Fitness Hero! Workout Hero! (Not from Activision, though!)
by Alexander Sliwinski 
{ Jul 1st 2009 at 8:30PM }
We said it before -- when Gearbox Software registered War Hero -- doesn't Activision own the word "hero" in relation to any video game by this point? We know Activision is litigious -- even when it's wrong. Some attorney on retainer should be all over this.
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Maverick Saturn @ Jul 1st 2009 8:33PM
F me, thats the most disturbing one yet! :O
Nightmares!!
Rich @ Jul 1st 2009 8:34PM
wow now its on engadget too
sike
Ckff7 @ Jul 1st 2009 8:36PM
Lol..keep it up Joystiq
Jeff Smith @ Jul 1st 2009 8:37PM
Man, I must've really stared at that Dead Space image too long. I can't get it out of my head !
Maverick Saturn @ Jul 1st 2009 8:38PM
Its viral marketing :D
You're bound to buy it now
Lieutenant Gunther (PSN: helghast102) @ Jul 1st 2009 8:37PM
Bringing the "Joy" to Joystiq :)
AAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!
Sly (of the Dead Space Face Promotion Squad) @ Jul 1st 2009 9:59PM
your DSG avatar uploaded...
Zinger314 @ Jul 1st 2009 8:37PM
Dead Space Hero?
Zexion_VI @ Jul 1st 2009 8:38PM
You forgot Girl in the title. Who cares about Dead Space...Its the girl everyone lusts for.
MystileArmor @ Jul 1st 2009 8:51PM
With a mouth like that, who wouldn't?
F1: Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu @ Jul 1st 2009 8:39PM
She's in nearly every post!
bongoes @ Jul 1st 2009 8:40PM
This is really getting old. And it get's better with age!
Dustin @ Jul 1st 2009 8:40PM
lol when will it end??
Mike K @ Jul 1st 2009 8:42PM
So much pain!
ottoman673 @ Jul 1st 2009 8:45PM
anyone else think DSG bears a sliiiight resemblance to michael jackson?
msuanderson @ Jul 1st 2009 11:21PM
too soon?
Kodros @ Jul 1st 2009 8:49PM
Dead Space Girl never rests!
Leroy_Octopus @ Jul 1st 2009 8:49PM
To all the complainers:
If you don't like it go somewhere else.
Signed,
Captain Obvious
tmacairjordan87 @ Jul 1st 2009 8:54PM
I don't like it because it derails articles. All of the comments are "OMG DOOD I totally couldn't find her." Or "HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY NOW"
ArchiGamer @ Jul 1st 2009 8:54PM
And that's different from all the other times how?
Leroy_Octopus @ Jul 1st 2009 9:00PM
Oh noes, guys! tmac doesn't like it! What are we gonna do?
MystileArmor @ Jul 1st 2009 8:50PM
Go away if you don't like it, douchebag.
Keep 'm coming guys. The fucking funniest thing ever.
ArchiGamer @ Jul 1st 2009 8:51PM
Dedication knows to never stop.
tmacairjordan87 @ Jul 1st 2009 8:52PM
"Sick of this crap"
The most appropriate name on Joystiq ever.
ArchiGamer @ Jul 1st 2009 8:52PM
I'm so in love with that face i'm just going to end up buying the game just to stare at it all fucking day.
Thanks Joystiq!
killthemsmithers @ Jul 1st 2009 8:55PM
people can bitch but they will miss her when she is gone
Ckff7 @ Jul 1st 2009 8:56PM
I can't handle this XD
Chin-Paaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! @ Jul 1st 2009 9:03PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lieutenant Gunther of Dead Space Girl's personal army. (PSN: helghast102) @ Jul 1st 2009 9:04PM
You did it!
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wanna work any time soon?
IDontLikeYou (Much) @ Jul 1st 2009 9:05PM
YESSS
Jinsenken @ Jul 1st 2009 9:05PM
Thought that stupid picture would be over by now.
First Pachter day and now this. Joystiq, see ya in a week. Hopefully you'll stop with the spammy articles.
MystileArmor @ Jul 1st 2009 9:07PM
Don't let the proverbial door hit you in the ass on the way out!
Jinsenken @ Jul 2nd 2009 1:39PM
Door was locked. Thank god joystiq stopped with this stupid nonsense.
AerialAngel @ Jul 1st 2009 11:11PM
they dont fucking give up..
Codex @ Jul 2nd 2009 12:45AM
WHO THE F IS IT?
xraybravo @ Jul 2nd 2009 1:03AM
Aren"t you guys going a little crazy with the deadspace lady?
ILikePopCans @ Jul 2nd 2009 2:09AM
Omg, I like how non of the 35 comments ever talk about the article.
Not saying its a bad thing,
I think I forgot something ... oh yeah. Go dead space girl, your so dreamy :)
mvp576 @ Jul 2nd 2009 5:13AM
WERE'S THE FACE!?!?! I CAN'T FIND IT!
pcs800 @ Jul 2nd 2009 8:20AM
Ok, I missed it, why is this face on all these posts?