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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:20PM Sly C said

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unreal tournament?
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 1:42AM Ellianth said

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I'd rather an explanation on why Gears 2 is so effin buggy.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 9:18AM VicViper said

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@Ellianth

Amen. Dennis Dyack might've been right after all...

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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:21PM falcomadol said

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Jazz Jackrabbit XBLA
Jazz Jackrabbit 2 XBLA
Jazz Jackrabbit Holiday Hare Compilation XBLA
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:26PM Ike said

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Hell yes.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:44PM Lucky The Fox said

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No, Jazz Jackrabbit 3.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:48PM falcomadol said

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You see the screens of JJ3? We were fortunate that abortion was never released.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:51PM RKN said

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Rerelease Jazz Jackrabbit on the PC too please!
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:53PM (Unverified) said

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I remember playing the unfinished demo for JJ3 back in the day. Loved it at the time, but I was obsessed with JJ2 back then, and much less discerning. I think "Jazz Jackrabbit in 3D" was enough to win me.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 1:16AM Sly C said

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steam & PSN too...
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:22PM Credge said

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Sounds more like a cop-out and lazy behavior than anything else.

He said "The tech is better for bald."

I read "Doing hair is too hard."
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:24PM Marius said

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tell that to Square Enix
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:31PM (Unverified) said

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I think he means that it's hard doing hair with actual in-game graphics. You know, something that isn't in a cut scene, for example.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:17PM (Unverified) said

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What's weird is Square Enix can make UE3 do hair. It just run's like a bag 'o' crap - 360 version of Last Remnant case in point.
Obviously Crystal Tools has hair built in form the start, so it is Unreal that can't do hair, though they weren't really expected some crazy Japanese company to come attempt to use an FPS engine to do something other than FPS.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 12:18AM Vcize said

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Are there really even that many bald space marines? I mean, between Gears 1 and Gears 2 there was only one bald guy and he died in Act 1 of the first game. Everyone else has hair.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 12:46AM WiredKnight said

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No one's saying we *can't* do it. Obviously there are many developers who can. I think what he's is really trying to say is that yea, it's difficult, and those resources would be better spent on other aspects of the game.

It's not a cop-out when Epic has some of the best looking games on the 360. You should try doing it yourself before you start calling people lazy.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 2:05AM aughscreennames said

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Japan has always been good at hair, even on the PS2. Cant think of any western games with good hair, Im just reminded of the hideous hair in Mass Effect and Oblivion/Fallout3.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 2:17AM (Unverified) said

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Mass Effect was Unreal too :P
Bethseda aren't too bad, Fallout had some pretty cool hair styles. Obviously they don't manage to do the whole PhysX'ed hair, but it's okay (if a bit shiny/plastic)
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 4:40AM WiredKnight said

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@Eh

How about Tomb Raider, Uncharted, and Rock Band (very stylized, I know, but still well done).
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 11:49AM FraGNeM said

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Adding to what WiredKnight3 said, 3 of the 4 protagonists in Gears of War have hair.

It's short hair, but that makes sense for the characters anyway.

So it's no "cop out".
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:23PM Typicalgamer said

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who needs hair. bald ppl are cool. unless your not in the army.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 3:26AM MrKlorox said

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yeah, then you're just a genetic freak
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:24PM bxgt said

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He just spoiled the whole plot of max payne 3
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:29PM mezzaninex said

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"She looked at me, her eyes like icy steel and said 'Max, you're bald because of the engine limitations.'

My legs wobbled like mushy bananas and the gun dropped from my hand. The pieces all came together. I've become a bald slob because Cliffy B made it that way. I knew there was only one way out."
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:36PM (Unverified) said

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I walked the 15 minutes to the wig store and spent and hour trying to decide on a color. In the end I chose blonde because, let's face it, I could use more fun in my life like a clown with burning herpes could use seltzer water, a cream pie and a handful of valtrex.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:58PM ch3burashka said

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@Mezzanine:

Good job, Sam Lake.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 1:19AM Sly C said

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max becomes a space marine?!
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:26PM TheDarkWayne said

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Marcus isn't a space marine, he never even goes into space, and the only laser gun is a barely science fiction satellite weapon which we should have in 20 something years
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:27PM (Unverified) said

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Earlier if Reagen had his way.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:39PM (Unverified) said

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Lol at the Dark Wayne for thinking that we don't have that now. You're Batman, for God's sake! How 'bout you start fucking thinking like him!
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 10:41PM TheDarkWayne said

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pfft, me and the JLA have one, but we made sure Cadmus doesnt
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 12:20AM Vcize said

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But Marcus isn't bald either. Neither is Dom. Or any of the other characters in the game...
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 12:41AM WiredKnight said

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But he is on a planet other than Earth, which more many people is more than enough to qualify as a space marine.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:27PM Muckrak3r said

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I want more cliffy b interviews like i want more head on collisions in my life.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:30PM (Unverified) said

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can Dr. Manhattan count as a space marine? I mean, he wasn't fighting in space and he wasn't really a marine.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:30PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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A good craftsman never blames his tools.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:31PM (Unverified) said

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This=True.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:07PM CtrlBurn said

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FYI, CliffyB is a game designer/developer, not a character designer.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 11:19PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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He's the one who came out and made the statement.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 12:49AM WiredKnight said

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Right. So he's blaming someone else's tools. If it was Chris Perna or Kevin Lanning saying this, it'd be a different story.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 1:03PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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He is blaming the platforms for his generic character design choices.

Excuses ... excuses.
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 2:26PM WiredKnight said

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Um, what?

Bleszinsky isn't a character designer/artist/modeler. He has little say in what the characters look like, that's up to the art director and artists themselves.

And bald =/= generic.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:36PM (Unverified) said

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I walked the 15 minutes to the wig store and spent and hour trying to decide on a color. In the end I chose blonde because, let's face it, I could use more fun in my life like a clown with burning herpes could use seltzer water, a cream pie and a handful of valtrex.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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I would say something about the reply system being a cock-starved tramp on a coke binge but instead I'll just ask you guys to please white these comments out. Thank you.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:51PM dr steve brule said

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sorry, plussed them to make them stand out more than before, also i just cant downvote job
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Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 3:30AM MrKlorox said

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gob
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:37PM rTwelve said

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I'm pretty sure Dr. Manhattan would be more effective at wiping at the locust than Fenix. I think it's called omnipotent.


I almost said omnipotency, but that sounds like impotency, and someone would have made a blue penis joke.
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:39PM (Unverified) said

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OH NOES! You just did one yourself!!
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Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 9:40PM rTwelve said

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that or blue penises themselves are omnipotent
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