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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:06AM EdwardD said

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Pachter Pachter Pachter... jeez...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:09AM skipjimroo said

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Tell me about it!

Joystiq, if you love Pachter so much, why don't you marry him?

And have his babies.

And make love to his bottom.

Ok, that last one was just for me. Seriously though, no more of this douche, please. Preferably ever.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:43AM xFenixKnightx said

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Agree with both. I hate Pachter. Most of his predictions/estimations/coin flips fail. Stupid old man. Wasn't he the one who said PS3 would overtake 360 for 2nd place a long time ago? Then he just said it again yesterday. What a dumbass! I hate him and I hate his mom for making him!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:54AM (Unverified) said

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Why is pachter so important? his opinions are worthless, and his analysis is is barely good enough for flame wars. about half of the time joystick:playstation reports something from him I reply just to yell at the opinion. the other half I ignore the post. honestly, the fact that his predictions have any weight is horrible.

I equate him to micheal moore. I don't think he believes the feces he's spitting. I think he does it just to get a reaction.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:02PM The Wicker Man said

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Pachter is new and exciting! He is the Gordon Freeman to joystiqs half life. BLAH BLAH BLAH...Dr. Pacther!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:35PM smakus said

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Seriously. Does this asshole have stock in Joystiq or something? Can we never ever read another bullshit post about this Patcher nutjob again?

God damn, Joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:43PM Ralph23 said

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Is this website some guy named Patcher's personal blog? I want real video game news. If I wanted fortune telling I would look up the latest weather forecast.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:07AM Babel said

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Urgh, Joystiq, why do you try to hurt me so? Countless articles on this guy are crushing my soul.

Pachter it in, will ya?

Heheh, I'm so witty...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:38AM Jack Tretton said

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Dear Joystiq,

I've never known you to be a whore for pageviews -- that's Kotaku's shtick and they can have it -- so what's up with this? Summarize Patcher's latest grab bag of theories in one post with lots of bullet points, then take it out back and treat it like Old Yeller.

Love,
JT
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:52PM technoKyle said

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Joystiq is Pachter the brim with Pachter.

Heh heh...

ಠ_ಠ
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:08AM iHavePants said

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B
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:09AM Premature ejaculation man said

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Xav wasnt lying :D

Though I love the image
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:28AM (Unverified) said

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No more... No more Michael Pachter. Please. Just because some guy says something doesn't mean its gonna happen - and for the love of god, every time the guy opens his mouth it doesn't deserve a whole new article. Please... just stop.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:40AM interceptor said

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FFS NO MORE PACHTER!

No-one gives a crap what he thinks. He's just one very opinionated guy, who also happens to be bat-shit crazy at times. His "predictions" are no more valid or informed than anybody elses in my opinion.

Seriously, Joystiq, couldn't we just have had one Pacter article with bullet points of all his ramblings? Why all these seperate "news" items - that aren't really news.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:00AM Uraeus said

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Well this article wasn't actually so much about his predictions, but about what has already happened :)
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:00AM DeepFriedSushi said

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patcher sucks balls. his predictions are always off but of course like pinning a donkey blindfolded hes right once every 100 tries.

also predicting a price drop is pointless because its gonna happen regardless thats like saying its going to rain sometime in the future. its pretty much inevitable and any moron coulda predicted but its so damn obvious that no one bothers to state it.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:02AM Omega Aero said

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So how do I get a job like Pachter and get paid for either stating the obvious or guessing thing?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:36AM CobraClutch said

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Be a weatherman.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:05AM (Unverified) said

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I don't think he gets paid for saying all this games stuff. He does a similar job, but games predictions are just a hobby.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:07AM Xemplar said

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Patcher datcher mo fatcher catcher, fi fie foe gatcher latcher
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:41AM Istari Spartan said

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PAAATCHER!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:53AM joeymoto said

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Am I supposed to rap to this shit?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:10AM Lov3 said

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Seriously Joystiq, enough is enough! Stop reposting different parts of the same report over and over again! If we wanted to, we could have read the morgan bush report ourselves 10 articles ago!

Also, I can't take anymore of this 'pachter is a fanboy' crap from this community! It's like you guys are going out of your way to make yourselves look stupid.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:11AM (Unverified) said

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Actually, Pachter has a better idea of what is going on business-wise than any of us! He obviously is well educated in business and all the stuff that goes with it, such as statistics. His predictions make sense and are based on trends and business models. Economics, even in the video game world, in general is based on theory and conjecture and from previous experience, but it is not a definite science. Education...you need it, he has it.
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Posted: Jul 7th 2009 2:27PM lobotomies4free said

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thank you
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:04AM (Unverified) said

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anyone that talks about it not being a definitive science doesn't have a clue about what science is. that said, his "theory and conjecture based on previous experiences" is either blindingly obvious. his great training in business and statistics allow him to use non-definitive language like "almost irrelevant". almost, but it's still relevant, so he's he right either way. the rest of his predictions are either wrong or guessing percentage accuracy, or obvious even to someone who learns economics by listening to conservative radio.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:26AM (Unverified) said

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What the hell is this, Pachter-stiq? One man's opinion is not news, no matter how much he's paid to say it. Unless this man put out some report on 2009 video games, there's no reason for him to have five stories in the past 24 hours.

Forget it, I'm reading another news site from now on.

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:11AM (Unverified) said

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You'll be missed!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:57AM emirabal said

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I implore you, the internets needs you here, we can not and will not operate this site without you. Please come back and stay here where the news is plentiful and the soul stays quenched. Your presence is, ah eff it, peace kid.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:16AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Dear lord...talk about overkill.....can someune just off patcher so we can stop seeing this shit??
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:22AM oOWallaceOo said

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Micheal Pachter is so good at analysing things he can tell you the chemical forumla of water just by looking at it.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:47AM (Unverified) said

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GIVE SOME FUCKING OTHER NEWS ALREADY
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:53AM Copland said

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Joystiq is in love with Pachter lol
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:59AM Kaminaaa said

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I don't see what peoples problem with Pachter is. He's right most of the time, and even if he isn't the things he says do make sense.

Anyone who watches Gametrailers Bonus Round will know he's a stand up guy. So stfu.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:06AM (Unverified) said

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we don't hate him we are merely angry with the fact that joystiq have turned what should have been one summary post of all his points into about 6 small posts fill with the blinding obvious, like because people have less money they are buying cheep consoles, well no shit i need your help to figure out that one.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:04AM (Unverified) said

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omfg we no longer care about this asshat
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:05AM (Unverified) said

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Anyone can be right when they guess enough times. 360 results are skewed as well, probably accounts for 10 million consoles that people rebought alone and still do.

Put me on the record now, the next generation of consoles will all ship out with engineering problems to help boost sales in the long run. You've heard it hear first folks. It's not as uncommon as you may think when you deal with consumer electronics or appliances.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:20AM (Unverified) said

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I know it is kinda slow in the news department, but I would rather see Rosie naked than hear about Pachter one more time.
Pachter thinks video games will sell well around Christmas.
Pachter thinks that Wii Resort Sports will sell well
Pachter hates himself as much as we do
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:22AM Indefinite Implosion said

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Pachter Making Boatloads of Money From Bullshit Reports, says Pachter's Accountant
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:27AM (Unverified) said

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Stop posting Pachter articles; the guy is an idiot and this is not news.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:56AM MrTyzik said

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I think the original XBox should be a little larger in that image.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:56AM SaltyGary said

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I DON"T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT PACHTER THINKS
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:59AM emirabal said

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Hey Stiq, love this guy pachter, i think you guys should hire him, it might be beneficial to your site, but hey dont post the news so early in the AM where it will be missed when the rest of the news comes in. Keep up the good work. Im gonna go google this guy Pachter, he sounds WICKED COOL.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:11AM ChomskyKnows said

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in other news, water is wet...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:14PM KyGuyTC7 said

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everything I know is a lie!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:00AM (Unverified) said

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Heh, I came here to see if anyone else was complaining about "Pachter Pachter Pachter". Good work! Maybe Joystiq will climb out of his a&s and write about something/someone else.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:03AM (Unverified) said

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seriously considering going to another blog. pachter is not news or blog worthy to this degree. find another way to generate article ideas...this reeks of amateur journalism, criticizing or reporting on a single analyst over and over again. It's like movie blogs only reporting on Roger Ebert, time and time again.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:02AM Geeky said

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I'm also so tired of hearing this and that for Pachter.

Feh!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:06AM Viglin said

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Is it too much to ask for...upcoming gaming information?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:07AM StormEagle said

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Those consoles run as fast as KENYANS!!
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