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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:34PM SpacePenguinBot said

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The 360 doesn't have built in WiFi! They should be allowed to play that!

No, wait. Screw the prisoners. Take their consoles and give them to kids with good grades. But first check that they're not full of drugs, money or porn.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:59PM Stupidiot said

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Regardless, it still uses wireless communications.
Those controllers don't run on magical invisible wires, y'know.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:48PM TheDarkWayne said

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no but some have visible wires
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:41AM SpacePenguinBot said

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There aren't invisible wires? Then do I keep tripping over?
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 5:28AM (Unverified) said

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Do you?
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 7:18AM (Unverified) said

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probably over this wire
www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/719734/Official-Xbox-360-Wired-Controller/Product.html

fuck prisoners, there in there because they have done something bad, not to catch up with gaming
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:37PM Typicalgamer said

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what about the wii and psp???

also...they should allow NES's.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:34AM uclatommy said

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WTF, you get to play video games in prison? I think i should go rob a bank. If I go to jail, then oh well, at least my living costs are paid for and I get to play video games!
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 5:07AM scooterbaga said

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@uclat0mmy- You're right, it's win-win. Best of luck.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:44PM DevilSei said

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Actually, steal less than $50k nonviolently and you'll be living a great life in a white collar jail cell.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:39PM CrabbierWarrior said

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I play my brother all the time from prison on xbox live.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:53PM MystileArmor said

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Nice to know your brother is very comfortable in prison. Does he have a nice HDTV as well to play on?
What does he need a console for anyways? Doesn't he get teabagged enough in prison already as it is?
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 2:22AM Jacksy said

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I hope the same happens to you "MystileArmor" =p
c'mon, keep it clean. plz
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:38PM Premature ejaculation man said

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They should be playing mgs1 2 and 3 on the ps2 to learn how to sneak past guards or how to use ketchup
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 1:40AM RodrigoCard said

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LOL... great!
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 6:39AM (Unverified) said

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Prisoners can walk out of prison 10+ years later with a smile on their face and their arsehole intact.

Fixed.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 6:41AM (Unverified) said

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The comment system monster struck again.

Should have been a reply to Maverick Saturn below.

Now I just look stupid!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:38PM JXCGunrunna said

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they shouldnt have fucking games. or tvs. whats wrong with ur prison system over there?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:48PM Sly C said

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i was thinking the same thing...
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:58PM rowie4life said

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Don't worry; most of the worst offenders (murderers, rapists, paedophiles etc...) don't get to use the consoles. I mean how could they? They don't stay in prison long enough.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:00PM Cardme said

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I agree. It's that way in the US too, though. Pretty sure they get Internet access over here too.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:01PM JXCGunrunna said

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its sad but so true.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:03PM (Unverified) said

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in these times there are primarily 2 kinds of prisoners:
1. those who have to live with caviar only once a week
2. those who are happy to get a roof over their head
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 11:03PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, most of the low-life's enjoy prison and will sometimes doing something to get back in.

No bills,
Foods served for you,
Entertainment,
and you can exercise without being distracted.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 11:16PM BigD145 said

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You forgot: Got tossed in prison for growing a plant.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 11:20PM (Unverified) said

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@GamerAsh

At the expense of getting pwnd by Nasty Nate!
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 5:51AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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But noone needs to worry about dropping thier soap, the prisoners are too busy thinking about kicking each others arse in Tekken rather then raping them.

Prisoners can walk out of prison 10+ years later with a smile on thier face and thier dignity intact.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 7:55AM Vordus said

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They have to be able to do something. You leave people just to rot and you'll end up with just mentally ill prisoners, or prisoners finding something else to pass their time, like attacking other prisoners, escaping, or recreational drugs.

Back in the day they got vocational training in the nick, but since Thatcher's experiments in Reaganism and anti-socialism the prison service has been run by the lowest bidder, so what once held some basic rehabilitation facilities now is just a place for offenders to spend a couple of years in front of things that will keep them quiet.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:39PM wellsley said

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Wait...3 meals a day, plenty of time to sleep, and schweet prison raves? PLUS VIDEOGAMES!? Where does one sign up for this..."jail."
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:04PM CrashTunoku said

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Good luck with being the catcher every night.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:25PM darkinchworm said

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Every time you crack a predictable prison anal sex joke, an angel gets its wings... cuffed.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:42PM refinedsugar said

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I thought you were dead.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:07PM ch3burashka said

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*grunt* I got better.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:44PM floating coffins said

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Those poor prisoners! Oh, the humanity!
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:41AM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:52AM (Unverified) said

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Meant as a reply to the comment below. Gosh darn comment system.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:46PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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If the prisoners are bored we should recreate the Colosseum for arena battles instead. Serial killers fighting lions is the next natural step in reality TV.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:22PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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id pay for that Pay Per View, SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY watch Charles Manson battle mittens the MAN EATING LION.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:26PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4

And that might even scare a man-eating lion.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:41PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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it might scare the average lion but not mittens.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:46PM TheDarkWayne said

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snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:06PM ch3burashka said

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WHAT?!
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:16PM TheDarkWayne said

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oh sorry, it's just Kurt Russel. My mistake
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 12:10AM Misfit Toy said

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I got you ;-)

It's hard times...in a post-apocalyptic New York...all you want to do is escape.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:49PM michaspi said

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Fun banned from UK prisons.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 4:01AM (Unverified) said

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Well there goes my vacation plans.

Does anyone know if Mexican prisons are pretty cool?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 9:53PM Comet 20 said

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Why give them anything? Let them rot in their cells.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:07PM ch3burashka said

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Comet, you're a freakin' pedobear. YOU go rot in your future cell.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:14PM MystileArmor said

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...huh? Where did that come from?
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 10:17PM RKN said

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MystileArmor, its because of his avatar. Its an " internet meme" from a disgusting website called 4chan.org.
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