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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 11:32AM (Unverified) said

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That's Major Nelson back there !

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 11:29AM edgar said

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Now that's just terrible... Maybe EA wasgoing for the B-movie poster look? Pretty lame looking cover art considering the original's looked badass.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 11:39AM irken004 said

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WTF this looks like the cover of a japanese tentacle game XP

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 11:55AM edgar said

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Yup, its a tentacle game. The aliens are probably telling her to open wide... cause here it comes!

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:00PM RK4N3 said

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Hey look at the article about "Damnation Devs" on the main Joystig page. Look at the hot chicks face....after checking out her bewbs..
now look at the girls face on the dead space cover.... COINCIDENCE!!?? I think NOT!!!

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:05PM StormEagle said

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New Title Confirmed:

Dead Space: Insertion

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:13PM samfish said

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The dude in the background is thinking, "Oh come on. It it doesn't smell THAT bad. Way to over react to a fart, Renee."

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:32PM Jawmuncher said

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His face does kinda look like that

LOL
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:30PM Xylon Uxkid said

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Im not trolling or anything like that but...I dont like it...awwww, but I have been waiting for this game!!! Im a huge fan of Dead Space, I also own the comics and the movie lol. Dead Space FTW!

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:19PM KenkakuKnight said

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Looks like the Joystiq folks really can't get that image out of their heads. The woman's head has been shopped in to as many pics as they can get in following articles. Almost every one where there is a bipedal, humanoid-ish figure, her head has been pasted over at least one figure in the pic.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:08PM Dashx747 said

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"Try not to look at the artwork too long, you might get the image of that poor woman's face stuck in your head, like we have ..."

Now that I read the other post I understand the dark prophecy.,,

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:12PM (Unverified) said

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Christ Joystiq, you've made the whole 'photoshop her face onto everything' old already!

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:54PM (Unverified) said

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On the contrary, I have not laughed this hard all day. I am on my lunch break at work so I'm trying not to be loud about it but.... goddamn. I didn't notice most of them, so when I realized what was going on and scrolled back up through the posts and tried to find her in each one.... ha. Hilarity ensued.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:43PM TwEE said

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Bad ass cover. Most covers just have a boring 3D render of a character standing there, and its been that way since the ps1 and n64.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:06PM VaultBoy said

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What is with the face being pasted onto everything?

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:19PM Divo366 said

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Really... it's on everything posting since... weird.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:00PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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did you read the last sentence?? lol
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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Man, you guys know how to dedicate yourselves to a joke...

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:40PM J43 said

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LOL, you guys put her face on everypost after. lol

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:43PM JoshMilewski said

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Sorry Joystiq, but this is really dumb and annoying.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:44PM JoshMilewski said

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And it's because I saw the face everywhere before I read this post.

The same as it will be/is for most other people.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:43PM (Unverified) said

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GTFO Joystiq.

Stop doing this it's retarded.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:49PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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Don't listen to the dissenters, Joystiq! 'tis hilarious!

I love you Jem

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:11PM Yojimb0 said

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At first I was like, wow they photoshopped this one REALLY well.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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I was reading through the newest posts first and saw that woman's face everywhere, and it was kinda freaking me out. Then I finally got to this post, and understanding ensued.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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Uh...no. I can't say as I like this cover at all. I very much prefer the placeholder artwork I've seen on several sites: a jet black cover with "Dead Space Extraction" written in blue.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:28PM Pojomofo said

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What is with all the DSG photoshop bashing? If you dont like it, just dont look at the pics, I find it hard to believe that the pics are making you soooo upset that you are going to hurt yourself or others over it.

PS, I now have expectations for the Joystiq podcast cover art

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:40PM (Unverified) said

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I'm buying this game just for the box.

Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:53PM alexmes said

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wow joystiq, this photoshopping her head onto everything business is really unfunny.

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 2:00AM maveric101 said

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you are wrong.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 4:13AM kinghd818 said

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hhhhmmmmmmmm i rather see a floating arm in space as the box art....seriously they should have kept the theme going........left for dead didnt change....but now it makes the first L4D look like its the 4th in the series

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 4:39AM (Unverified) said

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The guy in the background kinda looks like if Vin Diesel and Jon Stewart of the Daily Show had a son.

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 8:47AM BanditKing said

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Wow thats the worst box art since Night Trap (http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/776/776279/top-25-tuesday-most-awesome-covers-20070327025738152.jpg)
Calvin Tuckers Redneck Jamboree aside as thats not a game despite what the box says.

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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The cover/ female that started a epidemic . . .

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:29AM cylet said

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SO THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN lol

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:41AM (Unverified) said

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We know the box art is ugly but please stop putting her face everywhere.

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 6:33PM (Unverified) said

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Stop hating, people! Seeing this chick's face everywhere is awesome. Hopefully they'll post a New Super Mario Bros. Wii article and slap a mustache on her.

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