Joyswag: Jonathan Coulton's latest CD / DVD 'Best. Concert. Ever.'
by Kevin Kelly 
{ Jul 1st 2009 at 5:59PM } 
The bad news? You have to read through our entire two-part interview with him and send us a footnoted and bibliographed book report on it. Okay, just kidding. But if you're the slightest bit interested, it's there for your reading enjoyment. Once you've moseyed through, leave a comment here telling us what your dream job would be.
- Leave a comment telling us what your dream job would be
- You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec) – sorry! These aren't our laws :-(
- Limit 1 entry per person
- This entry period ends at 12:00pm ET on Wednesday, July 8. We'll randomly select 1 winner at that time to receive: one copy of Jonathan Coulton's CD+DVD project "Best. Concert. Ever." (ARV $19.99)
- For a list of complete rules, click here
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
Jampirow @ Jul 1st 2009 6:01PM
God dammit it, she looks perfect in almost anything.
She makes me feel like rocking out.
Jampirow @ Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM
For my dream job, I wanted to be the guy that made that artwork. Seriously, it's awesome.
Shmil @ Jul 1st 2009 6:41PM
And boom Jamipirow is disqualified due to being undead with a broken neck. Though I too want the job of photoshopping DSG into every post.
Jampirow @ Jul 1st 2009 8:30PM
The undead have feelings too, you know.
nvmisfit @ Jul 5th 2009 7:22AM
Dream job? How about getting paid to sleep? LOL. :-)
InFaMoUs1- @ Jul 1st 2009 6:01PM
A Dinosaur
Nathaniel Edwards @ Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM
Dream Job: Paid to be first commenter on Joystiq
Nate @ Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM
My dream job is to commend a space shuttle or rocket.
charlie b. @ Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM
Dead Space Girl is bigger than Jesus.
The Dark Wang(Ohyeahcola in disguise) @ Jul 2nd 2009 1:52AM
Billy Mays here to tell you that your wrong.
Nihilism98 @ Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM
My dream job is to spend all day, every day, photoshopping that head into random photographs and get paid for it.
C lab Cpn @ Jul 1st 2009 6:03PM
Is anyone bothering reading the articles anymore? I sure as hell aren't.
Cyantre @ Jul 1st 2009 6:02PM
Working for one of my favorite web-sites.
rkrocks123 @ Jul 1st 2009 6:04PM
My dream job would be being Jonathan Coulton. Because JoCo is awesome...
Frivolous @ Jul 1st 2009 6:05PM
(12 am)... and my dream job would be to have my current job (sales), but also be a beta tester on the side... I love playing games first, its a great feeling when you can kick everyone's ass in a multilayer match and not have devoted 3 months of your life to the game.
joeythehobo @ Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM
Obviously a plumber in a magical land.
joeythehobo @ Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM
not the ones with that face.
Mitsuo @ Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM
I don't see her. Where is sheeeee?
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killerDJMW @ Jul 1st 2009 6:07PM
Computer designer.
MowDownJoe @ Jul 1st 2009 6:06PM
I'd like to be the guy who photoshops the Dead Space Girl into every one of this articles.
krash411 @ Jul 1st 2009 6:07PM
A bum.
time @ Jul 1st 2009 6:07PM
i would like to be a tentacle rapist in space
Fantusta @ Jul 1st 2009 6:08PM
A professor with tenure... making my way there, very very slowly...
Tyler @ Jul 1st 2009 6:08PM
To test alcohol limits for the FDA.
Dave @ Jul 1st 2009 6:08PM
Video game blogger. You don't gotta know nothing and you don't gotta do nothing--except play games, make controversial statements, and play with Photoshop.
Derick @ Jul 1st 2009 6:09PM
I want a job that will let me poke a human brain with my finger from time to time.
Whatever job that is.
RatBoy @ Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM
Working with hearing parents of deaf children to give them the language skills to effectively communicate with their children.
ryan @ Jul 1st 2009 6:11PM
being paid to get free shit from joystiq
Professor Lario @ Jul 1st 2009 6:12PM
Company president... or a Navy Seal. Yea, I know - type A much!?
Arth Vader @ Jul 1st 2009 6:12PM
My dream job would just be
Arth Vader @ Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM
wow, good job keyboard.
My dram job would just be to hang around with friends like normal.
Azbulldog @ Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM
Professional commenter.
Rheva @ Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM
My dream job would be long-term work in space.
SilverFireshot @ Jul 1st 2009 6:13PM
My dream job is to be a filmmaker. Slowly getting there.
Glitch W @ Jul 1st 2009 6:14PM
Dentist
Michael @ Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM
Writer.
Old_Snake @ Jul 1st 2009 6:14PM
A novelist
Outlawed @ Jul 1st 2009 6:49PM
My dream job would be to play guitar with Jonathan on stage.
LionheartAce @ Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM
My dream job is to draw for a living, sadly I do not possess the skills to do this. Still, it's my dream.
Trev_tron @ Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM
My dream job hasn't changed since I was a kid, Power Ranger.
hdhrant @ Jul 1st 2009 6:15PM
Assistant Crack Whore
snarfoogle @ Jul 1st 2009 6:16PM
Dream job? Working at one of those game/software companies with the really cushy and sweet offices (blizzard, google).
p.s. i liked joco before he was in portal
aaronx_x @ Jul 1st 2009 6:16PM
inventor of the mountain dew
Spiritsnare @ Jul 1st 2009 6:16PM
My dream job is to work as the Dead Space girl.
fracaso @ Jul 1st 2009 6:17PM
my dream job is working in a mine for our robot overlords on chiron beta prime
Shagittarius @ Jul 1st 2009 6:17PM
2 girls at the same time.
DeoWulf @ Jul 1st 2009 6:17PM
Dream Job: to write videogames.
CH3BURASHKA @ Jul 1st 2009 6:18PM
I'd love to be a chemical engineer and work on the new Intel chipsets. One day I'll accidentally spill my coffee all over the new chipset that is performing terribly and that reaction will somehow create the perfect computer processor.
I mean, I hope.
PS Love the Coulton. He's a Genius.
infernus @ Jul 1st 2009 6:18PM
To work on new Dead Space box art. Even though it will never be as epic as this one.
Saria the Cat @ Jul 1st 2009 6:18PM
Dream job: being paid to read Joystiq.