| Mail |
You might also like: WoW Insider, Massively, and more

Reader Comments (26)

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 7:39PM Ike said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I still don't understand why everyone bitches about the elevators...I've never had any load time problems with Mass Effect.
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 7:41PM Ballistic H said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
I assume from your username, load time doesn't wouldn't exist from your point of view.
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 8:10PM liketoprocrastinate said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
@Ballistic H:

I assume you have no idea what nihilism really means.
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:35PM modifiedbears said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
You do realize the elevators were the load times?

The only one that really annoyed me was the one inside the Normandy.
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:22AM imikedaman said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
@profoundbuffoon: Nihilism is the belief that nothing exists. Please explain how Ballistic H is wrong.
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:45PM borland502 said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
"Nihilism is the belief that nothing exists."

I refuse to resort to Google or a Holiday Inn Express, so I'll just go off of my limited knowledge. It's not the belief that nothing exists, but more the belief that nothing has a point or greater purpose than what you see: The Emo school of Philosophy. I can see how elevator load times might not get your attention if life is pointless.

Will to power bitches, even if Atlas shrugged in the face of a dead God due for resurrection once Lazarus comes forth .
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 7:40PM Ballistic H said

  • 1 heart
  • Report
There's a low-end iPhone/iPod Touch? They're all practically the same specs/performance.
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 8:36PM lockheede said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I have run across 2 games so far that will not even download because they will not run on iPhone 1.
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 9:42PM Xav de Matos said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
iPhone 3GS has a faster processor versus the iPhone, iPhone 3G and iPod Touch.
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:12AM spin cycle said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
The first two phones (1G and 3G) and 1G Touch are slowest (and all the same speed as each other). The 2G Touch is faster and the 3Gs iPhone is the fastest.
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 3:43AM Ballistic H said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
I said "practically".
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 8:22PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

  • 2.5 hearts
  • Report
I never thought I'd see the day someone made Wrex look even uglier.
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 9:06PM Obienator said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
..Shepard...

...Wrex...
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 9:52PM Centaur said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
...Obie...
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:28PM Xav de Matos said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
...Bueller...
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:34PM MystileArmor said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
..MC Hammer...
Reply

Posted: Jun 29th 2009 11:15PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
.. not sheppard .. jacob
.. not wrex .. a batharian
.. and miranda
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:26AM TheDarkWayne said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
spongebob!
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:52AM Red Son Rising said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Wilson!!!!
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 8:59PM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Bauer!
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:13AM spin cycle said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Listen Up! says it runs like crap on a 3Gs and is unplayable on anything else.
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:21AM (Unverified) said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
The game is not even available in the German App-Store :-( Is it an US only release or can I thank the infamous USK for classifying it as a youth-endangering killerspiel?
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 8:01AM Temidien said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
So is the "performance boost" a sex change for Jacob? That's all I got from that picture...
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:33AM StormEagle said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
Thank god! I muscled through during the first planet. It's a decent game. But it needs a fix fast. I just wish that you didn't control Jacob with the accelerometer. Hopefully this patch adresses the issue with the game continuing to load as you start the level. It's soooo slow.
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:56AM Red Son Rising said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
ok seriously tho, anyone complete this ME adventure? is the story at all relevant or interesting? i wanna pick up an ipod touch soon and this game was/is high up on the list of must haves..

i love ME, about to start a 5th playthru to try and get asari companion achievo (ugh, such a touchy one) and a few others im missing. cant get enough of the story either even tho i know what happens. in every single mission. all the time.

elevators were annoying but that never broke the game for me. i was more frustrated with the laggy framerate and texture pop in after loads. game runs better installed on hdd but the elevators are hard coded = always loooong..
Reply

Posted: Jun 30th 2009 10:01AM Red Son Rising said

  • 2 hearts
  • Report
ok seriously tho, anyone complete this ME adventure? is the story at all relevant or interesting? i wanna pick up an ipod touch soon and this game was/is high up on the list of must haves..

i love ME, about to start a 5th playthru to try and get asari companion achievo (ugh, such a touchy one) and a few others im missing. cant get enough of the story either even tho i know what happens. in every single mission. all the time.

elevators were annoying but that never broke the game for me. i was more frustrated with the laggy framerate and texture pop in after loads. game runs better installed on hdd but the elevators are hard coded = always loooong..
Reply
Sorry, you must be logged in to leave a comment.

Featured Stories

Engadget

TUAW

Massively

WoW