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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:20PM HeavyToka said

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You can gain access it by pre-ordering through Gamestop, but I hate Gamestop so I'm hoping for another way.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:31PM (Unverified) said

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ya better go ahead and swallow your pride to go (dunno how you hate that store but whatever, maybe a bad experience idk or care) preorder your copy, get the beta code then cancel your preorder and get your money back a few days later cause gamestop is the only place to get access from at the moment. unless you are with ign or something and they give codes
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:21PM The Wicker Man said

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Now that is just lovely! It only needs Michael Pachter heads on her pursuers.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:35PM Wiizer said

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NO MORE PACHTER... Aw, this is Joystiq. Guess we won't be able to stop that.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:29PM (Unverified) said

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there's an awful lot of screaming faces on joystiq today.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:46PM NathanDTS said

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It's the woman from that Dead Space: Extraction box art.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:22PM Credge said

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I see that face has been photoshopped twice now.

That is the face of Joystiq fans who actually read this mornings Pachter hump-a-thon.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:24PM DBuckEye said

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It's been photoshopped on 4 other articles before this.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:24PM Dirty said

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way more than twice
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:29PM Credge said

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Yes, because what I said totally means it has only happened twice and has nothing to do with the fact that I've seen it twice.

Totally.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:39PM JXCGunrunna said

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I think they are spending more time on the shop than they have been on the article. Maybe you guys should do an article on how patcher predicts there will be a massphotoshoping on joystiq
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:55PM silverwolf761 said

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"I think they are spending more time on the shop than they have been on the article."

Well, they probably have a lot of time on their hands since all they need to do is write a sometimes snide paragraph and quote another publication for almost ALL of their "articles"
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:22PM syrik zero said

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That woman's head of Dead Space is priceless. It's been on 5 posts now? Hahaha
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:24PM MowDownJoe said

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A new Joystiq meme... great...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:51PM TheDarkWayne said

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YES IT IS!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:02PM Triscuit said

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I can't be sure, but is her face also shopped into the Brutal Legend story just before the actual article about the box art for DSE? You know, on the ghoul/demon thing behind Jables. No, not the statue, the other ghoulish thing.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:21PM peterntrinh said

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OH GOD NO! Ha ha ha!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:23PM youruglyclone said

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Why is the girl from the Dead Space Extraction cover art being super imposed on all the images for posts after hers?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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It's not a photoshop, Jem warned you to not look at too long or it'll get stuck in your head.

Guess everyone stared at it too long.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:41PM bongoes said

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I just got on today without seeing the post before and it's in my head too. How do you explain that?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:50PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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Time distortion. You'll get it stuck in your head eventually, retroactively.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:23PM watchthatman said

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Wow. Can this please happen for every post for the rest of the day?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:40PM Mort said

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or week.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:51PM The Blank Mage Returns said

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I WANT IT FOREVER!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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i got access to the new multiplayer beta about a month ago you get it for preordering it at gamestop it starts 8/19/09-9/18/09 also gets you the free revenge attribute for the mp once the game comes out
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:24PM (Unverified) said

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That screaming picture should be in every post all day today. Is there a world record for long you can keep this up? Someone check it... quick!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:24PM (Unverified) said

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How about a single player demo? You know...something that's actually interesting to play.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:25PM HeavyToka said

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What are you talking about? The Multiplayer is Great!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:27PM Dirty said

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I concur. I liked the multiplayer but stopped after a few games to just check it out. I would like to fight helicopters now.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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The multiplayer was just your regular deathmatch and "capture the flag". Why people get excited to play that in every single game is beyond me. I want a taste of the real Uncharted, the great single player it's going to have.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:30PM RKN said

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It looks like single-player is surely dying out in favor of multi-player, of course making maps is easier than a scripted single-player mission and many more prefer multiplayer, I'm one of the few that's exclusively a single-player gamer.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:34PM Vidikron said

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I've got no problems with MP as long as the SP experience isn't degraded as a result, but I agree... I'd like to see a SP demo much more than a second MP demo.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:37PM Jawmuncher said

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I agree with you the Uncharted MP is ok but weve seen all of it in others places.
And actually done better as well.

It's decent but im getting uncharted for the SP, since that's what Uncharted is all about.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:08PM Ashitaka said

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@ Chin-Poh
Please stfu if you don't know what you're talking about.

Quoting from the PSBlog that Joystiq kindly linked in this post:

[Just so you know who's answering the questions, 'AmyH' is the Creative Director Amy Hennig and 'Evan Wells' is the Co-President of ND]

"Comment From xaos
Was there any concern when deciding to add multiplayer that the new focus might hinder the single player experience? Any pitfalls to balancing the two?

AmyH: Actually, developing the multiplayer experience has enabled us to improve and enhance the single player experience, because it's allowed us to really tune all the play mechanics and get a lot of great feedback along the way.
We made sure when we set out to create the multiplayer component of the game, that it wouldn't impact the single player experience negatively in any way. We expanded the team to accommodate the additional development, and assigned people to focus exclusively on multiplayer or single-player. That way both experiences are equally well-developed."

Also, good news for those who don't like multiplayer trophies:

"Comment From Havoc_Maker
Will Uncharted 2 have multiplayer trophies?

Evan Wells: We're still finalizing our final list of Trophies and it looks like we might include a couple of MP trophies, but we don't want to have any that require any amount of grinding to rack up a ton of kills or wins."

So no, single-player *definitely* isn't dying out in favor of multiplayer, they didn't even want to compromise the singleplayer trophies.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:26PM RKN said

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Sorry dude, guess I shouldn't be talking considering I don't have a PS3 and can't play any of the games. : )
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:01PM (Unverified) said

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@ tmac

Do you really need a single player demo? You know the single player is going to be awesome.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:06PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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umm hey t-mac

There was co-op in the multiplayer beta as well. Deathmatch is always deathmatch but the little treasure game was a little more than just CTF. But, you have to actually play it for longer than one or two matches to get the hang of the flow and teamwork elements down. Daisy chaining those golden statues is pure unadulterated fun.

Like I said if you want to get an idea about the campaign you should have played the 3 person co-op mode. I don't know what it is with you lately but you are so negative about EVERYTHING. In fact, there was a helicopter in the co-op so there.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:24PM PedoJokerBear said

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head space
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:26PM Jawmuncher said

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I'm loving the picture of the girl from dead space.

I really hope they stick with that the rest of the day.

Thumbs Up Joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:28PM (Unverified) said

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Keep 'em coming, Joystiq!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:27PM The Monarch said

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HMMMM
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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GameStop is offering the multiplayer demo.
BestBuy is offering golden Barreta and golden AK-47.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:31PM MSKilla aka Sony4Life said

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She looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal....running from an acting coach!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:52PM TheDarkWayne said

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HIYO!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:32PM Ashitaka said

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That's great Joystiq! More dead space girl, less patcher. Keep it coming.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:33PM The Monarch said

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Watch, next post is a Pachter post with Dead Space girl.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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OK, for a minute there I thought I was losing it. I thought I was seeing the same screaming face of the same woman over and over again. But now I realize that it's just a mirage. It's not really the same face. In fact it's not even a woman. See, I'm not going crazy. Really, it's not the same woman. Really, I'm not seeing anything at all. Really, I mean it. REALLY!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:36PM Deszaras said

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These chops with the Dead Space girl are hilarious! I chuckle every time there's a new post. Keep it up.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:41PM OnToGloryReturns said

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Uncharted/Dead Space crossover CONFIRMED.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:42PM Mr Khan said

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joystiq is trolling us for the second day in a row?
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