Gearbox trademarks 'Modern War Hero,' instrument compatibility unconfirmed
Oooh! We get it now. Gearbox wants Infinity Ward to quit making war games so it can get a piece. After the last Brother in Arms made a hasty retreat for the bargain bin, Gearbox looks like it could be deploying a new strategy: the Trojan horse.
A slew of new trademarks suggests the studio might try to sneak future games off of store shelves and into consumers' homes by disguising them as a cross between Activision's growing "Hero" brand and its Call of Duty games. Among the trademarked: "War Hero," "World War II Hero," "Brother In Arms War Hero," and -- saving the best for last -- "Modern War Hero." We can hear the conversation at GameStop already:
Madden Guy #1: Modern War Hero? Hey, bro, this the new Call of Duty?
Madden Guy #2: Yeah, broheim. Definitely.
Madden Guy #1: Sweeeeeet! New Madden ain't out yet -- I'm all over this.
Madden Guy #2: True. I'm not gonna lie, it sounds like you can play with your Guitar Hero guitar.
Madden Guy #1: Dude. Niiiiiice.
A slew of new trademarks suggests the studio might try to sneak future games off of store shelves and into consumers' homes by disguising them as a cross between Activision's growing "Hero" brand and its Call of Duty games. Among the trademarked: "War Hero," "World War II Hero," "Brother In Arms War Hero," and -- saving the best for last -- "Modern War Hero." We can hear the conversation at GameStop already:
Madden Guy #1: Modern War Hero? Hey, bro, this the new Call of Duty?
Madden Guy #2: Yeah, broheim. Definitely.
Madden Guy #1: Sweeeeeet! New Madden ain't out yet -- I'm all over this.
Madden Guy #2: True. I'm not gonna lie, it sounds like you can play with your Guitar Hero guitar.
Madden Guy #1: Dude. Niiiiiice.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
DWells55 @ Jun 24th 2009 1:20PM
Seriously?
charlie b. @ Jun 24th 2009 4:18PM
don't know about you, but i'm gonna go move into an underground cave now.
sony boy @ Jun 24th 2009 1:22PM
What. The. Fuck.
copa @ Jun 24th 2009 1:32PM
Gearbox? Moar like TOOLbox, amirite?
But where the fuck do these guys get off calling out developers for being unoriginal and doing to many sequels?
Let's recap. This is GEARBOX, the development studio who's only claim to fame is:
1. Developing an expansion for Half-Life, because the original dev team couldn't be bothered.
2. Developing an expansion for Counter-Strike, because the original dev team couldn't be bothered.
3. Developing one of those sequels in the Tony Hawk franchise.
4. Developing 8,162 games Brothers In Arms games, in the highly original WW2 shooter genre.
Wow, you guys are just indie gods, aren't you? If Jonathan Blow and Jenova Chen had a lovechild, it would be Gearbox Software!
aristokrat @ Jun 24th 2009 1:42PM
I think they're making fun of Activision with these trademarks, and doubt they will ever use them. Though I wonder if this counts as abuse of the trademark system or something. Maybe they'll offer them to Activision, which I'm sure Kotick will just eat up.
Drauglim @ Jun 24th 2009 2:31PM
Not to mention porting Halo to the computer Copa, that was pretty damn original of them.
finnith @ Jun 24th 2009 3:11PM
In their defense some of their games (Opposing Force, the second Brothers in Arms) were somewhat well-received by critics.
Kattleox @ Jun 24th 2009 1:24PM
FINALLY A GITAROO MAN SEQUEL!!!!!
BananaBoat @ Jun 24th 2009 1:36PM
Kitaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AvA (ice~) @ Jun 24th 2009 1:24PM
that's pretty scummy.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:24PM
http://www.audiogrid.com/guitar/hondo_M-16.jpg
Windmill strumming and killing action confirmed!
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:29PM
No. Wait. THIS ONE. http://media.photobucket.com/image/guitar%20gun/frethand2/KaneRobertsGunGuitar.jpg
LordToastington @ Jun 24th 2009 1:31PM
I wonder how those things sound.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:44PM
Like Death. Or Iron Maiden turned up to 11. Either way....pretty fucking good I'd imagine.
ArchiGamer @ Jun 24th 2009 1:51PM
Guitar Gunblade?
NoughtSoClever @ Jun 24th 2009 2:07PM
Or just Guntar
Jawmuncher @ Jun 24th 2009 1:24PM
I can't wait to shoot people online while playing "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" on my guitar controller at the same time
Heavytoka @ Jun 24th 2009 1:28PM
+1
MaliceMajorE15 @ Jun 24th 2009 1:37PM
is america fuck yeah from team america world police?
aristokrat @ Jun 24th 2009 1:40PM
You are correct.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:44PM
Comin' again to save the mothafuckin' day, yeah!
America! FUCK YEAH!
Jesus is the only way!
Captain Planet @ Jun 24th 2009 1:25PM
This makes my head hurted.
Steven @ Jun 24th 2009 1:28PM
I dont get it..?
WINterfang @ Jun 24th 2009 1:31PM
..... I..well I supp..I don't know what to say.
Archon (PSN: Archonik, XBL: DarkARHN) @ Jun 24th 2009 1:33PM
Um... guys... you know... a War Hero... as a person who performed heroic acts during the war. I guess that's the sense of the trademark... Joystiq just tries to mindfuck you into getting a permanent "plastic instrument" reference, every time you hear the word "hero".
I think it's a textual version of this:
http://files.getdropbox.com/u/808987/1243417820088.jpg
Once you make the connection in your brain, you cannot unmake it.
AvA (ice~) @ Jun 24th 2009 1:39PM
GOLDEN EYE WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!?????!!! You've ruined my childhood.
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:47PM
So you're saying that once I see that Goldeneye box art as "Oh shit, we totally stretched his mouth out! - Just put a gun there, it looks like his fist anyway.", we'll always perceive it that way?
Archon (PSN: Archonik, XBL: DarkARHN) @ Jun 24th 2009 2:19PM
Don't know about you Storm Eagle, but it worked for me. And, judging by the comments above me, it (the 'Hero' bit) worked for Joystiq audience too.
gib @ Jun 24th 2009 5:55PM
007 would be amazing at Modern War Hero, as long as it isn't Roger Moore.
ArchiGamer @ Jun 24th 2009 1:34PM
A war of notes and sounds.
AND GUITAR RIFFS!!!!
uncle jesse @ Jun 24th 2009 1:37PM
Comment Hero
Felipe @ Jun 24th 2009 1:49PM
TOP SCORE!!
gib @ Jun 24th 2009 6:44PM
I guess that means Shag is Downvote Hero
aristokrat @ Jun 24th 2009 1:40PM
Maybe this was actually an attempt to stand behind their previous statements. I see tomorrow's headline running along the lines of "Gearbox sells "Modern War Hero" name to Activision, Infinity Ward team found dead from seppuku".
I bet Kotick is mad that he didn't think of this himself, as he probably envisions a future where every game Activision publishes ends with Hero. Racing Hero, Temple Hero, Football Hero, etc.
GANNONSMASH @ Jun 24th 2009 1:45PM
Probably just being sarcastic.
Omega2k3 @ Jun 24th 2009 6:50PM
Yeah, they totally trademarked those out of sarcasm.
Mechanical @ Jun 24th 2009 1:46PM
HURR HURR HURR LET'S BLOW EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION BASED ON TITLE ALONE HURR HURR
Seriously, guys?
Vcize @ Jun 24th 2009 1:48PM
Is that really what I sound like? With the "hurr hurr"s and everything?
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:49PM
Chill dude. We're just having a little fun with the title. I'm sure no one here actually expects this to be a WWII Game that you play with a guitar. It's not being publised my Activision for Christ's sake!
Mechanical @ Jun 24th 2009 1:50PM
Not unless you're one of the people who're being stupid about this.
Mechanical @ Jun 24th 2009 1:51PM
I dunno, Storm. I've heard some pretty whacked ideas lately...
Storm Eagle @ Jun 24th 2009 1:54PM
I think that if anyone actually put this idea on the table, they would immediately be fired......and then possbily tared and feathered. Ideas as bad as this deserve the most ancient and brutal of punishments.
Dunn @ Jun 24th 2009 1:49PM
What-the-what!?
George @ Jun 24th 2009 1:54PM
Sounds just like a bunch of wii games too me...
Cosmo (formerly Chin-Poh) @ Jun 24th 2009 1:55PM
! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
Rhinosaur @ Jun 24th 2009 2:05PM
This is truly pathetic. Along with yesterday's "Bungie and IW need to do something different" from the Gearbox CEO.
What else is pathetic? The use of "off of." I know this isn't a newspaper, but come on.
Adam Owen @ Jun 24th 2009 2:17PM
I'd buy it.
Killing terrorists with your phat beats. I'll buy two.
Thatoneguy64 @ Jun 24th 2009 2:19PM
I'm pretty sure Gearbox is just doin the troll
Crazy-008 @ Jun 24th 2009 2:58PM
Just doin the troll stroll....
pibs @ Jun 24th 2009 2:21PM
Gimme the DESPERADO guitar case machine gun/missile launcher XD
http://www.girlpants.org/manpants/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/guitar-gun2.jpg