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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:23PM nukee said

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Fuck. That's why my house blew up.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 7:55PM leemahi said

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well you need 10 boxes of red sudifed capsules, paint thinner (acetone), 50 boxes of matches, and a big pickle jar....

it'll fuck you up
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:23PM (Unverified) said

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lol at the tabs
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:23PM (Unverified) said

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*tags
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:31PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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Heh, look at the "crank" tag, there's more than one article associated with it!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:49PM aristokrat said

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Wow, that DS crank is awesome. I want to hire a manservant to follow me around working that thing while I enjoy unlimited portable gaming!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:28PM Shagittarius said

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There are way more orange skittles in the recipe than GTAIV uses.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:46PM Dopple Boppler said

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Speaking of which, when are we ever going to just get bags of orange skittles sold by themselves? By far the best skittle, though purple is also pretty deece. Hoping for Mars to drop that bomb at the next E3, maybe Tokyo Gameshow if we're lucky.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:33PM (Unverified) said

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There was a meth recipe in GTA4!?
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:37PM Ashkental said

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I second that... was there? when?

Wow... i don't remember :P gotta replay it
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:41PM (Unverified) said

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Didn't Kat Williams make a joke about pot and how it's natural compared to chemical drugs?
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:47PM Lucky The Fox said

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I think it was somewhere on Craplist.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 9:04AM MarioGreat said

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@Kaven

No, the Katt Williams joke is that it is illegal, yet it is supposedly safer than available drugs like aspirins. Having never taken the drug, I can't vouch for how true it is, but he would know since he basically admits that he smokes the stuff constantly.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:44PM Uncle Jesse said

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Damn! I thought It was totally working, too! You know, like that time I drank all those beers. Those were non-alcoholic beers?! Well what about that time I got so high with all that weed, man? Those were pencil shavings?!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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I just hope those non-alcoholic beers were not yellow.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:47PM Burritoclock said

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Classic Sandler, reminds me of simpler times!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:11PM Shagittarius said

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You mean the acid I sold you? Yeah that was just a piece of paper i tore off my notebook.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:21PM (Unverified) said

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@Shag
Yeah man, I've been making money selling my spiral notebook clippins for years!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:34PM Shmil said

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Thats it man, I can't go on with it any longer
*pulls out gun*
POW!

awww i'm dying
What? Its a cap gun? There's no possible way I could've killed myself?
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:44PM iFester said

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Could have sworn the show Breaking Bad made me do it. ;)
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:00PM (Unverified) said

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WARNING!! Cooking meth can cause airplanes to unexpectedly explode over your house.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 7:17PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Cooking meth may also make you shave your head and become a badass.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:46PM Burritoclock said

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But, can I sue for lost revenue from these crap instructions!!!

YES!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:59PM Haggard said

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The BBFC aren't now completely irrelevant - they still do what it says on the tin: Film Classification.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:59PM (Unverified) said

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Well, thats one less reason for me to get it.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:31PM ch3burashka said

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"After extensive testing, we can now confirm that the alleged methamphetamine recipe in Grand Theft Auto Four is real, and is, in fact, the best shit out there."
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 12:43PM markB0SS said

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ditto
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:58PM vgxtremist XBLA IllWill3387 said

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This is funny because I can remember watching movies about meth in physical ed class and at the end they should many of the key ingredients and I seemed to be the only one that noticed that a lot of my classmates were scribbling shit down and smiling sadistically.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 7:02PM (Unverified) said

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strange. i got it to work. now i'm making billions!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 7:51PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq Tags: bbfc, crank, crystal, glass, gta-iv, gtaiv, ice, meth, methamphetamine, recipe, uk

EPIC WIN!
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 9:29PM leemahi said

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or get some ether (from starter fluid), some diluted HCl acid, and 12 vicks personal inhalers, and some soap lye...

it'll f*ck you up man...
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 9:39PM HeavyToka said

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I wondered why my meth turned out to be a batch of cupcakes lol
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 10:45PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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aw shucks! and here i thought i could be the next Heisenberg, i mean i already shaved my head and everything :(
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Posted: Jun 24th 2009 2:09AM (Unverified) said

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Once again they try to make us look bad by putting video games and illegal substances together. Hey remeber when that dude found cocaine in his copy og GTA San Andreas?

http://systemfailnews.blogspot.com
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