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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:47PM RKN said

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:07PM RKN said

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I think I'm gonna buy Dead Space: Extraction even though I don't have a Wii and just stare at the cover for a good laugh.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:27PM nullset said

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Is joystiq's viral marketing scheme in alliance with EA bearing fruit?

MORE AT 11!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:48PM MarkezJM said

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Man that one broad is horrified
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:52PM cbarrentos said

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i'd be horrified, too. can you believe she's going out with John Travolta!?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:48PM (Unverified) said

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That face is making me trip balls without even being on anything. Dead Space Extracting my sanity on Joystiq!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:16PM iHavePants said

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I think they should start shooping Pachter's face into each picture as well as M'lady.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:48PM CptKillaGunz said

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This is crazy lol!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:50PM Tre said

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"This is blasphemy! This is madness!"

No...

"THIS... IS... DEAD SPACE!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:53PM NathanDTS said

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Hi crazy lady.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:50PM mr nimblewick said

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Where are the legs in the bottom right coming from?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:50PM CptKillaGunz said

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:51PM pedasn said

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:53PM Rhamsey said

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sandy is hot
also, this was on last night.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 11:16PM Garst said

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Tell me more! Tell me more, like does she have a tight c**t?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:53PM HeavyToka said

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Damn the girl on the right is Fugly rofl
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:39PM (Unverified) said

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Actually she's the best looking one in the bunch.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:13PM djenkins83 said

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Stop it!!! And you know what I am talking about.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:54PM (Unverified) said

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This is hilarious! Keep it going!

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:54PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Are you guys kidding? I'd so hit that...



...twice.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:34PM (Unverified) said

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I'd hit it everytime Joystiq photoshops that pic. Yes, including the one with the body of that gigantic beast.



No, not that one really. (~,-)
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:54PM Maulok said

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I am having a very emotional day due to a death in the family this morning.

That picture is the first thing to make me laugh since I got the news. Thank you very much.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:31PM jtenma said

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My prayers go out to you my friend...
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:02AM Maulok said

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Thank you very much, jtenma.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:55PM PedoJokerBear said

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you wont stop til we get enough huh?

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM Sly C said

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knowing joystiq, they won't stop for a LONG time. but at least it's still funny now.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:02PM Ryuk said

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michael jackson reference?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:12PM PedoJokerBear said

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CHOME'ON!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:12PM (Unverified) said

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Damn you PedoJokerBear!! I have that song in my head now!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:55PM ZexionArmando said

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Tell me more, tell me more, where did you get your make up done, Dead Space girl?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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OLD

Leave it to a bunch of 4chan rejects to run something into the ground so freaking fast...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:58PM The Wicker Man said

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Whoa! Take her easy dude. X button is the door. Use it.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:07PM Maulok said

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I'm sorry if everyone's fun got in the way of the important and serious business of video game blog commenting.

What important point did you want us to discuss about Grease on the DS?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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I've said it before in reply to you, and I'll say it again.


Your name is peepoop.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:25PM PedoJokerBear said

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man named peepoop thinks something is being runned into the ground haha
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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You've just made yourself a Joystiq reject.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:40PM MystileArmor said

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Someone had to take Sprinkles Scepter of Trollness over, since he is anti-trolling (???) every once in a while.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:26PM The Monarch said

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 5:55PM (Unverified) said

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Lots of butthurt in those replies
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:57PM (Unverified) said

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I can't breath! XD
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq,

The wii is having a hard enough time even after 3 years and a bazillion dollars made gaining crediblilty as a viable gaming platform on this site. Articles like this don't help. Though they do provide you with excelent photoshopportunities. I
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:02PM Dirty said

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Grease is good for keeping all that dust off your console.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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Damn you dirty hippo. every system collects dust. go find a new attack.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM Comet 20 said

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I dont know guys this game could be....Systematic...Hydromatic....WHY IS COULD BE GREASE LIGHTNING!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM MarkezJM said

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It's to the point where continuing to put that on every single post means that none of your commenters are going to comment on the actual post.

Same effect as posting 100 Pachter bits over the last few days. Nobody discusses the post's content, rather they just post about how irritated they are that all there seemingly are, are more and more Pachter posts.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:00PM Sly C said

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yeah, i was thinking the same thing. but every place needs a day of shitting around right?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:01PM (Unverified) said

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maybe this should be an annual thing?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:04PM (Unverified) said

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how about a daily thing, it'l make me read it more often.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:08PM Dirty said

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Joystiq is the new playboy, of course I still read the articles.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Awesome. Please keep this going.
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