There's been a story floating around lately about the PS3 being banned from UK prisons. Well, that story is actually this one from 2007. But, all of this talk of consoles behind bars pushed INCGamers to action, and the site recently spoke with someone in the know and confirmed that UK convicts have not been able to use gaming systems with Wi-Fi capabilities for some time now.
"Prisoners in England and Wales have never been allowed access to wireless enabled technology such as that used in some games consoles," a spokesperson said. "A decision was taken some years ago that the then current generation of games consoles should be barred because the capability to send or receive radio signals is an integral part of the equipment. Future games consoles with this ability will be banned. This ban applies to Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and Nintendo DS." In fact, the only consoles prisoners have been able to use are the PS1 and PS2, which isn't too bad if the inmates have some copies of Oddworld: Abe's Odyssee and God Hand to go with them.
Actually, nix that first game. It could cause a riot.
[Via Videogamer]
Reader Comments (91)
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:34PM SpacePenguinBot said
The 360 doesn't have built in WiFi! They should be allowed to play that!
No, wait. Screw the prisoners. Take their consoles and give them to kids with good grades. But first check that they're not full of drugs, money or porn.
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No, wait. Screw the prisoners. Take their consoles and give them to kids with good grades. But first check that they're not full of drugs, money or porn.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:41AM SpacePenguinBot said
There aren't invisible wires? Then do I keep tripping over?
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 7:18AM (Unverified) said
probably over this wire
www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/719734/Official-Xbox-360-Wired-Controller/Product.html
fuck prisoners, there in there because they have done something bad, not to catch up with gaming
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www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/719734/Official-Xbox-360-Wired-Controller/Product.html
fuck prisoners, there in there because they have done something bad, not to catch up with gaming
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:37PM Typicalgamer said
what about the wii and psp???
also...they should allow NES's.
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also...they should allow NES's.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 5:07AM scooterbaga said
@uclat0mmy- You're right, it's win-win. Best of luck.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:39PM CrabbierWarrior said
I play my brother all the time from prison on xbox live.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:53PM MystileArmor said
Nice to know your brother is very comfortable in prison. Does he have a nice HDTV as well to play on?
What does he need a console for anyways? Doesn't he get teabagged enough in prison already as it is?
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What does he need a console for anyways? Doesn't he get teabagged enough in prison already as it is?
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:38PM Premature ejaculation man said
They should be playing mgs1 2 and 3 on the ps2 to learn how to sneak past guards or how to use ketchup
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 6:39AM (Unverified) said
Prisoners can walk out of prison 10+ years later with a smile on their face and their arsehole intact.
Fixed.
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Fixed.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 6:41AM (Unverified) said
The comment system monster struck again.
Should have been a reply to Maverick Saturn below.
Now I just look stupid!
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Should have been a reply to Maverick Saturn below.
Now I just look stupid!
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:38PM JXCGunrunna said
they shouldnt have fucking games. or tvs. whats wrong with ur prison system over there?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:58PM rowie4life said
Don't worry; most of the worst offenders (murderers, rapists, paedophiles etc...) don't get to use the consoles. I mean how could they? They don't stay in prison long enough.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:03PM (Unverified) said
in these times there are primarily 2 kinds of prisoners:
1. those who have to live with caviar only once a week
2. those who are happy to get a roof over their head
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1. those who have to live with caviar only once a week
2. those who are happy to get a roof over their head
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 11:03PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, most of the low-life's enjoy prison and will sometimes doing something to get back in.
No bills,
Foods served for you,
Entertainment,
and you can exercise without being distracted.
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No bills,
Foods served for you,
Entertainment,
and you can exercise without being distracted.
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 11:20PM (Unverified) said
@GamerAsh
At the expense of getting pwnd by Nasty Nate!
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At the expense of getting pwnd by Nasty Nate!
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 5:51AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
But noone needs to worry about dropping thier soap, the prisoners are too busy thinking about kicking each others arse in Tekken rather then raping them.
Prisoners can walk out of prison 10+ years later with a smile on thier face and thier dignity intact.
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Prisoners can walk out of prison 10+ years later with a smile on thier face and thier dignity intact.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 7:55AM Vordus said
They have to be able to do something. You leave people just to rot and you'll end up with just mentally ill prisoners, or prisoners finding something else to pass their time, like attacking other prisoners, escaping, or recreational drugs.
Back in the day they got vocational training in the nick, but since Thatcher's experiments in Reaganism and anti-socialism the prison service has been run by the lowest bidder, so what once held some basic rehabilitation facilities now is just a place for offenders to spend a couple of years in front of things that will keep them quiet.
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Back in the day they got vocational training in the nick, but since Thatcher's experiments in Reaganism and anti-socialism the prison service has been run by the lowest bidder, so what once held some basic rehabilitation facilities now is just a place for offenders to spend a couple of years in front of things that will keep them quiet.
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:25PM darkinchworm said
Every time you crack a predictable prison anal sex joke, an angel gets its wings... cuffed.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:41AM (Unverified) said
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:52AM (Unverified) said
Meant as a reply to the comment below. Gosh darn comment system.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:46PM Pure Black World Tendency said
If the prisoners are bored we should recreate the Colosseum for arena battles instead. Serial killers fighting lions is the next natural step in reality TV.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:22PM ChiTownRuler23 said
id pay for that Pay Per View, SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY watch Charles Manson battle mittens the MAN EATING LION.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:26PM Pure Black World Tendency said
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:41PM ChiTownRuler23 said
it might scare the average lion but not mittens.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:10AM Misfit Toy said
I got you ;-)
It's hard times...in a post-apocalyptic New York...all you want to do is escape.
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It's hard times...in a post-apocalyptic New York...all you want to do is escape.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 4:01AM (Unverified) said
Well there goes my vacation plans.
Does anyone know if Mexican prisons are pretty cool?
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Does anyone know if Mexican prisons are pretty cool?
Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:07PM ch3burashka said
Comet, you're a freakin' pedobear. YOU go rot in your future cell.
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