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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:01PM Jamp said

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God dammit it, she looks perfect in almost anything.
She makes me feel like rocking out.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM Jamp said

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For my dream job, I wanted to be the guy that made that artwork. Seriously, it's awesome.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:41PM Shmil said

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And boom Jamipirow is disqualified due to being undead with a broken neck. Though I too want the job of photoshopping DSG into every post.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:30PM Jamp said

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The undead have feelings too, you know.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2009 7:22AM (Unverified) said

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Dream job? How about getting paid to sleep? LOL. :-)
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:01PM s ls said

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A Dinosaur
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM (Unverified) said

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Dream Job: Paid to be first commenter on Joystiq
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM The Bodyguard said

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My dream job is to commend a space shuttle or rocket.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM cbarrentos said

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Dead Space Girl is bigger than Jesus.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 1:52AM (Unverified) said

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Billy Mays here to tell you that your wrong.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM Ike said

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My dream job is to spend all day, every day, photoshopping that head into random photographs and get paid for it.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:03PM (Unverified) said

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Is anyone bothering reading the articles anymore? I sure as hell aren't.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM Cyantre said

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Working for one of my favorite web-sites.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:04PM Rikerbot said

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My dream job would be being Jonathan Coulton. Because JoCo is awesome...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:05PM (Unverified) said

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(12 am)... and my dream job would be to have my current job (sales), but also be a beta tester on the side... I love playing games first, its a great feeling when you can kick everyone's ass in a multilayer match and not have devoted 3 months of your life to the game.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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Obviously a plumber in a magical land.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM (Unverified) said

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not the ones with that face.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM Mitsuo said

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I don't see her. Where is sheeeee?

[/sarcasm]
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:07PM killerDJMW said

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Computer designer.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM MowDownJoe said

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I'd like to be the guy who photoshops the Dead Space Girl into every one of this articles.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:07PM krash411 said

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A bum.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:07PM ripvanwinkle said

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i would like to be a tentacle rapist in space
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:08PM Fantusta said

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A professor with tenure... making my way there, very very slowly...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:08PM (Unverified) said

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To test alcohol limits for the FDA.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:08PM User Formerly Known as Dave said

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Video game blogger. You don't gotta know nothing and you don't gotta do nothing--except play games, make controversial statements, and play with Photoshop.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:09PM DerickDBrown said

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I want a job that will let me poke a human brain with my finger from time to time.

Whatever job that is.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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Working with hearing parents of deaf children to give them the language skills to effectively communicate with their children.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:11PM ryanplusplus said

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being paid to get free shit from joystiq
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:12PM Professor Lario said

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Company president... or a Navy Seal. Yea, I know - type A much!?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:12PM artyerb said

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My dream job would just be
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM artyerb said

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wow, good job keyboard.

My dram job would just be to hang around with friends like normal.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM Arizone said

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Professional commenter.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM nobiyume said

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My dream job would be long-term work in space.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM SilverFireshot said

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My dream job is to be a filmmaker. Slowly getting there.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:14PM Glitch W said

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Dentist
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM Cadius said

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Writer.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:14PM Zerual said

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A novelist
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:49PM outlawed said

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My dream job would be to play guitar with Jonathan on stage.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM LionheartAce said

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My dream job is to draw for a living, sadly I do not possess the skills to do this. Still, it's my dream.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM CerealDorkVest said

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My dream job hasn't changed since I was a kid, Power Ranger.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM hdhrant said

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Assistant Crack Whore
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:16PM snarfoogle said

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Dream job? Working at one of those game/software companies with the really cushy and sweet offices (blizzard, google).

p.s. i liked joco before he was in portal
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:16PM aaronxx said

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inventor of the mountain dew
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:16PM Spiritsnare said

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My dream job is to work as the Dead Space girl.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:17PM fracaso said

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my dream job is working in a mine for our robot overlords on chiron beta prime
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:17PM Shagittarius said

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2 girls at the same time.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:17PM FallenArms3 said

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Dream Job: to write videogames.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:18PM ch3burashka said

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I'd love to be a chemical engineer and work on the new Intel chipsets. One day I'll accidentally spill my coffee all over the new chipset that is performing terribly and that reaction will somehow create the perfect computer processor.

I mean, I hope.

PS Love the Coulton. He's a Genius.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:18PM infernus said

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To work on new Dead Space box art. Even though it will never be as epic as this one.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:18PM Saria the Cat said

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Dream job: being paid to read Joystiq.
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