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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:03PM The Wicker Man said

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ENOUGH WITH THE PACHTER. Are you in his fu**king bedroom reading his diary?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:10PM Rollins said

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He's doing it just to piss us off. :)
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:16PM The Wicker Man said

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I know, but I figured if I give him what he wants he will grow bored. Pachter Post Troll=Xav???
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:19PM Xav de Matos said

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Hey, I only wrote this one! Don't hate me! It's a Wedbush Morgan marathon because of the Industry Report released.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:22PM The Wicker Man said

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I kid, I kid. *holds hands* Okay, lets try and survive this.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:53PM MystileArmor said

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.. and thus, from this day on, every year June 30th, we will celebrate International Pachter-Bullshit-day!

People pulling facts out of the depths of anal cavities rejoice!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:03AM MystileArmor said

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....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:40AM blueskyv201 said

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Patches is a cool guy. Just be sure not to take any of his predictions seriously :) Or at least with a truckload of salt.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:54AM Mr Khan said

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lol @ Xav getting downvoted
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:25PM Xav de Matos said

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I also lawl'd.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:03PM RKN said

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Okay seriously, Joystiq, is June 30th Pachter day!?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:04PM Wiizer said

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OMG, NO MORE PACHTER STORIES!!!!1!

Seriously, just consolidate them and we'll all ridicule him in the comments.

You don't even have to WRITE A BLOG ENTRY JUST WRITE MICHAEL PACHTER!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:05PM (Unverified) said

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PATCHER

STOP

YOU ARE STARTING TO BE UP THERE WITH UWE BOLL RIGHT NOW
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:45PM Jeff Kibuule said

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You have to RUIN franchises to be up there with Uwe Boll. Let's not lower our standards here.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:49PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe I'm a little overboard yet
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:06PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah this is getting ridiculous now...
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:20PM (Unverified) said

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Ridiculously hilarious. Why can't I upvote the bloggers/articles on Joystiq?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:07PM Kyogissun said

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...Please, just stop. I really couldn't give a rats ass about what this guy thinks. He's an analyst, not an actual developer or representative of a company.

As far as I am concerned, he's no more important than the millions of bloggers out there with their OWN commentary on the industry. You and other sites just give him attention that honestly, I see as pointless.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:08PM (Unverified) said

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OH MY GOD ANOTHER PACHTER STORY!! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS!!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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Is that a picture of Pachter laughing all the way to the bank?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:08PM ScoobyMaroon said

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I came in here to ask if it seemed like Pachter was making more statements than usual lately. I guess I'm not the only one who was starting to notice.

The stuff he's been saying has been dumber than usual too.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:14PM Kyogissun said

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This especially. But what I find most stupid, is that he says mobile games, as if referring to ANY and ALL games that can be played MOBILE.

To me, I had at first interpreted the statement as such. And really, mobile games 'are' profitable. Peggle on the iTunes store says otherwise against his statement.

Plus... The iPhone is in a league of its own in terms of what it can do for cell phone gaming due to it actually having an operating system and not just having shitty games that wouldn't even be acceptable on the game boy color (*coughANYCELLPHONEGAMEEVERMADEcough*).
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:15PM Sinister Rouge said

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Woo! More Pachter! Let's go for some kind of idiotic record!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:15PM Xav de Matos said

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Guys, it's cool. Only 17 more Pachter stories to go. Hold my hand, we can do this.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:17PM The Wicker Man said

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Hahahahaa. Lonely crystal meth filled night in the great white north eh?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:18PM RobS the 3rd said

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NOOOOoOOoO! *sob!*
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:05AM (Unverified) said

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Eww, I don't want to hold your hand! I don't know were its been!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:17PM (Unverified) said

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YOU CAN NOW ONLY POST IN ALL CAPS
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:13AM psnkillstrike said

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YAY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:16AM (Unverified) said

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YEAH
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:18PM (Unverified) said

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[One year later, This user has asked us to remove this comment. He'd rather be rude and NOT let you know his real name.]
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:22PM (Unverified) said

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Uh-oh. Random commenter John Packebush is disappointed in you, Xav. What are you gonna do now?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:41PM (Unverified) said

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You so funny.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:05AM Xav de Matos said

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@WREturns: Is calling the Ghostbusters an option?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:07AM (Unverified) said

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For you, Xav? Always.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:09AM Xav de Matos said

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:27AM Roto13 said

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That "half-wit" happens to be right 60% of the time.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:20PM incubeezer said

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Pachter: Predicts more Pachter prediction stories on Joystiq, readers 'furious'
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:23PM Xav de Matos said

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Well if you're just going to ruin my feature articles by telling everyone the titles before they go live, then I give up!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:23PM dogmaticatheist said

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THIS JUST IN!!!

Pachter predicts that Pachter will make more predictions than usual!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:23PM Xav de Matos said

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MOFO's gonna be self-aware SOONISH.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:24PM The Wicker Man said

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Pachter Declares New Skynet, "RAD!" Predicts mysterious new T-800 model will win bring us closer to a 1 console future!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:27PM spin cycle said

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Oh, I think the market is in a boom that will not be sustained right now. But it's not going to go away any more than it has in Japan, which experienced the boom years before the US.

Crummy cash-ins like the rail shooters we see such as the Mass Effect one will not be as successful in the future, nor viewed as adding much to the series they are part of.

At least, IMHO.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:28PM mocax said

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it seems to be the in thing to cram as many apps on the iphone as possible.
all my friends are doing it, but they don't use 99% of the stuff they downloaded/bought.

strange things people do.....
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:42PM s ls said

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its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:44PM (Unverified) said

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This is good analysis. Keep the Pachter quotes coming. I'm ready to invest!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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He has a point. People may buy 1-2 games on mobile devices but they are more likely to buy applications and plugins in comparison. The market becomes saturated at a point, making a few titles profitable while others are left to wither. Combine that and the lowering cost of gaming rigs(not Alienware bundle bags, im talking real rigs and parts) and I think the next boom is in PC Digital Distribution, a la Steam, Impulse, Direct2Drive, and future download platforms.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:11AM Gib said

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Games I have *bought* (not including lite or free versions) from the AppStore = 15-18 different titles (about $60). Apps I have *bought* (not including lite or free versions) from the AppStore = 3 different titles (about $10)

This Patcher guy is an complete idiot.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:21AM (Unverified) said

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Buying 16-18 games on any platform is something that will separate you and the average consumer. You are not an average consumer.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:13AM Gib said

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Buying that many games at $60 each for a console would mean I am not an average customer. Buying that many for the iPhone at $1-$10 each means I am average. I have spent more on games for my iPhone than all other iTunes purchases combined.

While I might avoid that $.99 fart app that everyone else buys, I don't think I am that far from the norm. Of the current Top 50 paid apps, thirty-one are games. I understand they might not generate a lot of income, but if enough people pay for it, you can still make some money. Some of those are only $1, some are $10 ... but that is well over patcher's 20% B.S.
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