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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:33PM AlvinRod said

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WHERE IS SHE!?!?
AAAAAAAAHH!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:34PM AlvinRod said

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oh....
myy.........
godd!!!
HAHAHAHA
good one, Joystiq!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:52PM latin trident said

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I haven't laughed so hard for a long time. Thanks Joystiq!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:33PM Freddie Mercury said

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YOU BASTARDS!!! THE UBISOFT LOGO!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:23PM KinseySS said

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OMG It was classic!!! I thought this would get old fast but i swear I laugh harder and harder the more i see it.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:34PM Shmil said

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I'm sorry I doubted you Joystiq, I thought she wouldn't be there.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 8:09AM (Unverified) said

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I thought no way as well.. Well done, you bored yet ?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:34PM Apollo26 said

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I love you Joystiq........
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:35PM INNUENDO 64 said

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it just keeps getting better
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:35PM Look At This Suit said

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Well played Mr. Mitchell. Well played indeed.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:36PM Desecron said

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ROFL, I heart Joystiq
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:39PM Deadpool said

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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:39PM (Unverified) said

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LOL yesss!!!! I was really hoping something like that was done =D
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:39PM ailurus74 said

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Fucking brilliant, hahahahaha
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:43PM Crazysamz said

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Best one yet joystiq! I was like "ohhh they out a video so they probably stopped the whole thing... bummer" until about 5 seconds later lol
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:54PM (Unverified) said

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lmao at the end of the vid i got a google ad for internet explorer 8 haha.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 7:55PM (Unverified) said

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btw i love this series and i cant wait till it comes out. its been out of the spotlight for too long.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:04PM (Unverified) said

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expect the unexpected when dealing with DSG
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:22PM chichipapa said

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allowing this to be to action focused will turn this into a average action game instead of a great stealth game
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:26PM KentuckyFrydCow28 said

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Stay on topic.

DSG is awesome.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:13AM Tephlon said

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chris, were you paying attention?

You aren't rewarded the 'Mark and Execute' ability UNLESS you approach the situation stealthily. If you try to play this like Gears of War or some fast paced action platformer... you'll likely get your ass handed to you.


Also, this game is all about how YOU decide to play the game. I've seen nothing to make me believe you couldn't play this like a classic splintercell... except now, when you fuck up and get caught, you don't turn into a total pussy and instantly die.

Before they were PUSHING the stealth a little too much by gimping your abilities. Now they're giving you the skills to make the choice yourself.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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This was the best one yet!! XD XD XD
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:12PM (Unverified) said

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Lets just keep doing this forever, that way we can never talk about the topic of the article ever again!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:18PM (Unverified) said

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= less fanboy warz

DSG is bringing us all closer together :D
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:59AM (Unverified) said

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LESS FANBOY WARS+THE WEIRD GIRL FACE=ULTIMATE JOYSTIQ!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:15PM Zachary said

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Best one yet Joystiq!!!!
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:18PM MaliceMajorE15 said

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"you've got sam moving in such a way that he never moved before. he's doing moves that are just, you know- powerful"

who writes this stuff?
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:08AM Tephlon said

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no one, you ass. They're talking candidly.

Are all game devs supposed to also be public speakers and professional linguists?
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:20AM MaliceMajorE15 said

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Well you have just exposed yourself as a dickhead havent you. Well done for taking my comment so literally, its a saying its plain to see its not scripted. we all know that devs are suppose to wax lyrical about their titles but it helps if they convey it in such a way that it appears natural. and you genuinly believe that that is the way the developer feels about it. to me it just looked like he was just doing his best to lay on the superlatives, which he succeeded in doing- only lamely.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 8:48PM OptimumEDGE said

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Lmfao. Straight up masterful Joystiq.

Masterful.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 9:06PM friendlygummybear said

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The start of the article says it all...

"Let's face it"
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:02PM The Monarch said

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It was very hit or miss, actually. A lot of people would disagree with you. Personally, I loved it, and I think it was definitely worth $60.
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:17PM FireFighter214 said

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I really like Splinter Cell, but didn't Metal Gear invent and define the stealth, action genre?
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Posted: Jul 1st 2009 10:59PM (Unverified) said

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I always felt that Metal Gear made the first couple "hide and seek" games, but Splinter Cell was where the first (modern, at least (Thief!)) deadly shadows came to be. Splinter Cell really played with lighting and silenced weaponry, and never once did it have a fixed camera angle.

Noah
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 12:45AM hsol said

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You impress me yet again Joystiq. Brilliant!
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 1:01AM Apache15 said

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Ahahahahahahah!!! That was EPIC.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 2:30AM (Unverified) said

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Wow, that was a great use of the Dead Space girl. I didn't think you'd bother to put her in a video -- I was wrong to doubt your commitment to a joke, Joystiq.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 5:47AM Levi Partridge said

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Funniest one yet Joystiq!
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:35AM StormEagle said

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Kudos for the DSG....

Though I expected her to flash up at the end real big with the loud "AAAAAHHHH" scream..

You know, like they used to do back in the day when you would trick people into staring at an image and then the exorcist chick would appear.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 2:27PM (Unverified) said

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OK, Conviction just went on my game wishlist.
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