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Here are your Batman: Arkham Asylum cheevos

by Justin McElroy on Jun 29th 2009 11:00PM

The Batman: Arkham Asylum Achievements (a full list of which is available right here) are already pretty pedestrian. (Complete a combo of 5 moves? Snore.) But the problem is compacted by the complete absence of:

1. Do A Really Soulful Batusi
2. Fight Off A Shark with Shark Repellent Bat Spray
3. Reconstitute All World Leaders from Colorful Piles of Dust
4. Spot Three Different Girls Playing Catwoman

Honestly, we're not even sure how the thing is calling itself a Batman game.

[Thanks, TheDarkWayne]

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Tags: achievements, batman, batman-arkham-asylum, batusi, eidos, Microsoft, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (71)

TheDarkWayne: For all your Batman news.

TheDarkWayne has some smooth moves!

go darkwayne!

and here i thought you worked mysteriously under the cover of the night. now your leaking new info to joystiq.

good show.

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww303/TheDarkWayne/Batmansuicide-1-1.jpg?t=1246336884
you assholes made me so sad i couldnt even properly size the first one

6 bullets? You'd need 6 tries? Batman can't get the job done with one? Geeze man, you've lost your edge.

wayne, you can't kill yourself because YOU'RE DEAD.

chuck norris doesnt need bullets...

Holy mysterious fluids, Batman! What's that white goop in your mask?

It obviously takes 6 bullets to kill Batman.

you forgot molest underaged sidekick.

The Justice League denied those accusations.

fuck you!

I think you and Robin already played that game, The Dark Wayne.

you guys hurt me deep, i thought we were friends.

@Wayne
Your dead to me anyway. Thank you mighty Darkseid! The rest of us should be ready to toil for our god in the fire pits of Apokolips!!! YEAH FIREPITS! (plus mighty Darkseid will reward us with parademon overseers!)

Hey it's not like Dick wasn't asking for it. Did you see those tights? How could Batman resist that?

Oh sure, Vegeta, placing the blame on the victim. Real classy.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3585/batman610pg228rjnz7.jpg
look at that shit! That's ME with a hot lady with big tits! Not my adoptive sons! You all suck!

I see Robin likes to crossdress too.

Ouch fellas, repressed memories......

yeah wayne, you're dead. zombie wayne =/= wayne.

Who did Selina have a child with Wayne? NOT YOU. You couldn't seal the deal like ol' Slam could. You get off on crying orphans, not leather clad vixens. (Talia FTW) :P

slam bradley JR! She didnt forgo me for some old guy! Dont make it sound like that!

Slam. Slamin your woman. You would think the best way to end the battle for the cowl would be to put on the batsuit and grab Damien's ass. Its like Batman's excalibur. NAMTAB POTS!

http://s730.photobucket.com/albums/ww303/TheDarkWayne/th_Batmansuicide-1.jpg

Hey now, hey now. Let's not be hasty. Leave the man alone. Let's not get into a pointless rant about who assarang'd who, and so on. Let's be civil. Jerks.

Hey wayne! How do you explain this?
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/1/633611414608863867-batmanrobin.jpg

that's just some fucking loser pretending to be Batman

So its Dick Grayson and your son? Well...I see SOMETHING runs in the family.

What about these!

http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq72/WillRyder69/batman-robin.jpg
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z205/gaviota770/gay.jpg
http://criticalmiami.com/images/batches/illegal/5.jpg

I found one really incriminating photo but I dont want to get banned from joystiq for posting it.

Just google "batman robin gay" turn off safe search and look through the photos if your curious*

*seriously Not Safe For Work... or for anytime for that matter.

Please stop. It's actually not funny.

I already posted the suicide pick what more do you vultures want?!

This thread went from funny to sad to weird and disturbing.

Sorry Wayne...

yeah the 3rd picture was just WAY more than i wanted to see of wayne. why is it never catwoman?

Protip: If you find yourself suddenly in the middle of a conversation about Batman and Robin's possible love life, quit clicking links after the first two. It will only go downhill from there. It's kind of like Russian Roulette, sure it seems like fun, but something bad will eventually happen.

MY EYES!!!!

i've been seriously considering getting the CE of this game. the fact that i don't have to go through gamestop is even more tempting.

Even if the game sucks, it's worth it for the batarang.

Microsoft should change the name to cheevos.
Cheevo Unlocked

I'm hungry for Cheetos now

i'll take it the Trophies list will look like a carbon copy.

Looks like a fun game but I think the next game should be based off of the classic series. Complete with all the 60's colors, the ridiculous story lines, and those action word thingys (ie. "BAM", "THOMP", etc.). I honestly would buy that before this one.

You think these achievements are bad, look at Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires...

Achievement Unlocked:

You Just Bought Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires...Loser....

Who buys games anymore? GameFly FTW.

I get all the new games with none of the baggage.

Most people buy games and let's hope they continue to do so. If everyone was like you, game industry would die altogether.

Yeah, well, when they don't charge insane prices for bad games, then I'll think about buying them.

Achievement Unlocked:

You just GameFly'd Dynasty Warriors 6.....loser...... [-50gp]

Achievement Unlocked:

You just bought a game for $60, beat it in two days and now it's worth $30! You FAIL! -100GS.

DAMN YOU BATS!

hahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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