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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:35PM The Monarch said

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What the.....

Who the heck is that guy?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:36PM s ls said

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Your Worst Nightmare
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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Max McPlayne?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:50PM (Unverified) said

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Looks like Hephaestus
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:59PM Aziz S said

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That.. my friend, is Max Hideous.

;P~
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:03PM The Monarch said

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Whoever he is, he forgot to pack a toothbrush.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:54PM Typicalgamer said

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he kinda looks like a pedo.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:59PM DWells55 said

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The Max Payne 2 character change was a step in the right direction, but this new character is just ridiculous.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 4:57PM thecomputer said

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The guy who has nothing to lose?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 5:52PM (Unverified) said

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@John

except, ... you know... his hair : )
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 6:35PM ch3burashka said

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Hopefully all of Remedy reads Joystiq, and react appropriately to all of our bitching.

That dude sucks! Bring the real Max back!
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 10:48PM anoffday said

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I actually just beat Max Payne 2 for the first time a couple weeks ago. I was starting to get used to his new look from the first one, and now I have to get used to this?
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 12:04AM Freddie Mercury said

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@CH3BURASHKA

Well, Ubisoft heard the bitching about Emo Fisher, so maybe
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 12:21AM Deadpool said

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Wait...wait...wait. They turned Max Payne into Obadiah Stane?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgEyMcXQU60
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 3:19PM BA Baracus said

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Sean Connery?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:38PM CA said

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He looks closer to mountain-man version Sam Fischer than Max Payne. "Arrrrgg."
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 9:11PM BIGGEN said

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looks like a pissed off sean connery
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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Wait...so we don't get to see his super cheesy "old" face anymore?

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/pc/action/max_payne_face.jpg
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:46PM (Unverified) said

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Ah, I forgot about the vanilla ice hair too. Damn Rockstar for changing it :(
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:46PM QuePasa87 said

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Wow, we did the same thing. Creeeeepy haha.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:49PM (Unverified) said

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Haha google image search ftw
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:45PM QuePasa87 said

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I like old Max Payne look better :(

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/pc/action/max_payne_face.jpg

Gotta love that expression, lol.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:46PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Would be scary to meet that guy in a dark alley hehe.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 10:24PM TheDarkWayne said

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wow, Mark Wahlberg was spot on with the diarhea face
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:45PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Old Snake, old Max, old Sam (Fisher)... is this a trend? Will we be seeing old Mario, old Lara and old Sonic soon?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:08PM soniccar said

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Sam has always been older, they even had some line in one of the games about how people his age use the stairs to stay in shape, then they showed him doing something acrobatic.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:24PM (Unverified) said

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I won't be surprised~! hahaha
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:37PM (Unverified) said

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Old Lara? I wonder about the Boob-physics on her....
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 5:21PM Sly C said

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old mario... *shudders*

that would be the most pedo-like video game character EVER.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 6:00PM Sly C said

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http://www.wiilovemario.com/img/real-mario.gif

*runs off and hides in a corner*
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 7:07PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Time to face your nightmares, Sly. Uncle Mario is coming to visit. :D

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/super-mario-in-real-life1.jpg
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 7:18PM Sly C said

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i posted a similar picture. look up...
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 8:21PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Damn i actually didn't see it! My time to run and hide i guess ;)
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:53PM BigD145 said

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He got tubby.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2009 12:53AM Freddie Mercury said

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I was thinking more along the lines of this:

http://blog.mlive.com/movies_impact/2008/11/medium_bruce.jpg
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:55PM Arsenic13 said

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This game truly is The Fall Of Max Payne. Looks ridiculous. Lets hope Remedy makes up for it with Alan Wake.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:02PM (Unverified) said

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Don't judge the game by it's cover. I think.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:46PM ShadowXOR said

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I judge a game by the developer, at least before it comes out. And the developer isn't Remedy, therefore it fails.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 4:03PM GenGrievous said

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It's not like Remedy is that great a developer, they have only released a few games of which Max Payne is the only recent one.

I will refrain from commenting on the looks as long as I have now idea about the feel. GTA 4 looked brilliant but turned out to be rather bland and boring imo.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 2:57PM Animus said

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Sean Connery? Is that you?
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:06PM nandokun said

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Looks like he didn't take the movie reviews too well.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:29PM NightElve said

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Wait. Will it be released for PC too? My best memories of playing Max Payne 1 & 2 were on the computer and not in PSX and PS2.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:47PM ShadowXOR said

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Many games already have bullet time implemented in multiplayer. It wouldn't be anything new or shocking.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 4:39PM NightElve said

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Not sure how your answer is related to my question. =|
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 6:02PM Sly C said

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he was replying to the dude below you. wonky comment system moves up comments sometimes.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:40PM (Unverified) said

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Its like watching Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4 and comparing with his pic from the first move
And how would multiplayer work with bullet time? And I hope they dont make this a console exclusive, all that high precision shooting works best with mkb
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:47PM ShadowXOR said

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Many games already have bullet time implemented in multiplayer. It wouldn't be anything new or shocking.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2009 3:52PM refinedsugar said

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This is so wrong. Forget if you've loved or hated 2, I'm crying inside.
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