Here are your Batman: Arkham Asylum cheevos
by Justin McElroy 
{ Jun 29th 2009 at 11:00PM } 
1. Do A Really Soulful Batusi
2. Fight Off A Shark with Shark Repellent Bat Spray
3. Reconstitute All World Leaders from Colorful Piles of Dust
4. Spot Three Different Girls Playing Catwoman
Honestly, we're not even sure how the thing is calling itself a Batman game.
[Thanks, TheDarkWayne]
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Old Professor Zertoss @ Jun 29th 2009 11:05PM
TheDarkWayne: For all your Batman news.
Shmil @ Jun 29th 2009 11:10PM
TheDarkWayne has some smooth moves!
SecretAgentHam @ Jun 29th 2009 11:11PM
go darkwayne!
and here i thought you worked mysteriously under the cover of the night. now your leaking new info to joystiq.
good show.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 30th 2009 12:42AM
http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww303/TheDarkWayne/Batmansuicide-1-1.jpg?t=1246336884
you assholes made me so sad i couldnt even properly size the first one
Markez @ Jun 30th 2009 12:44AM
6 bullets? You'd need 6 tries? Batman can't get the job done with one? Geeze man, you've lost your edge.
Sly @ Jun 30th 2009 12:58AM
wayne, you can't kill yourself because YOU'RE DEAD.
SecretAgentHam @ Jun 30th 2009 1:09AM
chuck norris doesnt need bullets...
mezzanine @ Jun 30th 2009 2:52AM
Holy mysterious fluids, Batman! What's that white goop in your mask?
Old Professor Zertoss @ Jun 30th 2009 11:51AM
It obviously takes 6 bullets to kill Batman.
venk @ Jun 29th 2009 11:13PM
you forgot molest underaged sidekick.
Leroy_Octopus @ Jun 29th 2009 11:16PM
The Justice League denied those accusations.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 29th 2009 11:39PM
fuck you!
WREturns @ Jun 29th 2009 11:42PM
I think you and Robin already played that game, The Dark Wayne.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 29th 2009 11:51PM
you guys hurt me deep, i thought we were friends.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Jun 29th 2009 11:54PM
@Wayne
Your dead to me anyway. Thank you mighty Darkseid! The rest of us should be ready to toil for our god in the fire pits of Apokolips!!! YEAH FIREPITS! (plus mighty Darkseid will reward us with parademon overseers!)
Jason Statham (Aka Vegeta) @ Jun 29th 2009 11:55PM
Hey it's not like Dick wasn't asking for it. Did you see those tights? How could Batman resist that?
Markez @ Jun 29th 2009 11:57PM
Oh sure, Vegeta, placing the blame on the victim. Real classy.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 29th 2009 11:58PM
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3585/batman610pg228rjnz7.jpg
look at that shit! That's ME with a hot lady with big tits! Not my adoptive sons! You all suck!
ArchiGamer @ Jun 30th 2009 12:01AM
I see Robin likes to crossdress too.
Robin (The Boy Wonder) @ Jun 30th 2009 12:11AM
Ouch fellas, repressed memories......
Sly @ Jun 30th 2009 12:13AM
yeah wayne, you're dead. zombie wayne =/= wayne.
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Jun 30th 2009 12:15AM
Who did Selina have a child with Wayne? NOT YOU. You couldn't seal the deal like ol' Slam could. You get off on crying orphans, not leather clad vixens. (Talia FTW) :P
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 30th 2009 12:21AM
slam bradley JR! She didnt forgo me for some old guy! Dont make it sound like that!
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Jun 30th 2009 12:23AM
Slam. Slamin your woman. You would think the best way to end the battle for the cowl would be to put on the batsuit and grab Damien's ass. Its like Batman's excalibur. NAMTAB POTS!
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 30th 2009 12:34AM
http://s730.photobucket.com/albums/ww303/TheDarkWayne/th_Batmansuicide-1.jpg
Markez @ Jun 30th 2009 12:37AM
Hey now, hey now. Let's not be hasty. Leave the man alone. Let's not get into a pointless rant about who assarang'd who, and so on. Let's be civil. Jerks.
Nick Ritch @ Jun 30th 2009 12:43AM
Hey wayne! How do you explain this?
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/1/633611414608863867-batmanrobin.jpg
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 30th 2009 12:44AM
that's just some fucking loser pretending to be Batman
Taco_Hell @ Jun 30th 2009 12:48AM
So its Dick Grayson and your son? Well...I see SOMETHING runs in the family.
Nick Ritch @ Jun 30th 2009 12:59AM
What about these!
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq72/WillRyder69/batman-robin.jpg
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z205/gaviota770/gay.jpg
http://criticalmiami.com/images/batches/illegal/5.jpg
I found one really incriminating photo but I dont want to get banned from joystiq for posting it.
Just google "batman robin gay" turn off safe search and look through the photos if your curious*
*seriously Not Safe For Work... or for anytime for that matter.
Markez @ Jun 30th 2009 1:04AM
Please stop. It's actually not funny.
The Dark Wayne @ Jun 30th 2009 1:05AM
I already posted the suicide pick what more do you vultures want?!
ArchiGamer @ Jun 30th 2009 1:07AM
This thread went from funny to sad to weird and disturbing.
Sorry Wayne...
Sly @ Jun 30th 2009 1:44AM
yeah the 3rd picture was just WAY more than i wanted to see of wayne. why is it never catwoman?
Courtney @ Jun 30th 2009 2:53AM
Protip: If you find yourself suddenly in the middle of a conversation about Batman and Robin's possible love life, quit clicking links after the first two. It will only go downhill from there. It's kind of like Russian Roulette, sure it seems like fun, but something bad will eventually happen.
XBL: xGeneral DEATHx PSN: Deeth82 @ Jun 30th 2009 11:02AM
MY EYES!!!!
j.howlett @ Jun 29th 2009 11:15PM
i've been seriously considering getting the CE of this game. the fact that i don't have to go through gamestop is even more tempting.
Snowblind @ Jun 30th 2009 6:03AM
Even if the game sucks, it's worth it for the batarang.
Leroy_Octopus @ Jun 29th 2009 11:18PM
Microsoft should change the name to cheevos.
Cheevo Unlocked
Young_Nastyman @ Jun 30th 2009 9:27AM
I'm hungry for Cheetos now
atrimus @ Jun 29th 2009 11:23PM
i'll take it the Trophies list will look like a carbon copy.
derek @ Jun 30th 2009 12:12PM
Looks like a fun game but I think the next game should be based off of the classic series. Complete with all the 60's colors, the ridiculous story lines, and those action word thingys (ie. "BAM", "THOMP", etc.). I honestly would buy that before this one.
Ignatius @ Jun 29th 2009 11:45PM
You think these achievements are bad, look at Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires...
ArchiGamer @ Jun 30th 2009 12:03AM
Achievement Unlocked:
You Just Bought Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires...Loser....
Ignatius @ Jun 30th 2009 12:14AM
Who buys games anymore? GameFly FTW.
I get all the new games with none of the baggage.
bluesky_v2.01 @ Jun 30th 2009 12:35AM
Most people buy games and let's hope they continue to do so. If everyone was like you, game industry would die altogether.
Ignatius @ Jun 30th 2009 9:58AM
Yeah, well, when they don't charge insane prices for bad games, then I'll think about buying them.
xtremeholymuffin @ Jun 30th 2009 12:50PM
Achievement Unlocked:
You just GameFly'd Dynasty Warriors 6.....loser...... [-50gp]
Ignatius @ Jun 30th 2009 1:28PM
Achievement Unlocked:
You just bought a game for $60, beat it in two days and now it's worth $30! You FAIL! -100GS.
PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jun 29th 2009 11:56PM
DAMN YOU BATS!
hahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha