Dtoid notes that the real horror is that once the three-minute video starts ... there's no way to exit (not even the glorious Wiimote's Home button will save you). So, if you really need to know how to shove, slide and thread your components inside the Wii prophylactic, please feel free to watch the video after the break.
We know you'll need it: the Wii MotionPlus instructional video
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With the release of the Wii MotionPlus, Nintendo has apparently placed how-to videos with applicable games to instruct its customer base on how to attach the accessory. Destructoid took the opportunity to upload the video, which walks a fine line between airplane emergency video and a tape that would be played in "health" class.
Dtoid notes that the real horror is that once the three-minute video starts ... there's no way to exit (not even the glorious Wiimote's Home button will save you). So, if you really need to know how to shove, slide and thread your components inside the Wii prophylactic, please feel free to watch the video after the break.
Dtoid notes that the real horror is that once the three-minute video starts ... there's no way to exit (not even the glorious Wiimote's Home button will save you). So, if you really need to know how to shove, slide and thread your components inside the Wii prophylactic, please feel free to watch the video after the break.
Reader Comments (70)
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 2:50PM (Unverified) said
Condensed version: plug in the WiiMotionPlus. Enjoy your Red Steel 2.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 2:58PM Uncle Jesse said
"...once the three-minute video starts ... there's no way to exit..."
things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:01PM Curttehmurt said
Reminds me of Look Around You, but without the funny
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:13PM captplut9465 said
I like the ergonomics of the Wiimote Condom, but eventually I kept it off completely because I switch between the incompatible M+ and the Nyko Kama receiver. Then I got a rash in a special place.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:15PM Lekko said
Yo dawg, I heard you like motion controllers, so we put a motion controller on your motion controller so you can waggle while you waggle.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:38PM AUserName said
Sooooo... That's the magnum version of the WiiCondom?
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 3:55PM Dirty said
On the Delta flights its a creepy ass white woman and an overly jolly fat asian man.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 4:21PM Garst said
Please tell me you can take the MotionPlus out of the condom, 'cause like HELL I'm going to go through all that crap every time I have to change the batteries! Nintendo should have put an opening in the back of the condoms so you didn't have to remove it to change batteries.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 5:26PM mrmobius said
Screw the condom anyway. As one of the original generation of Wii owners I still believe in playing unprotected. Just because my Wii has got some corrective plastic surgery doesn't mean I'll be using any other condoms. It just doesn't feel the same using a condom for my Wii.
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Posted: Jun 18th 2009 4:26PM jp007 said
Look around you!
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 4:32PM sonicspike41 said
On Southwest Airlines you either get the typical woman who is just doing her job, or you get one who actually knows how to make a joke.
"Now turn off all your cell phones, Blackberries, Halle Berrys, or anything else you may have managed to turn on."
"Now turn off all your cell phones, Blackberries, Halle Berrys, or anything else you may have managed to turn on."
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 6:30PM (Unverified) said
I really want to just rip that thing right out of the jacket... I hate those things.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 6:48PM Capgun said
I love how the video only shows it with only the condom on. Early adopter here, and I don't have one, nor do I intend on getting one. And if I end up getting the motionplus (basically, only if they make a new zelda using it. Or a lightsaber game) and its unable to come out of that thing (which the video seems to show, cant be sure though), out comes the scissors.
Posted: Jun 18th 2009 8:23PM Ethan said
This is great because I tried to stick it together with blu-tac. Thanks Nintendo!
Posted: Jun 19th 2009 5:20AM (Unverified) said
I thought porn video links were forbidden on this site...
Posted: Jun 19th 2009 12:57PM logistician said
It should be noted that you DON'T have to watch this video before getting to your game. There's a little icon for it in the TW10 main menu.
Also, the american version has I think the wii-fit woman doing the narration.
Also, the american version has I think the wii-fit woman doing the narration.
Posted: Jun 19th 2009 10:07PM Dees Double Droppin said
Is the Wiimotion plus permanently housed inside a controller jacket?
Posted: Jun 20th 2009 9:57AM (Unverified) said
Do you have to remove the MotionPlus everytime you want to play a non-MotionPlus game?
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