Right, stay with us now -- Harcos, creators of the gaming-themed "beverage" Mana Energy Potion, have formed a partnership with multiplayer game portal Ijji to bring the "beverage" to the latter company's anime-influenced MMO, Lunia. Yes, the game-themed Mana Energy Potion has disembarked from the physical plane, and returned to the virtual world, either adding another layer of originality to the "beverage," or stripping said originality away altogether.
You may also be wondering why we keep putting quotes around the word "beverage." That's to symbolize the fact that if we were telling you this story in person, we'd be doing the finger-quote thing every time we said the word, as if to convey our less-than-favorable feelings towards the "beverage."
Get it? No? How about this -- Mana Energy Potions taste like rotten prison wine. Is that clear enough for you?
Reader Comments (26)
Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:09PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
Fuck mana...where's my Phoenix Down?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:10PM mr nimblewick said
Now imagine being a sorceress in Diablo 2 and having to chug one every few seconds.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:16PM RobS the 3rd said
To quote Walter from Jeff Dunham's act
"What was I thinking! Someone kill me please!"
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"What was I thinking! Someone kill me please!"
Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:27PM Sly C said
this is the best one. http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000142.php
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:23PM I am a machineee said
Excuse me, Mr. McElroy, I believe they were handing these out at the Joystiq Reader Meet-Up. Too harsh.
The red was meh, the blue was tasty enough.
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The red was meh, the blue was tasty enough.
Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:44PM MachDelta said
I haven't tried the blue, but the Red one tasted like cranberry juice mixed with horse piss. Honestly though, I wanted it more for the bottle than what was inside. It's now (filled with water and food coloring) another trinket surrounding my computer's elaborate shrine. :D
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:25AM I am a machineee said
Lol I actually have a few extra for that purpose. And I put the blue one in a corked glass vial. Wow we are nerds, eh?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:23PM (Unverified) said
Wait, they made a partnership to call it Mana Energy Potion? Couldn't they have just called it that. Every other game does it.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:43PM squeehunter said
Mana itself should be okay for everyone to use so I guess it's marketing. First mana potion ever: "So Moses said to Aaron, "Take a jar and put an omer of manna in it. Then place it before the LORD to be kept for the generations to come.""
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:28PM Wiizer said
Anybody played Lunia? I'm looking to get into the casual MMO scene, but having some problems finding a cheap worthwhile RPG.
I know, cheap and worthwhile is difficult to find in one of these things, but Lunia looks pretty good from what I'm reading... Any other suggestions?
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I know, cheap and worthwhile is difficult to find in one of these things, but Lunia looks pretty good from what I'm reading... Any other suggestions?
Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:07AM (Unverified) said
Just a little FYI for the group - I drank one of those things a few months ago and legitimately thought I was going to die. Shortly after drinking it I got dizzy and it was incredibly hard to breathe. It was NOT PLEASANT. My body apparently cannot process more than 6000% of recommended B12.
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Posted: Jul 4th 2009 2:32AM JoshMilewski said
Hey hey Griffin, you linked to that site (Steve, Don't Eat It!) on your Twitter.
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