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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:05AM (Unverified) said

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The reason the movie sucked is because they forgot to add Chun-Li's massive arms and hands.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 11:08AM KillaChaos said

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Don't you mean her massive thighs and breasts?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:06AM The Monarch said

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If Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li was billed as a 75%-comedy in the spirit of Drag Me to Hell I would have considered it a masterpiece.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:42AM MarkezJM said

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Drag me to Hell? 75% comedy? It's got a shockingly high average score on Metacritic for what I'd perceived to be a horror/thriller flick, is that not what kinda movie it is?

Girlfriend and I love scary movies so we were thinking about hitting it up, but I'd have to pass if it's actually as much comedy as you're suggesting :P
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:56AM Sly C said

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most "horror" movies are comedies now anyways. my bloody valentine? PSSHH.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:02AM MarkezJM said

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Yeah if we hadn't gone to see that in 3D it really would've been bordering on untolerable. While My Bloody Valentine was jam packed with typically cliche horror movie gimmicks, I don't think it was necessarily trying to be a comedy.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:16AM The Monarch said

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It's SUPPOSED to be part comedy, you fool! Army of Darkness style!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:20AM The Monarch said

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Oh, my bad, it seems you understand.

HOWEVER, I would like to provide my unconditional recommendation of the masterpiece that is drag me to hell.

You'll jump a few times and laugh your ass off for the rest of the movie. Some parts are fairly intense, though, just due to Sam Raimi's dedication towards pushing the limits of good taste.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:51AM whylekat said

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@markez

don't see drag me to hell! It's dumb
*Spoilers* the main evil is a button. There I said it. A friggin button. Sooo stupid!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:57AM MarkezJM said

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I never have been able to see the word *spoiler and not read past it. Obviously, I have no one to blame but myself, but thanks a pantload :P
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:18AM Sly C said

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yeah, everytime i see "SPOILERS", i just wanna read past it and spoil everything. i have a thing for spoilers though. like i was on the battle of hogwarts chapter in the last harry potter book and i was getting impacient so i just went on wikipedia are read what happened and then read it for myself. weird right?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:21AM U U D D L R L R B A SELECT START said

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Thats why I like giving spoilers that are totally fictitious. That way, when watching if they remember my "spoiler" they keep anticipating it throughout the story.

I have had people come up to me afterward utterly confused assuming they missed something. ^ . ^
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:01PM Uphillbothways said

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A taste of Raimi's previous horror / comedy masterpiece, Bruce Cambell vs. Army of Darkness

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

I could keep going with these quotes all day; it's just about as quotable as a movie can get.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:45PM The Monarch said

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THAT'S RIGHT, THE MAIN EVIL IS A BUTTON AND A GOAT-DEMON!!!!!

DO YOU NOT SEE HOW FUCKING AWESOME THIS IS?!?!?!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:15PM Saria the Cat said

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I LOVE Army of Darkness.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:38PM The Monarch said

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If you don't mind the distinct lack of Bruce Campbell, you should go see Drag Me to Hell
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:08AM Ryuk said

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i'm buying the dvd for some laughs
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:08AM Ryuk said

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I hope it comes with a collection of all the reviews!!!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:34AM mcarage said

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Rent. Even laughing at the movie it isn't worth buying.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:00AM EMaster said

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How Dare you! LOL jk. But seriously do not give these people your money. They should be paying you to even consider purchasing this.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:15AM timstew said

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Don't listen to your penis. This movie is terrible, and you should not pay to watch it.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:00AM Cheesus Crust said

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lol!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:17AM hsol said

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Chris Klein's atrocious performance alone is reason enough for me to see the movie. Nash out!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:26AM The Monarch said

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Chris Klein was my avatar for months after seeing that movie.

Now I switched it over to Michael Clark Duncan as Balrog.

Let me tell you, that gamer picture pack is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:24AM kentuckyfried said

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Why wasn't this event announced earlier (or was it)?

It helps b/c I can pass on to certain radio contacts I have down in Socal, maximize exposure and all...
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:03AM Xav de Matos said

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We did write about it before the event. Check the first hyperlink in the story.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:56AM Apollo26 said

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So did he get to keep all the Chun li's after?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:24AM (Unverified) said

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The chun li in the middle looks like a guy. The chun li on the right? Shwing!!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:02AM EMaster said

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That is a word that needs to come back... SHWING! Is the one in the middle even Asian? I would like to see the rest of the chick on the right in order for me to semi-standup and thrust my hips slightly before I go "Swhing"! Start using the word ppl!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:53PM (Unverified) said

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Shwing. A word of epic proportions.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:07AM (Unverified) said

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hey thats JESS from allgames interactive on the right. GO JESS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF JOYSTIQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! allgames.com
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:08AM (Unverified) said

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oops i mean on the left
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:44PM TigerClaw said

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Btw, She is no longer a part of http://allgames.com
She's a part of http://gamegirl.com/ now.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 4:53AM (Unverified) said

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Mike Ross is the nastiest Honda in all the land
Good job Mike!
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 6:58AM (Unverified) said

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That movie had bad acting, bad (and wrong) storyline, terrible lines, but pretty images.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 7:54AM MaxShrek said

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I was going to ask if the movie was released to theaters yet, but apparently, that already happened?
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 8:26AM (Unverified) said

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What a great piece of cinema.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 8:32AM PedoJokerBear said

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such a huge box for so little money
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 2:21PM Sly C said

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ugh i hate hookers like that. :P
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:01AM Gnoll said

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Any one of those Chun-Li's look a thousand times more like Chun-Li than the one in the movie. They are probably equally as good at acting, considering it takes no effort.

I have to admit I had a great time watching Legend of Chun-Li, just because we went on the Thursday after it opened at the earliest screening and NO ONE but me and my friend were there, so we could loudly and openly heckle it the entire time.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 8:52AM Omega Aero said

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I think they meant to say the prize was to say sorry for the film, not to celebrate it.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:02AM Mayor West said

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Three Chun-Lis and one guy is my life long dream.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:30AM StormEagle said

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I love the random "thumbs up" in that pic.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 4:57PM (Unverified) said

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Yea that is hilarious.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:31AM clogger said

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Mike Ross is a boss. Too bad Justin Wong wasn't at this one.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 9:48AM (Unverified) said

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does he get the three chun li too
damn they're hot
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 12:30PM Manhammer said

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its true what they say, they all look alike.












































































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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:25PM Xemplar said

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yeah, your mother really DOES look a lot like one of those trailer trash whores.
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Posted: Jun 30th 2009 1:23PM djenkins83 said

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I would like to use 1000 palm strike on any of those chun-li's
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