = epic LOL.
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