Microsoft's Major Nelson
has brought us another annual status report
on enemy movements throughout Xbox Live, and it's not pretty. Conflict has surrounded us, as the enemy, Call of Duty: World at War,
has spread like wildfire, becoming the most-played game last week. We tried to flank it with our platoons of Halo 3
and Gears of War 2
, but, alas, the enemy had reinforcements in Call of Duty 4
. Hope has diminished, and one only needs walk by the injured tent to feel the full force of the enemy's cruelty.
Lorraine, I know not if I will return home. I have managed to live longer than most, but, I feel there's that one bullet out there with my name on it, relentlessly pursuing its new home. Please, take care of my Gamertag when I am gone (I think my Gold subscription ends next month, so look into that), and be sure to earn as many Achievements for me as you can. I suggest you start with Avatar: The Last Airbender.