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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:12AM arnavdesai said

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This guy is a waste of oxygen he breathes.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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I salute him for his chutzpa.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 7:11PM xaduurv said

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Oh sweet haiku man
Your comments are misguided
Can't think of last line :P
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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this guys an ahole
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:25AM baby sea tuna said

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Patent-squatting is surely a nut-kickable offense.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:27AM ScottG13 said

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Software patents need to die a grizzly death.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:27AM (Unverified) said

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I await The Dark Wayne's bid.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:45PM TheDarkWayne said

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wtf?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:33AM Garrett said

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No Rock, Paper, Scissors game will ever beat the EXTREME DEATHMATCH

http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/?game=rockpaperscissors
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:44AM Foolkiller said

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This reminds me of some stories I heard a few years ago about lawyers who spent their time filing lawsuit after lawsuit about anything they could dream up just to see what would stick. Some of them actually made millions because large corporations would pay them to drop the suit to avoid bad publicity and court costs. Could this guy just keep filing patent applications for every possible notion he can dream up and hope that he roadblocks ideas of others and forces them buy patent apps from him?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:44AM Jamp said

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That EDGE guy would be so proud.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 10:45AM (Unverified) said

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I'm a patent attorney, and I can tell you that there is no way this guy could ever get a patent granted on this idea. Anybody can file a provisional application. I could doodle cirlces in crayon on a napkin and the patent office would take my application fee and give me a filing date. I can think of a dozen video games that incorporate rock, paper, scissors. Any of those games are prior art and would surely anticipate this "invention". Hopefully there isn't anyone dumb enough to give this guy a penny.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 12:55PM Ryguy226 said

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And as an examiner, I know that if someone even tried to file a non-provisional, it would get rejected up to high heaven.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 3:41PM (Unverified) said

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It sounds to me like this guy knows that and is just trying to commit fraud using eBay, and that's nothing new.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 11:11AM Vcize said

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How much did this guy spend on a provisional patent application?
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 11:19AM (Unverified) said

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Great use of an Alex Kidd screenshot though. I expect no less from JC!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 11:30AM adachan said

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I have a rock/paper/scissors game for sega saturn. It was something I bought in Japan and the gist of the game is you play rock/paper/scissors with cute girls in a game similar to strip poker. I am not totally sure how patents work, but this game seems have to beaten this guy to the idea anyway....
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 11:56AM hotdogcookingrobot said

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Good ol' rock. Nuthin' beats that!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 12:07PM (Unverified) said

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except paper apparently...

No, doesn't make sense to me either.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 8:04PM meth0dical said

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@rush
he's from philly, he's probably talking about crack
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 12:35PM Vidikron said

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I know people get some broad and stupid patents at times, but surely this patent would be rejected due to prior art and/or being obvious.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 1:56PM Nap said

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That's just pennies a day!
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 3:07PM BigD145 said

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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 7:29PM aerobica said

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Alex Kidd is cool and all, but Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom would've made for a WAY cooler Paper, Rock, Scissors screenshot.
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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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You cant patent a Rock, Paper,Scissors game! That would be like patenting a Solitaire game or a Tic Tac Toe game...sheesh....

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Posted: Jun 29th 2009 8:26PM (Unverified) said

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Christ, don't give him ideas!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:06PM crasher said

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This wouldn't pass the patent test of being "not obvious to someone skilled in the art". So anyone with a RPS game is perfectly safe.

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