Go Grease Lightning (to the Wii and DS)
by Griffin McElroy 
{ Jul 1st 2009 at 2:45PM } 
505 Games recently picked up the rights to adapt the musical film in conjunction with Paramount Digital Entertainment. The game will put players in the gaudy, unfortunate shoes of one of Sandy or Danny's cronies, forcing them to sing and dance using motion controls, microphones or the DS touch screen. Further gameplay details or a release date for Grease are currently unknown. C'mon, 505! Tell us more! Tell us more!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Chin-Poh The Wanderer, nice to meet you all! @ Jul 1st 2009 2:47PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Chin-Poh The Wanderer, nice to meet you all! @ Jul 1st 2009 3:07PM
I think I'm gonna buy Dead Space: Extraction even though I don't have a Wii and just stare at the cover for a good laugh.
nullset @ Jul 1st 2009 3:27PM
Is joystiq's viral marketing scheme in alliance with EA bearing fruit?
MORE AT 11!
Markez @ Jul 1st 2009 2:48PM
Man that one broad is horrified
charlie b. @ Jul 1st 2009 2:52PM
i'd be horrified, too. can you believe she's going out with John Travolta!?
Marcus Heller @ Jul 1st 2009 2:48PM
That face is making me trip balls without even being on anything. Dead Space Extracting my sanity on Joystiq!
Ihavepants @ Jul 1st 2009 3:16PM
I think they should start shooping Pachter's face into each picture as well as M'lady.
CptKillaGunz @ Jul 1st 2009 2:48PM
This is crazy lol!
[tre] @ Jul 1st 2009 2:50PM
"This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
No...
"THIS... IS... DEAD SPACE!!!!!!!!!"
Nathan-DTS @ Jul 1st 2009 2:53PM
Hi crazy lady.
mr nimblewick @ Jul 1st 2009 2:50PM
Where are the legs in the bottom right coming from?
CptKillaGunz @ Jul 1st 2009 2:50PM
No, this is crazy lady!
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o96/xdefuego/DeadSpaceMarine.jpg
pedasn @ Jul 1st 2009 2:51PM
STOP IIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/spongebob-this-cant-be.jpg
Rhamsey @ Jul 1st 2009 2:53PM
sandy is hot
also, this was on last night.
Garst @ Jul 1st 2009 11:16PM
Tell me more! Tell me more, like does she have a tight c**t?
Heavytoka @ Jul 1st 2009 2:53PM
Damn the girl on the right is Fugly rofl
Dave @ Jul 1st 2009 3:39PM
Actually she's the best looking one in the bunch.
Avada Kadavra 9 @ Jul 1st 2009 3:13PM
Stop it!!! And you know what I am talking about.
Kenology18 @ Jul 1st 2009 2:54PM
This is hilarious! Keep it going!
Captain Planet @ Jul 1st 2009 2:54PM
Are you guys kidding? I'd so hit that...
...twice.
Dave @ Jul 1st 2009 3:34PM
I'd hit it everytime Joystiq photoshops that pic. Yes, including the one with the body of that gigantic beast.
No, not that one really. (~,-)
Maulok @ Jul 1st 2009 2:54PM
I am having a very emotional day due to a death in the family this morning.
That picture is the first thing to make me laugh since I got the news. Thank you very much.
Jtenma @ Jul 1st 2009 4:31PM
My prayers go out to you my friend...
Maulok @ Jul 2nd 2009 10:02AM
Thank you very much, jtenma.
PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jul 1st 2009 2:55PM
you wont stop til we get enough huh?
Sly @ Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM
knowing joystiq, they won't stop for a LONG time. but at least it's still funny now.
AvA (ice~) @ Jul 1st 2009 3:02PM
michael jackson reference?
PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jul 1st 2009 3:12PM
CHOME'ON!
ArchiGamer @ Jul 1st 2009 3:12PM
Damn you PedoJokerBear!! I have that song in my head now!!
Zexion_VI @ Jul 1st 2009 2:55PM
Tell me more, tell me more, where did you get your make up done, Dead Space girl?
peepoop @ Jul 1st 2009 2:56PM
OLD
Leave it to a bunch of 4chan rejects to run something into the ground so freaking fast...
THE WICKER MAN (BWF) (GT: Dalek Prime) @ Jul 1st 2009 2:58PM
Whoa! Take her easy dude. X button is the door. Use it.
Maulok @ Jul 1st 2009 3:07PM
I'm sorry if everyone's fun got in the way of the important and serious business of video game blog commenting.
What important point did you want us to discuss about Grease on the DS?
Cody @ Jul 1st 2009 3:13PM
I've said it before in reply to you, and I'll say it again.
Your name is peepoop.
PedoJokerBear (aka Deeznuts) @ Jul 1st 2009 3:25PM
man named peepoop thinks something is being runned into the ground haha
Dave @ Jul 1st 2009 3:36PM
You've just made yourself a Joystiq reject.
MystileArmor @ Jul 1st 2009 3:40PM
Someone had to take Sprinkles Scepter of Trollness over, since he is anti-trolling (???) every once in a while.
xtremeholymuffin @ Jul 1st 2009 4:26PM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
peepoop @ Jul 1st 2009 5:55PM
Lots of butthurt in those replies
ArchiGamer @ Jul 1st 2009 2:57PM
I can't breath! XD
ilovethewaggle @ Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM
Joystiq,
The wii is having a hard enough time even after 3 years and a bazillion dollars made gaining crediblilty as a viable gaming platform on this site. Articles like this don't help. Though they do provide you with excelent photoshopportunities. I
Dirty @ Jul 1st 2009 3:02PM
Grease is good for keeping all that dust off your console.
ilovethewaggle @ Jul 1st 2009 3:06PM
Damn you dirty hippo. every system collects dust. go find a new attack.
Comet @ Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM
I dont know guys this game could be....Systematic...Hydromatic....WHY IS COULD BE GREASE LIGHTNING!
Markez @ Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM
It's to the point where continuing to put that on every single post means that none of your commenters are going to comment on the actual post.
Same effect as posting 100 Pachter bits over the last few days. Nobody discusses the post's content, rather they just post about how irritated they are that all there seemingly are, are more and more Pachter posts.
Sly @ Jul 1st 2009 3:00PM
yeah, i was thinking the same thing. but every place needs a day of shitting around right?
Lieutenant Gunther (PSN: helghast102) @ Jul 1st 2009 3:01PM
maybe this should be an annual thing?
ilovethewaggle @ Jul 1st 2009 3:04PM
how about a daily thing, it'l make me read it more often.
Dirty @ Jul 1st 2009 3:08PM
Joystiq is the new playboy, of course I still read the articles.
spunky @ Jul 1st 2009 2:59PM
Awesome. Please keep this going.