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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 11:37AM INNUENDO 64 said

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So we got tmac to hate Nintendo, and aslan, er, azalle to hate Sony. Who hates Microsoft?

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 11:44AM Mr Khan said

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Cody.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:52PM INNUENDO 64 said

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Why can't we all just get along?
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:39PM (Unverified) said

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I don't hate nintendo, I nothing them. It was all an act I put up for almost a year for a paper I was working on for my degree. Notice how I haven't trolled at all for like 5 days now? That's because I'm done with the paper, so no need for the act anymore.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:07PM PN04 said

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...anyone with half a brain.
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 2:50AM (Unverified) said

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Microsoft or the 360? The 360's fine. Microsoft? Not so much...
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Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 8:51AM (Unverified) said

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LMAO @ Mr Khan,

tis true... guilty as charged!!!

And to clarify, my reasoning behind the hate is and has always been the hardware failure rates of the 360, the subsequent laughable customer support and the charging of an online service (it's not the price point, just the principle).

Then there's the times I poke fun at the stereotyped 360 gamer here and there for tongue-n-cheek rimming of other blog posters.

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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 11:47AM RKN said

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Sorry TroubleMaker, its too early in the morning for me to deal with him. He has the luxury of being a complete and utter loser wasting his life and time, whereas most of us don't.

Aren't you supposed to be working at Best Buy right now Sprinkles and loving your family and boyfriend as you claim you have?

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 11:47AM Mr Khan said

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It's an interesting move, to be sure. At least it will allow us to better assign blame for exactly why the game didn't sell well, as in, if they keep the same or similar visual style, and more importantly the same perspective, we can see if the platform was responsible

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:31PM Uncle Jesse said

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I think, along with those factors mentioned, age and gamer-awareness are what this game needs to sell. Sure everyone owns a DS, but that's also the problem. Females, children, seniors, etc. all have a DS, but this game won't appeal to them. Also, I've talked to so many people that didn't even know a GTA game was released on the DS.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 11:51AM (Unverified) said

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LOL, Cosmo never fails to impress.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 11:54AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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I did say Sprinkles spends too much time on his PC, he proved me right, he keeps coming back and won't give up, lol, its like a lingering smell

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:13PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Ever tried to take a look in the mirror you calling us all "sony Fanboys" and "Sony Cronies" Well maybe YOUR the fanboy you freakin troll, you should be banned, you purposly posted to get replies like this, who the hell do you think you are, you think that good games on the playstation got good reviews (perfect 10s) cause of HYPE?

well...


WHAT ABOUT HAZE??? THAT SHIT WAS WHACK!!!

If a game is good it will get good reviews,
GEARS OF WAR=GOOD SO IT GOT GOOD REVIEWS
KILLZONE 2 = GOOD SO IT GOT GOOD REVIEWS
GTAIV=GOOD SO IT GOT...guess what?...GOOD REVIEWS!!!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:23PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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"You're right...I did attack you and call you scum. And if I remember correctly you hypocritically tried to act all goody two shoes and friendly after attacking earlier. So forgive me for not falling for your fake act.

That's all..."

I attacked? With what? By telling you your statement was false? I'm a goodie two shows? In what way?

You seem to always have a lot to say Sprinkles, despite the fact that 90% of it is usually trash talking others or something. I'm a hypocrite? Really? You're the first person to tell me that.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:26PM Uncle Jesse said

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It was very well received on the DS, it just didn't have the amazing sales to go with the amazing reviews. It's too bad, the game was great and there isn't anything like it available on the DS. I'm glad Rockstar released it, even though they weren't rightfully rewarded for their work. Hopefully it sells well on the PSP. Buy this game, PSP people! (PsPeople?)

I bet this will sell better on the PSP, even though everyone in the world owns a DS.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:06PM (Unverified) said

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its because they are too busy playing nintendogs and the other shitastic games that plague the ds
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:14PM PN04 said

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Probably because most people try to pirate DS games rather than buying them. Despite the fact that last I heard GTA:CTW didnt work on R4 cards (that could have changed by now, not sure) that doesnt stop people from downloading it regardless with the hope that it will eventually work. The relatively small size of DS games makes them easier and faster to pirate compared to the larger PSP ISOs and the fears of bricking with CFW or the cost of Memory sticks to store the ripped ISOs,
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:54PM Uncle Jesse said

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@PN04:

Pirating could be one reason. I can't believe how much of a problem it is.

@Rudy:

You're an idiot.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:27PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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"Well maybe YOUR the fanboy you freakin troll, you should be banned"

He is a self proclaimed fanboy, and he currently holds the title for most bans on this site.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:47PM Xoonaka said

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I'm not trying to state anything about any platform.... but I just wanted to say...

It's a pretty ironic day when the PSP is RECEIVING a port due to poor sales. It's almost always the other way around.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:52PM (Unverified) said

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Cool! Guys i'm going to get this and put it in my blog http://goodgamesreviews.blogspot.com/

I hope to see you guys there for it!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 12:49PM (Unverified) said

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Every fuckin article u troll and I try scrolling past the shit, but its starting to get really fucking annoying

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:29PM OnToGloryReturns said

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@ Christopher Grant

Could you please address this insufferable troll directly and publicly? I really enjoy coming to this site and have no problem with a spirited but well meaning fanboy debate but this jerk contributed nothing to the community and doesn't seem to understand why no one likes him here or why he continually gets banned. Is there not some way his IP could be banned, or IPs if he is using multiple ones?

He truly detracts from the quality of your site and the comments section get bloated with responses to his inane trolling.

Thank you

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:30PM RKN said

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Sprinkles, just because someone thinks your a douche, doesn't mean they are a Sony fanboy. I'm sure many 360 fanboys are utterly ashamed of you as well. I'm currently a PC gamer, a PC fanboy and I think your an annoying turd. Most of your posts are just to inflame, incite, start up shit, etc.

You keep acting like a victim but you keep starting everything, don't throw rocks if your in a glass house Sprinkles.

And don't use up your lunch break at Best Buy to troll Joystiq, eat some food dude.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:37PM (Unverified) said

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He keeps coming back because like I mentioned yesterday, he has some serious psychological issues that need to be solved. His constant cries for attention on here is proof that he needs help.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:48PM Marius said

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"cries for attention"
and yet everyone gives him the attention
So yes Sprinkles is a problem but so are the people that constantly reply to him and bash him

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:50PM Extinction said

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"Thank God the DS has hundreds of great games as opposed to the paltry handful that the psp has."

You've got that backwards

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 1:50PM RKN said

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Your absolutely right, its easier said than done though, but we should try to give it a shot. And instead of down-voting his excrement comments, just report them.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:00PM (Unverified) said

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yay! i just got a psp today so i'll be looking forward to this.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:03PM Magetto1 said

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@ Kdiggy:

Erm, I don't understand this. Weren't the first two GTA games top-down like China Town Wars? How is it any less of a "real" GTA game, than the 3D ones?

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:22PM One Stomy Night go watch it said

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I know I'm gonna get marked down for this but why bother porting it?


It failed due to piracy, a change in gameplay and it being on the DS. Simple. Just cause you put it on the psp; doesn't mean its gonna push a million copies [then again the PSP ain't got jack for games]. Unless you make a drastic change [no more top down crap, this ain't the 90s], you aren't gonna get reviews other then "Same old pain in the ass sluggish gameplay and control"

Posted: Jan 27th 2010 3:45PM Celor said

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Oi, Chinatown Wars got great reviews, and no where in them did they say "Same old pain in the ass sluggish gameplay and control". I am under the impression that the reviewers actually LIKED the gameplay and controls. Hell, I personally thought the top-down view was actually pretty cool.

[then again the PSP ain't got jack for games]

lol, you're quite the comedian. The PSP has just as many good games as the DS does. What I don't understand is why people are still riding the "PSP SUX OMGOMG DS IZ BETTERZ" bandwagon. I thought people had seen how stupid that argument is, but I guess there are still some idiots (like you...) who're gonna ride that wagon 'til the next-gen handhelds come out.
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Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:31PM Celor said

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Hey people, ignore the tumor that calls itself TheLionOfAzzalle. He's just a poor, confused fanboi who is in need of a reality check.

"Anyways it's just 1 good game. Thank God the DS has hundreds of great games as opposed to the paltry handful that the psp has...."

Just to name a few... Killzone Liberation, Patapon, Crush, MGS: Portable Ops,Valkyrie Profile, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Grand Theft Auto LCS, Grand Theft Auto VCS, and Loco Roco.

That's hardly a "paltry handful". And there are many more, too. Also, the DS doesn't have "hundreds of good games". Exaggerate much? The DS has a shitload of shovel ware crap on it. Sure, it has its good ones like Professor Layton and Hotel Dusk, but in reality, it doesn't have many more worth playing than the PSP does.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:28PM (Unverified) said

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why remake this game instead of making San Andreas Stories? Will it look the same as the previous psp games or will it be top down?

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 2:32PM leo3 said

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thats it, the PSP surely has the best line up this year..

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 3:47PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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good grief....

Chris Grant tells you to fuck off and you are still here? What more do you want?!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 5:29PM darthnazgul said

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Ya know TheLionOfAzzalle, you remind of those "u2tuber" kids on YouTube. I can't figure out why, but you just do...

So thanks for reminding me of that, Sprinkles!

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:13PM mdo7 said

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I'm glad to see Rockstar did the right thing by making a PSP version of GTA: Chinatown Wars. I understand why they did that. I thought the DS version did ok. But to them it was not a good sales hence the PSP version. Now everybody with any of those handheld win.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 6:43PM TanookiSuit said

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To those snickering over this, the DS game sold on pace with the PSP titles pretty well. In the roughly 3mo it has been on the market it has done around 550,000 in sales which is fantastic and supremely profitable.

They're just after gouging for more cash, just like how the 2 PSP games hit the PS2 shortly after.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 7:59PM Jacksons said

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If this game was actually retooled for the PSP, it could look incredible.

Posted: Jun 22nd 2009 8:29PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq Playstation gets so much more hate posts than Nintendo and Microsoft! I mean, tmac seems like a well-respected man on the Nintendo parts compared to this gay lion sprinkles whatever you guys bash into the ground with bulldozers and pile drivers.

I personally don't own a PSP, but I think this is a great financial move on Rockstar's part. Never mind that all the fun touch-screen parts get taken out, it's going to sell probably even better than the DS version and they barely lift a finger!


Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 12:35AM Angel Mass said

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This game will luck definitely better on the PSP!

Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 4:13AM DMan1993 said

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thinking about the power of the psp, it would be hard for R* to port the map onto the psp unless the gameplay is just like the ds version of GTA CTW (meaning isometric view). if it were like LCS and VCS it would be close to impossible to port it in my opinion even though it would be cool to keep the gameplay the same as LCS and VCS. since i hear the controls are changed, it made me think of how it would look like if it looked like syphon filter. they would have to combine the maps and add vehicle spawns if it used the same system. but that would be impossible either way. i just hope it doesnt have an isometric view (not really against it but id prefer the view of LCS and VCS over it)

Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 7:19AM (Unverified) said

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Really interesting!
I can't wait to see which version will be the best!
I hope for the third person camera like the other two...

PS: i think that minigames will be present, maybe not the same of ds'...

Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 12:13PM Unvrfd said

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i hope they don't change the graphics too much, stories looked like shit compaerd to chinatown wars on ds

Posted: Jun 23rd 2009 11:33PM (Unverified) said

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I was bored on the interwebz and googled "Chinatown Wars PSP Joystiq" because I knew this thread would exist.

Oh Joystiq, you're so predictable sometimes!

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