David Blaine gets his street magic all over iPhone
by Justin McElroy 
{ Jun 29th 2009 at 11:00AM } 
Perhaps Blaine is thinking that his name and the promise of being like him will be enough to move digital units. See, through years of intense training, Blaine has managed to exceed human limitations in many areas, such as holding one's breath or deluding one's self.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
MystileArmor @ Jun 29th 2009 11:15AM
You forgot to add "being a pretentious ass" to that list of human limitations he's exceeded.
WINterfang @ Jun 29th 2009 11:17AM
Ew his arms looks disgusting....MIND FREAK!!
WINterfang @ Jun 29th 2009 11:48AM
Dirty title BTW Joystiq.
Dirty @ Jun 29th 2009 11:18AM
Its a Mind Explosion!
cuteSAVAGE @ Jun 29th 2009 11:22AM
That pruney hand always gives me the willies. Looks like he's wearing a lose fitting latex glove... ew.
Someone needs to put a stop to this man, it's a crying shame the Super Best Friends have disbanded :(
Drew @ Jun 29th 2009 12:40PM
THATS HIS FUCKING HAND?????
aristokrat @ Jun 29th 2009 5:31PM
No, that's his scary-touch hand. You don't want to see what his fucking hand looks like.
Drew @ Jun 30th 2009 9:49PM
I knew somebody would play on my sentence structure the second I pressed "Add Comment".
grover96 @ Jun 29th 2009 11:30AM
Who else was rooting for the blocks of ice to win
ChomskyKnows @ Jun 29th 2009 11:56AM
me!
Dopple Boppler @ Jun 29th 2009 11:33AM
I think the real question is, does this app let me change orange soda into Cheez-Its?
Icarus @ Jun 29th 2009 12:09PM
what else is orange?
Young_Nastyman @ Jun 29th 2009 2:19PM
I wanna shrink my friend's car and make him piss orange soda
arkweld @ Jun 29th 2009 11:33AM
when you click on his new iPhone app it will run for 24 hours without appearing to do anything and then just stop in a blaze of disappointment.
Poddo @ Jun 29th 2009 12:46PM
Don't dirty Penn and Teller's 3 of clubs by associating it with David Blaine. Give him some crappy card like the 2 of hearts or something..
KeegdnaB @ Jun 29th 2009 12:49PM
Don't worry, the Super Best Friends will stop this horrible abomination of an app.
HELP US SEA MAN!!!!!
Maulok @ Jun 29th 2009 1:03PM
"For my next trick, I shall stand on one foot for a week, culminating in a 2 hour Super Bowl pre game extravaganza where I will put my other leg down. Hocus Pocus!"
shadowbender @ Jun 29th 2009 3:18PM
"Wait...just one...more...trick..."
"OH MY GOSH!"
Retrodude @ Jun 29th 2009 5:27PM
If only he'd make himself disappear forever.
Exploding Barrel @ Jun 29th 2009 5:31PM
Quick, somebody set me down next to him and fire!