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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:34AM MystileArmor said

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Can you please close Pandora's box guys?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:10AM (Unverified) said

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But Patcher is still out, and Hope is stuck in there.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:36AM Rooshma said

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Hey! Pachter was right about something: we did see more Pachter predictions.

BTW, props to joystiq for being able to take/make jokes about themselves... it's cool to see inter-celebs be down-to-earth.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:37AM CaramelZappa said

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No one cares what Pachter thinks.

Actually, is there a way I can filter joystiq so all the articles except the ones tagged with pachter? Like how when the iPhone came out engadget had a page you could go to that was all news except iPhone news.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:39AM MystileArmor said

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Hitting Alt+F4 filters out everything you need.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:43AM Ryuk said

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Mystile Armor...you got me you bastard...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:47AM MystileArmor said

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Back in the day CTRL+ALT+DEL did the trick. Nowadays it just brings up the Task Manager. I loved the days when it just rebooted your whole system without warning.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:51AM CaramelZappa said

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In vista (like windows 2000) It doesn't even bother bringing up the task manager, it brings up a menu where you CAN open the task manager instead. Good thing we have CTRL+Shift+Escape?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:45AM (Unverified) said

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If you run linux you can run this it will remove anything related to pachter

#!/bin/bash
echo "removing all of pachters comments"
find /home -iname \* -exec rm -rf '{}' \;
echo "all done"
init 0
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:48AM (Unverified) said

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I forgot to mention run it as sudo ..

n.b made me laugh I ran the script with the find line changed forgot to hash out the init 0 as im sitting there, bang my machine shuts down.. I was sitting there laughing for a while -- its 9am and I aint slept yet it was funny to me anyway..
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 12:51PM KillaChaos said

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@sc00by

DOHOHOHOHO
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:38AM (Unverified) said

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DIE PATCHER, DIE!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:39AM MystileArmor said

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And while you're at it, kill Pachter as well please!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:42AM Rooshma said

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On the bright side they didn't put another picture of his stupid laughing face... laughing all the way to six-figures for nothing.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:13AM (Unverified) said

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YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S BLOOD IS ON THE CHAINSAW!!

PACHTER'S!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:42AM MystileArmor said

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Derp de derp Pachter de dumb de derp Pachter, Pachter, Pachter, dumb dee durp de derp derpy durp.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:08AM (Unverified) said

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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:07AM Premature ejaculation man said

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Dey tiiirk urr jerrrbs!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:45AM Ryuk said

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is patcher married? or taken? Cause I seriously feel bad for his significant other, they may be rolling in dough now, but his mouth is definitely open all the time...

Patcher: Honey, I predict you're making meatloaf tonight, If you don't your market share will go down significantly.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:54AM Haggard said

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He's married with kids. How do I know? Because he wouldn't close his mouth about them on GT's Bonus Round once.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:16AM blueskyv201 said

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Yeah, guy really likes to talk about his wife :)
Still, seems like a decent fellow to me.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:20AM Roto13 said

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He is a fine lookin' man and any lady should be happy to have him.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:45AM Ordeith said

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Pachter has been all pro Sony lately.

Makes me wonder how much he got from them to "correct" his statements about the PSP go.

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:55AM Haggard said

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Sony paying vast amounts of money to a man who'll predict that they aren't going to lose vast amounts of money?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:21AM Roto13 said

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It's not about allegiances, it's about his predictions. :P
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:52AM BananaBoat said

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Pachter....Michael....Michael Pachter......rethcaP leahciM.....




Warning.....Warning......Shutdown imminent......overheating.......can't...go on......



Avenge me...... X_X
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 1:52AM Shadowbender said

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Haha Ordeith. Seems to me something mischeivous is going on.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:00AM Ridgecity said

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THE NOSTRADAMUS OF GAMING.... If Nostradamus was an idiot. Has any of you joystiq editors for his position in Wedbush Morgan? I bet you can get the job.

Why doesn't Joystiq do predictions too???
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:54AM darkquota said

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Many people thought Nostradamus was a fake during his time so maybe your example isn't the best.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:55AM (Unverified) said

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He's still a fake... What's your point?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:01AM Slaziman said

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Come on Joystiq, do you hate us? I'll click your ads, I swear, please, I'll laugh at Chris Grant's lame jokes, I'll even review your podcast on iTunes, just please make it stop.

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOP
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:22AM Marius said

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If I see another Pachter post Im gonna........
Im gonna buy an Xbox >:(
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:29AM Courtney said

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Michael Pachter predicts that you will by a 360.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:28AM (Unverified) said

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Can't we have a psp news only?

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 2:43AM (Unverified) said

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i swear to god if i see anymore appraise for patcher on joystiq. someone is going to die. its bad enough hes popping up everywhere. but now its so bad that now i actually still read this just so i can see what crap he has pointed out which is dead obvious to 95% of the gamer population. worst yet i find myself commenting....
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:09AM bknight2k said

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Love how Pachter always predicting the rise of the PS3 which never seems to happen, does everyone one remember 2008 the year on the PS3 and by 2010 the PS3 will have outsold the 360?

So basically things the everyone wants a Blu Ray player as for me I own a PS3 and only use for Games and some online stuff.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:59AM Diogenes said

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As of the last game informer, the PS3 had 22 million sold to the 360's 28 million sold so the ps3 has about 18 months left to make a 6 million gap.

Its possible but extremely unlikely except with a pricecut to $299.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 3:29AM rokubungi said

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yep and nintendo will have 71% and microsoft will have the remaining 28% ...... wait a second...
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:03AM AUserName said

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Really dude, STFU and GTFO.

You're about as bad as every fanboy on Joystiq, except you get payed to wave your massive ego around. Go masturbate to hentai like the rest of the trolls.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:49AM Kyogissun said

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*deep breath* MAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE IIIIITTTTTTTT STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 4:53AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Patcher knows the future :D

I predict that all fanboys will unite and build thier own console to strike back against the three companies, the fanboy 3000
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 6:23AM Istari Spartan said

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So, one of the three console makers will seel rough one third of the games.

You call this news?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:07AM (Unverified) said

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For reference, Nintendo currently has 57%, Sony has 25%, and Microsoft has 18% of worldwide game sales in 2009 so far. This means that Pachter expects Sony to gain 6% of worldwide game sales from its competitors during the second half of the year.

Unless Sony sells 20 million of the new PSPs before the end of the year, I don't think it will happen.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:56AM PoisonFacecamo said

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this guys Pacthetic... *sigh*
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:19AM (Unverified) said

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And Uncharted 2 / infamous wil account for a big chunk of those!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:06AM mbarriault said

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Considering we have a trio of major game hardware makers, 31%, or about 1/3, seems about right...

Except when Sony owns 50% of the platforms.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:52AM (Unverified) said

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All this negativity is ridiculous. Here are numbers for console sales for both Sony and MS. These are from the companies financial reports.

Fiscal Year 2007: July 2006 - 2007
MS - 6.6 million consoles
Sony - 4.23 milliion consoles
MS has a quartar advantage for this fiscal year as the PS3 launched in Nov 2006.

Fiscal Year 2008: July 2007 - 2008
MS - 8.7 million consoles
Sony 10 million consoles

Fiscal Year 2009: July 2008 - 2009(These figures are up to March 2009)
MS - 10 million consoles
Sony 8.5 million consoles

Total sales
MS - 6.6 + 8.7 + 10 = 25.3 million sold
Sony - 4.23 + 10 + 8.5 = 22.73 million sold
Difference - 25.3 - 22.73 = 2.57 million consoles

The information provided is for sales of the PS3 and 360 from when the PS3 launched. I'm not including the year leas that the 360 has. From when the PS3 launched MS has outsold them by 2.57 million consoles. Also, the link that the author posted is for US game sales and not worldwide sales. Worldwide sales for those games are in the millions. If the 360 is dominating the PS3 than why when you look at the hard numbers from both MS and Sony the 360 only leads the PS3 by 2.57 million consoles from when the PS3 launched. MS said that they have sold 30 million worldwide so lets do those numbers.

30 - 25.3 = 4.7 million consoles sold in the year before the PS3 launched.
I'm just using 30 mil. MS has actually sold in the area of 30 - 32 according to their financial report. For future discussions used the hard numbers.

Regarding the link for 1st party PS3 games sales. When you add in the sales for games such as RE4, SF4, etc, you'll see that some big 3rd party titles are beaten by 1st party Sony titles and vice versa so the link isn't giving all the information and context.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:11AM MrAhh said

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I think you need to leave with your logic the theme here is patcher sucks. Come on now follow the pattern.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:52AM SCV said

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Michael Pachter predicts it will be alot of posts about him.
Michael Pachter predicts alot of angry Joystiq-readers
Michael Pachter predicts God will stop console flame wars on several sites
Michael Pachter predicts Sparta will come again
Michael Pachter predicts angry replies on me for being repetetive

Michael Pachter predicts this is the end of this post
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:04AM (Unverified) said

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Joystiq posters cry
And clench their fists in sorrow
It's Pachter again
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