Suda 51 plays Burnout Paradise (a lot) more than you

Dear Joystiq:

I hope you can read this off-topic post I am going to make today. First of all, thank for making my day with your picture shops. I haven't laughed like that since yesterday night on /v/. I make this post to recommend you at least 2 things that I (and many other posters in this place) would perhaps like to see here on this site, because new is exciting.

1.- Please bring back the Daily Recap that for some reason you have stopped making since August 12, 2008, since it organizes every blog posts you have made during the day in a very convenient matter so people like me can search for the most noteworthy posts or the ones that wake my interest. Besides, with the recent site change, the posts' dates cannot be seen unless you click on them. Sure, it's not a big deal when they are in the 1-6 day range, but once the posts become a week old, it becomes rather confusing to search for a certain post of a certain date. So if you ever bring that nice feature back, I and many others would appreciate it. ^_^

2.- Please make Dead Space Girl the default avatar from now on. You know why Joystiq. You know why.

Thank you for taking your time reading this post of mine. If someone ever agrees with any of the recommendations I said, please reply or state your opinion. With your help, Joystiq might eventually turn these wishes into reality.

Have a nice day people!

This shit will never get old. All hail Joystiq.

It's actually at the point where I can hear her scream. It's like a short banshee yelp.

I'm fucking sick of your crap.

So what, you created a new account just to complain? Or did Sprinkles come back already?

I'm poppin' wheelies!!!

Dear lord. 700+ hours is pretty impressive. I still haven't played Burnout Paradise. Maybe I should give it a shot.

I mean, 700+ hours kind of speaks for itself.

That's a big fat lie. NOBODY plays Burnout more than I do! I have literally spent a cumulative total of 2 1/2 weeks in Paradise. 2 1/2 FREAKING WEEKS OF MY LIFE!

Why don't you go here?
http://www.ign.com
or here?
http://www.1up.com
or even here?
http://www.kotaku.com

Captain Obvious has spoken.

So when does this joke officially end? I'm not complaining, but at this point, when I reload Joystiq I expect to see DSG in the fuckin logo.

LMAO. They should just have an article about DSG now.

or make a "Fake" Article about SUPER DSG GIRL WORLD 4: The Bitch Strikes Back

That is an impressive lump of time.

And does anyone remember all those Michael Pachter posts? It's like they never happened. The Dead Space girl has brought us all together, even the people who claim they've had enough. No you haven't. You haven't had enough.

you just got a +9000 for being the first one to write a relavant question into this article.

Though DSG is +9001

I don't wan't to do math! I'm on my summer break!

Or maybe even... if it's not taboo enough for yah... HERE?

http://www.destructoid.com/

I would love to play Burnout that long, but the most frustrating thing about that game are the people who log online to do challenges...but suck so bad they can't do them, which holds everyone else back. I mean really, it's not that hard to jump through one of the hoops at the airport. There's always that 1 incompetent asshole who fucks it up for everyone else.

That poor girl looks terrified riding that bike.

for the rest of us:

who is Dead Space Girl? a little info, please.

Omg yes! please make her the avatar!